Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 "Wouldn't be right to take it Wouldn't be right laying down Sick of the dogs outside my window That's right take a look New plan with a hook Stuck into me All the bitterness Has started showing Five years no one hears." .. A load of tosh .. what were his final words ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 'This fucking cravat feels a little tight' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 'As wanks go, this is a belter!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Doin kylie up the gicker wasnt as good as I thought Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 As erection killers go, "Geldof got there first" must be pretty high on the list. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 "I'm finally sober and off the drugs after years of being wasted, and life is great. Now, let's have a look at that chick I've been shagging..." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Michael Hutchences Final Utterances? Urrrghhhh urgggg Gurgggllee . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 "I've shagged ceaselessly for the last 20 years, and there's a mile long line of nubile Sheila's waiting to suck me dry. I know what, I'll bang one out whilst hanging myself" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 INXS' bothering of the compilers of the charts is up there with the enduring presence of Jools Holland in the 'Great Mysteries of Music' compendium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Geldof's sloppy seconds will do that to a man. ...or maybe he didn't like Mondays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Well I'm not going to lose any sleep because some floppy haired Southern Cunt decides to have a killer wank. Now, if only another one could learn from this example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 This was a fucking mistake...anybody...got a fucking knife??? Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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