Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 What a lovely and inclusive idea. This is not a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Why nom. it as a cunt then? you fucking spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Does it come with Exploding Ken and a scale-model Hertz Transit, or are they extra? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 In the interests of inclusivity where's the buggy pushing , vape smoking , Greggs scoffing , sweaty arse crack , Sports Direct dressed 15 stone skankblob . A sure fire Christmas must have and role model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 38 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: In the interests of inclusivity where's the buggy pushing , vape smoking , Greggs scoffing , sweaty arse crack , Sports Direct dressed 15 stone skankblob . A sure fire Christmas must have and role model. I believe Chav Valley are bringing out a range that fits the bill. It's called the "Benefits town" and consists of a dolly called Paige who is 17 years old. She comes with a double buggy and twin chavvies. At the back is a little button that when pressed her stomach expands so gives a realistic depiction of the stages of pregnancy. Accessories include mini cigarettes and white diamond bottle, Lonsdale and Everlast tracksuits and Paige says different phrases including "Oi, ge' aaht that faacking puddle", and "That Cheryl's a faacking saint she is". The deluxe set comes with a scaled down model of Canvey Island. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: scale-model Hertz Transit, or are they extra? The tranny is in the 2018 line-up too (she is called Doriz) .. Punker's has ordered ten of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The deluxe set comes with a scaled down model of Canvey Island. There is an economy set with a scale model of Spike Island near Widnes with a homeless Barbie and tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What a lovely and inclusive idea. This is not a cunt. This is excellent news and not before time, its about time we tried to include the Islamic community in this sort of peaceful activity. I wonder if the design team are working on a male version for the lads, a sort of action man complete with shifty eagle eyes, skullcap and stupid lower chin only beard, it could for a supplement come with a rucksack and homemade detonator kit that young lads could live out some of their fantasies. I expect that if the two came as a set the female version may need a burka and suitably miserable expression under it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 41 minutes ago, luke swarm said: This is excellent news and not before time, its about time we tried to include the Islamic community in this sort of peaceful activity. I wonder if the design team are working on a male version for the lads, a sort of action man complete with shifty eagle eyes, skullcap and stupid lower chin only beard, it could for a supplement come with a rucksack and homemade detonator kit that young lads could live out some of their fantasies. I expect that if the two came as a set the female version may need a burka and suitably miserable expression under it. Perhaps the Islamic couple set could also include some brown concealer for the bruising, a body bag in the event of an honour killing and a white female neighbour for the husband to rape, should he be overcome by 'a sexual emergency'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps the Islamic couple set could also include some brown concealer for the bruising, a body bag in the event of an honour killing and a white female neighbour for the husband to rape, should he be overcome by 'a sexual emergency'. that's right Eric, and in the best tradition of CCs racism and stereotyping we could continue with other equally ill informed suggestions such as each male figure comes with a matching set of a dozen black garbed wives who don't speak english, countless inbred offspring and a whole row of council houses with taxis parked outside , yes this nomination still has much fruit to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: that's right Eric, and in the best tradition of CCs racism and stereotyping we could continue with other equally ill informed suggestions such as each male figure comes with a matching set of a dozen black garbed wives who don't speak english, countless inbred offspring and a whole row of council houses with taxis parked outside , yes this nomination still has much fruit to bear. Splendid. I would like to suggest a 'Purdah' edition, whereby the wife must be displayed at a minimum of 2 shelves from the husband and must avert her eyes toward the floor while he is being scanned through the Toys 'R' Us checkout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Would this Barbie have any detailed genetalia or would it be 'pre-mutilated'. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Would this Barbie have any detailed genetalia or would it be 'pre-mutilated'. Lol. well what I would suggest is that they come with genitalia totalis but a kit consisting of model witchdoctor, rusty blunt knife and dirty soiled mattress is provided at a reasonable supplement so the child can playact the mutilation ceremony, this would educate the child as to this joyous occasion in a Muslim Woman's coming of age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Charity worker Ken could save the manufacturers a fucking fortune in plastic by not supplying the heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 25 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Would this Barbie have any detailed genetalia or would it be 'pre-mutilated'. Lol. Detailed - but with a deluxe version which includes latest generation software that can be set to 'self-harming'. 'LBGT Q' and ' Over-entitled, self-absorbed, depresso little cunt' modes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Detailed - but with a deluxe version which includes latest generation software that can be set to 'self-harming'. 'LBGT Q' and ' Over-entitled, self-absorbed, depresso little cunt' modes What about the ethnic Irish traveller set with barbie dressed in the prostitute look for a church visits and ken off for a spot of badger baiting after raping his 12 year old cousin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 As anyone mentioned the possibility of a a Barbie and Ken yacht resembling Fwanks' toy vessel? Ahoy! Shit - mates. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 How about a black yardie bitch Barbie with Winston the crack dealer set. Kids could learn cool gangsta words,deal drugs and how to pack a .45 under the jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 21 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What a lovely and inclusive idea. This is not a cunt. This doll should not be sold over the Christmas period as it is an infidels celebration and not for goat fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about the ethnic Irish traveller set with barbie dressed in the prostitute look for a church visits and ken off for a spot of badger baiting after raping his 12 year old cousin? That would be the Barbie "Snatch" set. This comes with a vest wearing, pork pie hat wearing Ken who has a string that when you pull it, utters literally indecipherable phrases in an Irish accent, one phrase has something to do with "Buyin' me mam wid a new caravan". Dodgy Irish accent, voiced by Brad Pitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about the ethnic Irish traveller set with barbie dressed in the prostitute look for a church visits and ken off for a spot of badger baiting after raping his 12 year old cousin? Uncle Bob had a Morris Traveller .. does that help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That would be the Barbie "Snatch" set. This comes with a vest wearing, pork pie hat wearing Ken who has a string that when you pull it, utters literally indecipherable phrases in an Irish accent, one phrase has something to do with "Buyin' me mam wid a new caravan". Dodgy Irish accent, voiced by Brad Pitt. I don't think Barbie has a snatch. But I'll have a look and confirm this next time I go to Toys'r'Us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2017 Report Share Posted November 16, 2017 23 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I don't think Barbie has a snatch. But I'll have a look and confirm this next time I go to Toys'r'Us. Now watch it Cap, you've still got that exclusion notice from last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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