Witheredscrote Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 On 28/11/2017 at 11:15 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Probably encourage him and join in. We all know you're a full blown cunt who talks with a yokel drawl and goes to work on a horse and cart. There's very little chance of joy riding teens in your swamp home unless they know their tack. Go easy on him Stibby, he failed to qualify for the job as cesspit emptier for Caister Town Council. He has reluctantly had to take lower paid and less demanding employment in the legal department at Norfolk CC. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Go easy on him Stibby, he failed to qualify for the job as cesspit emptier for Caister Town Council. He has reluctantly had to take lower paid and less demanding employment in the legal department at Norfolk CC. lol. Fuck off. Morning, Withers. Did you see that Macron is in some former French shithole in Africa this week? Apparently he has declared to the savages there that he's going to make French the first language of the world. I'd be interested to know how he intends to do this, my own personal theory is that you'll all be speaking Arabic by 2050. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 On Tuesday, November 28, 2017 at 5:11 PM, Rick_B said: It's not impossible, but unlike on TV and films cars involved in a crash rarely do catch fire and even more rarely do they explode in the manner much loved by the special effects departments. Tell that to Nikki Lauder you insensitive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Tell that to Nikki Lauder you insensitive cunt. Exactly right Droopy. Nikki is a gent. Joan Collins was willing to donate her piss flaps to give him new ears, but he declined the offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Neil Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 I'm not surrised,he'd have looked like an African elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 21 hours ago, Decimus said: Morning, Withers. Did you see that Macron is in some former French shithole in Africa this week? Apparently he has declared to the savages there that he's going to make French the first language of the world. I'd be interested to know how he intends to do this, my own personal theory is that you'll all be speaking Arabic by 2050. Lol Fuck off. The only language Withers will be speaking by 2050 is going “wooooooooo............woooooooooo” while rattling some old chains. Hopefully he’ll be doing it a whole lot sooner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ape said: The only language Withers will be speaking by 2050 is going “wooooooooo............woooooooooo” while rattling some old chains. Hopefully he’ll be doing it a whole lot sooner. At least I won't haunt you in Tesco. Unlike you, I wouldn't be seen dead in the place. lol Fuck off. Edited December 2, 2017 by Witheredscrote Ape: licensed to drone ( on and on and on.....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: At least I won't haunt you in Tesco. Unlike you, I wouldn't be seen dead in the place. lol Fuck off. Scrotes, is it too late to place an order for one of your Geese, you know the organically high protein fed ones that taste so very gamey so I am told. I wish to give one as a present to my Brother in Law who I absolutely fucking despise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Exactly right Droopy. Nikki is a gent. Joan Collins was willing to donate her piss flaps to give him new ears, but he declined the offer. Fucking hell, her piss flaps must resemble a Gestapo officer's gloves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: At least I won't haunt you in Tesco. Unlike you, I wouldn't be seen dead in the place. lol Fuck off. A Tesco based jibe eh? Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: Scrotes, is it too late to place an order for one of your Geese, you know the organically high protein fed ones that taste so very gamey so I am told. I wish to give one as a present to my Brother in Law who I absolutely fucking despise. I have a couple still available (Punkers is only having 4, and not 6 this year). Do you want me to stuff them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: Scrotes, is it too late to place an order for one of your Geese, you know the organically high protein fed ones that taste so very gamey so I am told. I wish to give one as a present to my Brother in Law who I absolutely fucking despise. Withers feathered friends have lots of "high protein" feeds- a gloppy white substance right up the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 On 28 November 2017 at 8:48 AM, Lady Penelope said: So five people (including three 15 year old lads) die in a stolen car in Yorkshire. TBH I don't give a fuck about the two 24 years olds who also died save for the fact that one of the was father to two children with another child on the way. 15 year old lads will and do act daft and do stupid things but I do wonder about the mindset of the 24 year old father of two who's thoughts should have been with the responsibility of being a father. Doubtless the two 24 years old were jobless and their lives had been a waste anyway. dead cunts. At least they were not terrorists and simply killed themselves. I'm glad they're dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Withers feathered friends have lots of "high protein" feeds- a gloppy white substance right up the arse Thanks for clarifying Swarm’s nuanced joke. You really are an autistic dunce, aren’t you? Do you want a fight to the death in The Butchers tomorrow? Bring any weapon that you want, except a hardon, you big fucking poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Withers feathered friends have lots of "high protein" feeds- a gloppy white substance right up the arse We know, Stubby, plus even his pea-brained geese worked it out. What about a game of poker, for cash? Or would you like to invest in a bit of property? Goo-brained imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Withers feathered friends have lots of "high protein" feeds- a gloppy white substance right up the arse that's a terrible insinuation Stubby, I abhor cruelty towards dumb animals except in certain cases where a excellent gourmet food is produced. I have checked with Mr Witjhers and he assures me that all his geese are strictly fed orally. I am afraid that your ill informed and may I say unfortunate comments reference hormonal suppositories is a falsehood and you should apologise to this very reputable supplier for this slur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Stubby, you're completely fucking shit in every measurable way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Stubby, you're completely fucking shit in every measurable way. The opinion of a coked up twat, one beer away from complete alcoholism. I think you're not the best judge of character, webby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The opinion of a coked up twat, one beer away from complete alcoholism. I think you're not the best judge of character, webby. Don't knock it. You're only alive once. Listen to what I say: better to burn out than fade away!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The opinion of a coked up twat, one beer away from complete alcoholism. I think you're not the best judge of character, webby. Everyone (apart from Snatch) hates you. What do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Everyone (apart from Snatch) hates you. What do you think about that? I tried to get on with Stibby, I really did Bubba, but after his libellous allegations about my goose rearing enterprise, I fucking loathe him. I want him dead. He belongs on that 'other site' with Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 18 hours ago, luke swarm said: and you should apologise to this very reputable supplier for this slur. He won't ever man up and do that Swarmers. I want him dead. Bubba is sorting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I tried to get on with Stibby, I really did Bubba, but after his libellous allegations about my goose rearing enterprise, I fucking loathe him. I want him dead. He belongs on that 'other site' with Snatch. You mean the site that doesn't want you there because you are an obnoxious arrogant gobshite. Your obviously still pissed off about it as you keep mentioning it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, Snatch said: You mean the site that doesn't want you there because you are an obnoxious arrogant gobshite. Your obviously still pissed off about it as you keep mentioning it. You’re not really posting anything of interest these days.... Pleb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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