ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a trap, right? Next move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Is this the same one who has "inside information" on the Lucy Letby case? I’ve only got one wife, Pen. Just like I’ve only had one, home-grown cock. Vive la difference…fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 4 hours ago, King Billy said: She certainly looks a lot younger than her 84 years DC. I wouldn’t have had her down as a day over 75 mate, especially after she’d flashed her obviously well maintained growler at me a couple of times. You’re a very lucky man to have her. It’s none of my business to offer advice to a man of the world such as yourself but I will anyway as I consider you to be an OK sort of bloke who could one day be a friend (of sorts). My advice to you if you want to keep her is ‘Watch out Rooney’s about’. Botox. I’ve never seen the cow frown, even when she’s livid. Tell me you didn’t, you do know that if you did, we’re now officially related, you squalid fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 (edited) On 14/12/2023 at 21:56, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've always preferred Lebanese over Turkish food, KB, the greasy Turkish cunts don't render enough fat out of the Lamb... I always have a shiny face face after eating Turkish food, like I've been eating out some ladies extra wet pussy lol. Lebanese has better seasoning in my opinion... Fez Mangal on Ladbroke Grove is ok but check Soor on Harrow road if your in the area, mention Raas and they'll charge you extra to pay off my debt. All the self respecting spooks from the Caribbean I worked with used to mock us honkies for licking the poonani, they said that no ethnic would ever do that as it’s ’wrong, dirty and ain’t masculine…boy.’ Explain yourself. Edited December 17, 2023 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 On 16/12/2023 at 00:42, Dyslexic cnut said: All the self respecting spooks from the Caribbean I worked with used to mock us honkies for licking the poonani, they said that no ethnic would ever do that as it’s ’wrong, dirty and ain’t masculine…boy.’ Explain yourself. Misspelling of Eddie. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Misspelling of Eddie. Reported. Ed’s purple. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 On 16/12/2023 at 00:42, Dyslexic cnut said: All the self respecting spooks from the Caribbean I worked with used to mock us honkies for licking the poonani, they said that no ethnic would ever do that as it’s ’wrong, dirty and ain’t masculine…boy.’ Explain yourself. Fuck them, I bet they all do it behind closed doors, and I became English on the boat over here anyways... I lick the Poonani and why not. I've also recently found out that I'm a mulatto... that must also partly be the reason I partake in various debaucheries as mentioned above. I need to get in touch with my white side, DC... I've bought a flat cap, trenchcoat and some shoes, fancy meeting up for pie and a pint? We can talk about the weather, cost of living and the fact that there are too many Muslims here. Is that embracing my white side? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fuck them, I bet they all do it behind closed doors, and I became English on the boat over here anyways... I lick the Poonani and why not. I've also recently found out that I'm a mulatto... that must also partly be the reason I partake in various debaucheries as mentioned above. I need to get in touch with my white side, DC... I've bought a flat cap, trenchcoat and some shoes, fancy meeting up for pie and a pint? We can talk about the weather, cost of living and the fact that there are too many Muslims here. Is that embracing my white side? It must be the Haitiian thing, doubtless down to the filthy French. The island boys wouldn’t do it they said, even the ones from St. Clitts (lol.) I’ll happily much away for half an hour or so, but I’ll tell you summat for nowt…I’d rather nibble on Gypps than that foul, Welsh, ginger growler on Roops. That would see you with permanent halitosis I reckon. The old dear has been on the blower, apparently that derelict @Roadkill has been sniffing around her bungalow again, begging her to take him back. Fancy going up and leathering the brown-ale swigging Coalyokel cunt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It must be the Haitiian thing, doubtless down to the filthy French. The island boys wouldn’t do it they said, even the ones from St. Clitts (lol.) I’ll happily much away for half an hour or so, but I’ll tell you summat for nowt…I’d rather nibble on Gypps than that foul, Welsh, ginger growler on Roops. That would see you with permanent halitosis I reckon. The old dear has been on the blower, apparently that derelict @Roadkill has been sniffing around her bungalow again, begging her to take him back. Fancy going up and leathering the brown-ale swigging Coalyokel cunt? Mama always told me my Father was Black, hence the shock at finding out whitey Roadkill is my old man. When he used to ring us once a year (at Christmas) in Haiti, from the little I understood of his accent, he sounded black to me... man this, man that. He told me his skin was browner than Newcastle brown ale, what a liar. C'mon let's get him. We'll sell his Prius and split the money. I'm skint. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Ed’s purple. Fuck off. No, just his bellend. It looks like a Victoria plum, but doesn't taste as good. Well that's what Decimus says. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He told me his skin was browner than Newcastle brown ale Don't be too hard on him, he wasn't lying, he hadn't had a bath or shower for twelve months. Poor guy lived in a bed-sit, with only a communal bathroom for his daily ablutions, and it was always occupied by some smack-head looking to shoot up whatever was available. That's what life is like, when you're at the bottom... 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 16 minutes ago, and said: Don't be too hard on him, he wasn't lying, he hadn't had a bath or shower for twelve months. Poor guy lived in a bed-sit, with only a communal bathroom for his daily ablutions, and it was always occupied by some smack-head looking to shoot up whatever was available. That's what life is like, when you're at the bottom... 😢 Shut up you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 30 minutes ago, and said: Don't be too hard on him, he wasn't lying, he hadn't had a bath or shower for twelve months. Poor guy lived in a bed-sit, with only a communal bathroom for his daily ablutions, and it was always occupied by some smack-head looking to shoot up whatever was available. That's what life is like, when you're at the bottom... 😢 Right…hands up…who rang the gobshite bell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 51 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Right…hands up…who rang the gobshite bell? Are you OK Peter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 15 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Are you OK Peter? Pathetic…copying the biggest wanker on here. Join your sisters…soon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 2 hours ago, and said: Don't be too hard on him, he wasn't lying, he hadn't had a bath or shower for twelve months. Poor guy lived in a bed-sit, with only a communal bathroom for his daily ablutions, and it was always occupied by some smack-head looking to shoot up whatever was available. That's what life is like, when you're at the bottom... 😢 So it was you all along? They never did discover the identity of the shitter squatter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 On 16/12/2023 at 00:42, Dyslexic cnut said: All the self respecting spooks from the Caribbean I worked with used to mock us honkies for licking the poonani, they said that no ethnic would ever do that as it’s ’wrong, dirty and ain’t masculine…boy.’ Explain yourself. And you survived despite all those needles in your effigy I guess your magic was stronger than theirs. Please check your ethnicity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Join your sisters…soon. Soon? Immediately wouldn’t be too fucking soon (except for his decomposing sisters who’s Christmas would be absolutely ruined by seeing the vile old cunt again). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: No, just his bellend. It looks like a Victoria plum, but doesn't taste as good. Well that's what Decimus says. Withers you bankrupt old poof, I recon you would lick my balls for 1 euro and half a stale baguette, lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Pathetic…copying the biggest wanker on here. Join your sisters…soon. You can do better than that Peter .. get Wolfie to write a comment for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Eddie said: Withers you bankrupt old poof, I recon you would lick my balls for 1 euro and half a stale baguette, lol Apparently you are now an ethnic. So fuck off you ethnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Apparently you are now an ethnic. So fuck off you ethnic. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Right…hands up…who rang the gobshite bell? I don't know, let me guess, was it you, Peter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 21:58, ChildeHarold said: Petra was the Blue Peter dog looked after by John Noakes. My favourite Blue Peter pet was Precious McKenzie. Tough little blighter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 On 16/12/2023 at 14:59, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Fuck them, I bet they all do it behind closed doors, and I became English on the boat over here anyways... I lick the Poonani and why not. I've also recently found out that I'm a mulatto... that must also partly be the reason I partake in various debaucheries as mentioned above. I need to get in touch with my white side, DC... I've bought a flat cap, trenchcoat and some shoes, fancy meeting up for pie and a pint? We can talk about the weather, cost of living and the fact that there are too many Muslims here. Is that embracing my white side? Oi OCR, do any of your close confidants get to call you Samedi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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