camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 When I was out shoplifting...sorry, I mean shopping in Bromley today, I was in Marks and sparks, when a huge "Aaaaahoooooo"! Rang out. Fuck me, I nearly had a heart attack. About 5 seconds later another rang out. What the fuck is wrong with these twats and their sneezing? Surely it's not that fucking difficult to sneeze quietly is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I was out shoplifting...sorry, I was in a Wilcos a few months back when a woman on the tannoy shouted out a number and two chavs suddenly did a runner out of the store? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 In public yes,they are cunts.Together with cunts that blow their bugle like the last fucking post.Indoors it' another matter. Nothing better than giving it the best,sputtering blast you can,clears the shit out in one go and scares the cat shitless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 36 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I was in a Wilcos a few months back when a woman on the tannoy shouted out a number and two chavs suddenly did a runner out of the store? 69? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: 69? Perhaps she shouted out 3.14159265359 and the two chavs ran off to get a Ginsters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Perhaps she shouted out 3.14159265359 and the two chavs ran off to get a Ginsters? Did you round that up or down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Surely it's not that fucking difficult to sneeze quietly is it? Having had hay fever most of my life, yes it is. Perhaps you were paranoid because you were up to no good. People who do not catch it in a tissue or at least their hand are arseholes, misting the surrounding area with their spittle spray. Thy need to be drowned in their own piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Ape said: Perhaps she shouted out 3.14159265359 and the two chavs ran off to get a Ginsters? That seems to be the 'in joke' that's doing the rounds at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Having had hay fever most of my life, yes it is. Perhaps you were paranoid because you were up to no good. People who do not catch it in a tissue or at least their hand are arseholes, misting the surrounding area with their spittle spray. Thy need to be drowned in their own piss. Well actually you're right; do you know how difficult it is to walk when you have a casserole dish secreted up your dress? Nearly fucking smashed when the cunt sneezed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well actually you're right; do you know how difficult it is to walk when you have a casserole dish secreted up your dress? Nearly fucking smashed when the cunt sneezed What time are you putting the hedgehog on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: What time are you putting the hedgehog on ? I think this line of enquiry has run its' course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I think this line of enquiry has run its' course. There's a few things that have run their course on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: There's a few things that have run their course on here. Have hares ran their course too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 What happens when you sneeze after years on the wanger and your nose is falling appart? @Decimus? @Quincy Cockfingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Have hares ran their course too! The ones on Franks head have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What happens when you sneeze after years on the wanger and your nose is falling appart? @Decimus? @Quincy Cockfingers? You spunk yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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