Ape™️ Posted November 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Is that the one who once had a neighbour? Do you think Bill might have deliberately got himself banned? That new Ogri bod was playing him like a fiddle. The question is - do you really care? I fucking don’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 50 minutes ago, Manky said: Are you fuck. You are in Manchester. The clue is in the name. I thought I saw your name on a jar of marmalade but it said 'Thick Cut' I am on the Raspberry Jam tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I am on the Raspberry Jam tonight. I would have thought your days of being on the jam rag were decades ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I would have thought your days of being on the jam rag were decades ago? It all stopped when she rubbed a load of germoline on her gash - and it healed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: You're warming to me, Frank. Don't deny it. Of all the bitter and hateful comments we've exchanged during my time on here - all seven of them - this is the most flattering. There was a time when you considered yourself above conversation with such an unimportant little upstart like myself, yet here you are - pulling at my sleeve for attention like a needy sprog with a shitty arse. I don’t quite know what it is, RK. You put a lot of words together nicely and occasionally share your fucking awful artwork, but it’s all so flat. Even that sad old faux ex-military racist Eric fucking Cuntman can be entertaining. At least the cunt shows some heart. Edited November 25, 2017 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 28 minutes ago, Ape said: It all stopped when she rubbed a load of germoline on her gash - and it healed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t quite know what it is, RK. You put a lot of words together nicely and occasionally share your fucking awful artwork, but it’s all so flat. Even that sad old faux ex-military racist widower Eric fucking Cuntman can be entertaining. At least the cunt shows some heart. I think it's a flash of grudging admiration at talents greater than your own. You can't accept it of course, your subconscious has been locked away in a dark room behind a heavy door in your feverish and diseased mind for too long, a prisoner to your baser instincts that have killed off any prospects of rationality a long time ago - the result of decades of cocaine abuse and alcohol, slowly corroding the neural pathways of your brain during a lifetime of loud music and bad dancing would be my guess - but it's certainly there. There may be hope for you yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Frank is fast asleep now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 I have seen Jude Law in one film about some Spanish git who sold his soul to the devil .. I concluded there and then that Jude Law was a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 33 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think it's a flash of grudging admiration at talents greater than your own. You can't accept it of course, your subconscious has been locked away in a dark room behind a heavy door in your feverish and diseased mind for too long, a prisoner to your baser instincts that have killed off any prospects of rationality a long time ago - the result of decades of cocaine abuse and alcohol, slowly corroding the neural pathways of your brain during a lifetime of loud music and bad dancing would be my guess - but it's certainly there. I've got a cancer of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I watched Black Sails for a bit up until the brilliant episode where they blow the absolute fuck out of Charleston to rescue Flint. After that it suffered from the same problem as Peaky Blinders - people acting all depressed and holding long conversations about how depressed they were - and everything was filmed with a blue filter over it that made it look like the later Harry Potter films where they were trying to be dark and edgy. If the action has picked up again I might just give it another try. I've already seen most of Breaking Bad twice now and it was OK, but the Better Call Saul spin off is shite. If you haven't seen it, I recommend Vikings. All the seasons are On Amazon Prime video. It's dark, violent as hell and loosely based around actual characters and events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: I don’t quite know what it is, RK. You put a lot of words together nicely and occasionally share your fucking awful artwork, but it’s all so flat. Even that sad old faux ex-military racist Eric fucking Cuntman can be entertaining. At least the cunt shows some heart. Zorbs, what do you think of old Jewdy being on day gay day release? I feel like dressing up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 Dressing up as a nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 I would rather stick to the safe option of thinking that Jude Law is a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, ratcum said: Zorbs, what do you think of old Jewdy being on day gay day release? I feel like dressing up! Dressing up? Just a normal weekend for you then Herr Oberst. Who have you been today? Streicher? Himmler? Horst Wessel? Or did you go old school......Von Richtofen perhaps?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Dressing up? Just a normal weekend for you then Herr Oberst. Who have you been today? Streicher? Himmler? Horst Wessel? Or did you go old school......Von Richtofen perhaps?? Doctor Morell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Zorbs, what do you think of old Jewdy being on day gay day release? I feel like dressing up! Night Tot x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Night Tot x I’m coming for you, you filthy fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Doctor Morell So you’re comparing the Ratsfuhrer to an arselicking, drug pushing arsehole who died a fat stinking tub of lard? Harsh but possibly true. Personally i’ve always imagined him as a skinny, unhealthy, creepy Himmler type. Either way he’s a fucking wanker.👌🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 On 24 November 2017 at 9:50 PM, Fender777 said: The scarf is cool as one could easily strangle him with it. I would feed one scarf end up either of his cunt nostrils, and drag the other out of his ringpiece like a rat out of a white hot drainpipe. I wouldn't have to handle it personally, fender would drag it out with his teeth, at the drop of a hat. You make me sick @Fender777. shame on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 16 hours ago, Bubba C said: I’m coming for you, you filthy fucking cunt. What’s on your mind Bubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: What’s on your mind Bubs? What's on Bubs mind? Sheep shagging, cheese on toast, singing, playing shite rugby, incest. Just the usual. Hopefully some sucicidal thoughts there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What's on Bubs mind? Sheep shagging, cheese on toast, singing, playing shite rugby, incest. Just the usual. Hopefully some sucicidal thoughts there as well. Incest.. Bubba? Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: What's on Bubs mind? Sheep shagging, cheese on toast, singing, playing shite rugby, incest. Just the usual. Hopefully some sucicidal thoughts there as well. Reported for suggesting family sex indulgences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: What’s on your mind Bubs? He's probably pissed off at the taffs getting stuffed by the all-blacks. They'd only lost their last 39 games against new zealand so I doubt bubbles saw that coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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