Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Apparently some cunts are now marrying themselves. I’ve never heard anything so utterly fucking ridiculous in my life. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 I am all in favour of it .. it makes photographing a wedding a whole lot easier. There will be "self-engagament shoots too. Thank you for drawing my attention to this .. I can see the extra ££££s rolling in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Apparently some cunts are now marrying themselves. I’ve never heard anything so utterly fucking ridiculous in my life. Fuck off. I toyed with the idea but then got badly disappointed when I turned myself down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ape said: Apparently some cunts are now marrying themselves. I’ve never heard anything so utterly fucking ridiculous in my life. Fuck off. You should do it- and on your wedding night.... go fuck yourself. What is this shit, and how do cunts justify it? Sometimes I think it would have been wiser than other actions. By the powers invested in me, I pronounce this cunt, cunt and cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 47 minutes ago, Ape said: Apparently some cunts are now marrying themselves. I’ve never heard anything so utterly fucking ridiculous in my life. Fuck off. That could cause problems if it comes to divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Neil has been married to his right hand for all his adult life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Here's a fairly typical example of the sort of cunt who does this. I can feel a "Chubby Brides" reprise coming on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: Apparently some cunts are now marrying themselves. I’ve never heard anything so utterly fucking ridiculous in my life. Fuck off. Sologamists. Don't we already have a term for these people? I thought it was porn addicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 It might provide a way for utterly intolerable fucking cunts to marry, who would otherwise remain single for their entire lives. Cunts such as Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Neil has been married to his right hand for all his adult life. His right hand eloped with Punker's tiny penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's a fairly typical example of the sort of cunt who does this. I can feel a "Chubby Brides" reprise coming on... Did you hear the one about the horse who married Lee Evans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's a fairly typical example of the sort of cunt who does this. I can feel a "Chubby Brides" reprise coming on... Phwoooaaaargh! That tattoo is just guilding the lilly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Phwoooaaaargh! That tattoo is just guilding the lilly! If she makes you that excited with her clothes on just imagine what shes like withou........eurggghhh. Sorry, I appear to have vomited over my keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's a fairly typical example of the sort of cunt who does this. I can feel a "Chubby Brides" reprise coming on... @Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Jesus fucking Christ!,let's face it,if she couldn't take her own viginity who else is gonna do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 5 hours ago, Snatch said: That could cause problems if it comes to divorce. Oh, I don't know... I marry myself and after a few weeks years am caught playing away. Fair cop, undeniable. Divorce it must be. Who get the house? Me. The family savings, car, dog, pension pot? Oh fuck, it's me too. I take myself to the cleaners (bitch) and am free to live a life of debauchery, financed by the divorce settlement. Win win. Just need to dispose of Mrs P and the Pistonettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 I saw this and Frank immediately sprang to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: Apparently some cunts are now marrying themselves. I’ve never heard anything so utterly fucking ridiculous in my life. Fuck off. Perfect for wankers such as yourself who've been deserted by their civil partners for lewd consorting with deformed goats. lol. fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I saw this and Frank immediately sprang to mind. Not a Dorian Gray moment then..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: Perfect for wankers such as yourself who've been deserted by their civil partners for lewd consorting with deformed goats. lol. fuck off I definitely concur, however not even a fucking goat would be interested in Apey boy. He's very uncertain regarding is own sexuality, he looks in the mirror and chants; mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the weirdest fuck of them all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's a fairly typical example of the sort of cunt who does this. I can feel a "Chubby Brides" reprise coming on... Is she gonna eat those flowers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Perfect for wankers such as yourself who've been deserted by their civil partners for lewd consorting with deformed goats. lol. fuck off 19 hours ago, Ape said: It might provide a way for utterly intolerable fucking cunts to marry, who would otherwise remain single for their entire lives. Cunts such as Punkape. Had you bothered to read further into the thread, rather than frantically posting your usual, predictble drivel, you’d have seen that the ‘who might do this’ scenario had already been covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 The inevitable endgame of western life in the 21st Century. Social media is nothing more than an idealised marketed version of yourself. The phrase 'me-time' is now a legitimate and accepted term rather than something to be laughed out of court. You can crack one off after two clicks of your mouse, I mean you can see that marrying yourself is where this is all ultimately heading. Of course, Piers Morgan has nowhere to go now, having patented this about 20 years ago 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I saw this and Frank immediately sprang to mind. Were you having a crap at the time then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's a fairly typical example of the sort of cunt who does this. I can feel a "Chubby Brides" reprise coming on... Cuntwad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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