Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: good old Stub; like a custard tart only.. ..well you get the idea Jesus Christ rat, spend 5 mins reading what the old wanger got up to in Warsaw and in the east in general. Sweet dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Jesus Christ rat, spend 5 mins reading what the old wanger got up to in Warsaw and in the east in general. Sweet dreams I'm well aware of old Oskar. To be so naughty even the SS have you down as over the top is quite a lucosade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 55 minutes ago, ratcum said: That was an episode of The Clangers 2 scotcoin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 17 hours ago, ratcum said: So was Captain Scarlet and he was okay Destiny Angel gave me the horn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Destiny Angel gave me the horn Why was she the only Angel not named after a musical term? Probably a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I believe he's Canadian? @Witheredscrote speak up for your favourite I hope you're not insinuating that one of his favourites would be a juvenile gander? Otherwise I'm afraid that you can consider yourself reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Destiny Angel gave me the horn Ah yes, Destiny, Harmony and Bigamy. I loved them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ah yes, Destiny, Harmony and Bigamy. I loved them all People always forget about Infamy and Sodomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I hope you're not insinuating that one of his favourites would be a juvenile gander? Otherwise I'm afraid that you can consider yourself reported. I've reported myself on your behalf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: People always forget about Infamy and Sodomy. And Bukkake - I think she was the Oriental one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: People always forget about Infamy and Sodomy. I believe they came up the rear of the flight formation, poor Sodomy always got the shit end of the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I believe they came up the rear of the flight formation, poor Sodomy always got the shit end of the deal. Have you been in prison Lukey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've reported myself on your behalf no one likes a grass Stub, especially one that turns on his own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Have you been in prison Lukey? So what, I paid for what I done. and honestly Ratty, she said she was 18 and homeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: So what, I paid for what I done. and honestly Ratty, she said she was 18 and homeless. It's just that you were here and then you weren't. My dad did something similar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 52 minutes ago, ratcum said: no one likes a grass Stub, especially one that turns on his own Natrix natrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 11 October 2017 at 10:58 PM, ratcum said: I'm well aware of old Oskar. To be so naughty even the SS have you down as over the top is quite a lucosade This wanger chappie was a cheeky scamp ehh ratus? Reading more into some of the japery he got up to I reckon some of it would make Freddy Krueger balk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 38 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This wanger chappie was a cheeky scamp ehh ratus? Reading more into some of the japery he got up to I reckon some of it would make Freddy Krueger balk You two on about Oskar Dirlewanger? He was a fucking off the scale psychopath. Went gaga during front line action in WW1 and secured a place as commander of a 'dirty dozen' style unit attached to the SS, comprised of other criminally insane psychos. He was rumoured to have injected poison into Jewish girls and invited his mates to watch them convulse and die as a form of entertainment. Liked to boil corpses and make soap too. Not to mention the rumours of necrophilia, and actual convictions of rape and torture. His SS superior when questioned about him at Nuremberg said that he was a bit of a lad with a drink problem. The cunt was supposed to have been beaten to death by Polish guards while awaiting trial for war crimes. They must have known what he got up to in Warsaw. The cunt made Vlad the Impaler look like a social worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You two on about Oskar Dirlewanger? He was a fucking off the scale psychopath. Went gaga during front line action in WW1 and secured a place as commander of a 'dirty dozen' style unit attached to the SS, comprised of other criminally insane psychos. He was rumoured to have injected poison into Jewish girls and invited his mates to watch them convulse and die as a form of entertainment. Liked to boil corpses and make soap too. Not to mention the rumours of necrophilia, and actual convictions of rape and torture. His SS superior when questioned about him at Nuremberg said that he was a bit of a lad with a drink problem. The cunt was supposed to have been beaten to death by Polish guards while awaiting trial for war crimes. They must have known what he got up to in Warsaw. The cunt made Vlad the Impaler look like a social worker. Yeah, that's him, a proper wrong 'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You two on about Oskar Dirlewanger? He was a fucking off the scale psychopath. Went gaga during front line action in WW1 and secured a place as commander of a 'dirty dozen' style unit attached to the SS, comprised of other criminally insane psychos. He was rumoured to have injected poison into Jewish girls and invited his mates to watch them convulse and die as a form of entertainment. Liked to boil corpses and make soap too. Not to mention the rumours of necrophilia, and actual convictions of rape and torture. His SS superior when questioned about him at Nuremberg said that he was a bit of a lad with a drink problem. The cunt was supposed to have been beaten to death by Polish guards while awaiting trial for war crimes. They must have known what he got up to in Warsaw. The cunt made Vlad the Impaler look like a social worker. If he had kids then no doubt they will be fighting for ISIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This wanger chappie was a cheeky scamp ehh ratus? Reading more into some of the japery he got up to I reckon some of it would make Freddy Krueger balk I love cunts like this in history Stubble. I mean, it would dull if they were all wrinkly slags like Mother Theresa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: I love cunts like this in history Stubble. I mean, it would dull if they were all wrinkly slags like Mother Theresa If I was put on the spot and had to select a favourite nazi, it would be Otto Skorzeny. More of a soldier than a nazi, and surely included on anyones' wish list for a 'fantasy football' style squad of properly hard cunts. Would have made mincemeat of the twisted sadist Dirlewanger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I was put on the spot and had to select a favourite nazi, it would be Otto Skorzeny. That doesn't sound very Aryan. You might as well plump (a cushion pun there for Ratty) for Leo Skurnik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: That doesn't sound very Aryan. You might as well plump (a cushion pun there for Ratty) for Leo Skurnik. Look him up Baws, he ended up as Eva Perons' bodyguard, and supposedly shagged her, and was recruited by Mossad after he decided to allow the 2 operatives who had just broken into his house, to live, if they cut a deal with him and called off the hit. A ferocious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 On 11/10/2017 at 8:42 PM, Roadkill said: Went to see the new Blade Runner today - pretty much like the last one - beautiful visuals, slightly crappier music than the original but it got the atmosphere OK apart from the absolutely shite lead actor. I understand why they decided to get such a blank faced and boring git to play a replicant, but the bits where he is actually required to show some emotion were Nicholas Cage levels of overacting due to him having to put about ten times more effort than a normal person would to move his atrophied facial muscles into something resembling a human expression: I just watched this pile of fucking shite and this is the most justified nom for ages. Nearly three hours of the gerbil faced cunt looking at smog and then a random cameo from Deckard left me kind of hoping someone would retire me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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