Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Standby. Update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, flange filer said: Good for you, small world in it! More than likely then you know where I work! Ha. (Shit) lol Of course. You work a zero hours swing shift for "Flange Filing Peasant Fuckwits International PLC." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Update. Sorry. Can you remind me which punter we're going after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 13 minutes ago, flange filer said: Good for you, small world in it! More than likely then you know where I work! Ha. (Shit) lol Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Sorry. Can you remind me which punter we're going after. Fucking flange filer faggot. I've just been out for a movie and a burrito, in which time you've made scant progress. What's the drill here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking flange filer faggot. I've just been out for a movie and a burrito, in which time you've made scant progress. What's the drill here? I'm not interested in any of this, Quincy. I'm going to bed. Here, have this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Frank said: I'm not interested in any of this, Quincy. I'm going to bed. Here, have this.. Old Red's in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm not interested in any of this, Quincy. I'm going to bed. Here, have this.. serial chicken seducer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 39 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Absolutely not. All my flanges are delivered pre-filed by some lowly flange filing peasant working for digs and soup. Flush milled mating faces or supplied with gaskets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flush milled mating faces or supplied with gaskets? Flush of course, not milled though, hand scraped. Gaskets are for Chinese shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Flush of course, not milled though, hand scraped. Gaskets are for Chinese shit. 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flush milled mating faces or supplied with gaskets? Too much flange fettling going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Too much flange fettling going on. I reckon you've fettled a few in yer time Alf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Flush of course, not milled though, hand scraped. Gaskets are for Chinese shit. Phew! Worried for a second. @Decimus, what are your thoughts on the differences between Methane yield coefficient of British shit compared with Chinese shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, BuggerLugs said: I reckon you've fettled a few in yer time Alf? When I left school I trained to be a centre lathe turner. Apprentices have to fettle a lot, it is second in the list of training after making tea. I worked in a pump factory, flanges everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: worked in a pump factory, flanges everywhere. Fucking hell, inuendo overload.....Help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 hours ago, flange filer said: As a new cunt, I expect to be treated as such, but I would just like to say "bravo!" to all of the above, hopefully without being mercilessly condemned to spend the rest of my life being sodomized... My one and only piece of friendly advice to the newbie, avoid Punkape and you should be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: Fucking hell, inuendo overload.....Help. There was a lot of reaming, polishing and grinding of orifices along with slap valves too, fnarr fnarr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: There was a lot of reaming, polishing and grinding of orifices along with slap valves too, fnarr fnarr! Paging Mr Gimlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: 10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: There was a lot of reaming, polishing and grinding of orifices along with slap valves too, fnarr fnarr! Right, fuck it, I'm off to give Mrs, Lugs tired old flange a fucking good lapping. See you in 5..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 32 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Flush of course, not milled though, hand scraped. Gaskets are for Chinese shit. Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eddie? Sebastian Horsley's "Dandy In The Underworld' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Eddie? Was it the Chinese thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Sebastian Horsley's "Dandy In The Underworld' Noted. And Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Was it the Chinese thing? That and a few other indicators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: That and a few other indicators. Aah....I'm not Eddie, though my Dad is. I also have a slightly irritating lump on my left foot at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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