Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: 1023 A sixth of a mole? Correct- Gurts severed head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I've taken care of this. Bad enough that he embarked upon this shite at all, let alone attempted to further argue it. @Fender777, desist with this shite immediately! You have not only succeeded in making a record breaking cunt of yourself, but worse still, insulted these fine folk with your wildly unscientific pronouncements and preposterous fucking exaggeration . The stone age level tribes of the u'tucrluc peoples, who inhabit the high tributarys of the amazon, have village idiots who understand physics better than you. Lol Magnificent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 35 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m impressed with your eloquent explanation of this phenomenon, Quincy. I had you down as a shite-eating freak, but I was wrong. Please accept my sincere apologies. I'm more of a feeder. Say "aaaah". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm more of a feeder. Say "aaaah". Don’t be stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 On 10/27/2017 at 10:56 PM, Ape said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: Don’t be stupid. Ape, I've just watched "Brawl in Cell Block 99", and can confirm it is the best shit ever. Never have I seen cunts get their cunts kicked in with such panache. Nor, a man beat the shite out of his own car with his bare hands. Fucking quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ape, I've just watched "Brawl in Cell Block 99", and can confirm it is the best shit ever. Never have I seen cunts get their cunts kicked in with such panache. Nor, a man beat the shite out of his own car with his bare hands. Fucking quality. I’ve just watched Trainspotting - fucking class, as ever. I can’t help but notice that Pukeape has become stuck in a Tesco Value Meme loop, and is posting multiple pieces of completely unfunny shit, all over the place. I wonder if he understands about the curvature of the earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ape said: I’ve just watched Trainspotting - fucking class, as ever. I can’t help but notice that Pukeape has become stuck in a Tesco Value Meme loop, and is posting multiple pieces of completely unfunny shit, all over the place. I wonder if he understands about the curvature of the earth? I wish he would disappear over it, back to San Francisco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 40 minutes ago, Ape said: I’ve just watched Trainspotting - fucking class, as ever. I can’t help but notice that Pukeape has become stuck in a Tesco Value Meme loop, and is posting multiple pieces of completely unfunny shit, all over the place. I wonder if he understands about the curvature of the earth? Shit film, fucking shit plot and shit actors..... go watch your real favourite film.....little mermaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ape, I've just watched "Brawl in Cell Block 99", and can confirm it is the best shit ever. Never have I seen cunts get their cunts kicked in with such panache. Nor, a man beat the shite out of his own car with his bare hands. Fucking quality. Quincy, you are fucking spot on. I watched it last week and I've still got a hard on over the crushed skull being scraped across concrete face down, leading to exposed mandible and occular orbits. The only slightly disappointing aspect was that Don Johnson did not get the absolute cunt kicked out of him as a kind of natural justice for wearing a silk Armani suit and no fucking socks in Miami Vice. The head being ripped off on the edge of the drain was class as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 39 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Shit film, fucking shit plot and shit actors..... go watch your real favourite film.....little mermaid. You're a fucking mermaid pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: It’s Christmas soon so you can get yourself one of these tosspot.... lol......Fuck off.... Do you go to church on Christmas Day? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 17 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: No, you can't. For the love of fuck. @Quincy Cockfingers, get a load of this cunt! Think about the scale we are talking about here, you daft cunt. It's the equivalent of putting a microscopic tardigrade (you) on a giant fucking beachball. You're too close to the surface, the scale is too huge, it's utterly imperceptible to the human eye. Your friend is winding you up, or he's just as thick as you. Idiot. You're to stupid to understand Bill, let me make it a little clearer for you, The fact that there is a pronounced horizon tells us that the earth must be curved...you fucking Dummy and did i mention about watching ships disappear on the horizon. I don't get what you can't understand, perhaps you're better off playing with your multi ID's, you seem to be ACE at that. now find a corner and suffer.CUNT !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 15 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: He's already trying to play it off as if he meant to say you can see ships going over the horizon. However, that's clearly fucking bollocks, because he clearly stated previously his friend's vista was so wide that was why he could see the curvature. If he was talking about ships going over the horizon, the wideness of his view would be irrelevant. You could watch a ship go over the horizon down a fucking canal. NO..i said i have seen the curvature of the earth from the ground, watching ships disappear is seeing the curvature of the earth from the ground, you and your wank spanner ID's are trying to make a meal out of nothing as per fucking usual.. i never once said i have seen the curve by looking at a wide view point but if you want to argue that point then we can. Let's call it the horizon curve..when you have a wide view point then the horizon will appear curved and that is also a product of the curvature of the Earth. You learn something new every day hey Bub..now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Did you see any curved lamp posts today? On your fliddy way to the opticians? Did you see the curve of Bill/Bubba's anal passage as you entered it..on your way to fucking through a pile of hemorrhoids..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Listen carefully, for you are thick beyond utterance and need to learn something about the planet you live on before you try to swim down a cliff or something outlandishly stupid. Perceiving an object passing over the horizon, from an oblique viewpoint, is not the same as perceiving the curvature of the earth. The fact that objects do so does demonstrate the curvature, but it is not the same as you squinting like an imbecile off your boyfriends porch then ranting like a madman about seeing imaginary shite. Fender, look at me: how many atoms am I holding up? imbecile. lol fuck off You listen cuntmong, seeing ships disappear on the horizon is seeing the curvature of the earth..as simple as you, but maybe , just maybe you and your two fuck buddies like things explained in fine detail. Thick people usually do. Please don't get too upset that you and hinge and bracket have made yourselves look the complete cunts that everyone knows you all are. Trying too hard to be a clever cuntbrain can only backfire on you but you're used to that. If you're going to start an argument then have the decency to admit when you have lost which you have big time..too busy jumping the gun when not weighing up what was actually said..Point 1 i said wide enough view, i have to have a wide enough view to see what's going on..Point 2. i said i can clearly see the curve on a clear day, well you have to have a clear day to see a ship disappear on the horizon...therefor seeing the curve. is that enough fine detail for you..you can fuck off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, Fender777 said: NO..i said i have seen the curvature of the earth from the ground, watching ships disappear is seeing the curvature of the earth from the ground, you and your wank spanner ID's are trying to make a meal out of nothing as per fucking usual.. i never once said i have seen the curve by looking at a wide view point but if you want to argue that point then we can. Let's call it the horizon curve..when you have a wide view point then the horizon will appear curved and that is also a product of the curvature of the Earth. You learn something new every day hey Bub..now fuck off. You're absolutely right, Bend. https://youtu.be/pUkBGERTcdQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, Frank said: You're absolutely right, Bend. https://youtu.be/pUkBGERTcdQ Of Course i am Frank, i always am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: You listen cuntmong, seeing ships disappear on the horizon is seeing the curvature of the earth..as simple as you, but maybe , just maybe you and your two fuck buddies like things explained in fine detail. Thick people usually do. Please don't get too upset that you and hinge and bracket have made yourselves look the complete cunts that everyone knows you all are. Trying too hard to be a clever cuntbrain can only backfire on you but you're used to that. If you're going to start an argument then have the decency to admit when you have lost which you have big time..too busy jumping the gun when not weighing up what was actually said..Point 1 i said wide enough view, i have to have a wide enough view to see what's going on..Point 2. i said i can clearly see the curve on a clear day, well you have to have a clear day to see a ship disappear on the horizon...therefor seeing the curve. is that enough fine detail for you..you can fuck off now. Don't try to scurry out of this, you big rat. You did not say that. Seeing ships disappear over the horizon is observing a point on the horizon, seeing it demonstrated. What you said was that your eyes are so special, you could perceive the arc itself, which is absolute, complete fucking shite. The only thing you'll be observing from this hole you've dug yourself is Gurts larder. Dont ever, ever, fucking ever try to sell snake oil to these fine people again, you lying mountebank cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't try to scurry out of this, you big rat. You did not say that. Seeing ships disappear over the horizon is observing a point on the horizon, seeing it demonstrated. What you said was that your eyes are so special, you could perceive the arc itself, which is absolute, complete fucking shite. The only thing you'll be observing from this hole you've dug yourself is Gurts larder. Dont ever, ever, fucking ever try to sell snake oil to these fine people again, you lying mountebank cunt. Quincy you stupid fool, I can see you rattling from here, and Basingstoke is well over the horizon from my domain. And I thought the turds went into your mouth and you didn't regurgitate them here Edited October 28, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Post shit edit-clean sweep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 I've read through shite on both sides of this argument, and I don't mind admitting that absolutely none of it makes any fucking sense to me. One cunt appears to like watching ships, and another cunt doesn't like how he professes to watch these ships. It's the worst fucking saga in corner history and makes the Chinese steel debate seem as interesting and lively as the Frost/Nixon tapes. Fender, shut your fucking trap and write something about raping nuns. Quincy, put down the nose bag and give me Yacht III, you Zoopla obsessed slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've read through shite on both sides of this argument, and I don't mind admitting that absolutely none of it makes any fucking sense to me. One cunt appears to like watching ships, and another cunt doesn't like how he professes to watch these ships. It's the worst fucking saga in corner history and makes the Chinese steel debate seem as interesting and lively as the Frost/Nixon tapes. Fender, shut your fucking trap and write something about raping nuns. Quincy, put down the nose bag and give me Yacht III, you Zoopla obsessed slag. We understand it's day release day for you today (you must really regret watching that porno before you visited the farmpark?). I suggest going to the library to read up on the basic principles of geology, focusing on plate tectonics as proof of the earths spherical nature. It would be easy to see the curvature of the earth from your flat as a witches tit homeland and the radioactive, plastic filled soup of the North Sea to which it's contiguous if it wasn't for your incest fuelled anatomy of beady eyes that point in different directions. Del Boy likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 On 23/10/2017 at 12:13 AM, Fender777 said: Not me Spanky, i have seen the curve of the earth from the ground..a friend of mine has a house in Canada with a wide enough view of the atlantic and on a clear day you can clearly see the curve. @Fender777 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Fender777 @Corbynista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Corbynista It's great banter, it really is. I know you're feeling a bit left out here stubby, as you're not the centre of attention. You don't have to be the whipping boy of every thread though. Try and relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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