cuntspotter Posted January 31, 2018 Report Share Posted January 31, 2018 On 30/01/2018 at 8:59 PM, scotty said: I take it that spotter has already been recruited? I’m saying fuck all. You won’t get nothing out of me. Where’s my fucking brief? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 On 30/01/2018 at 8:18 PM, Punkape said: This chap is undoubtedly a cunt but I am beginning to find him rather amusing........his evidence today............lol. The man accused of driving a van into a crowd of people near a north London mosque had hoped to kill Jeremy Corbyn. Darren Osborne, 48, has denied he was behind the wheel during the attack on 19 June 2017, telling Woolwich Crown Court a "guy called Dave" was driving. He said they originally hired the van to kill the Labour leader on a march he was expected to attend. Mr Osborne also said that it "would have been even better" if London Mayor Sadiq Khan had been present. "It would have been like winning the lottery," he added. Mr Osborne is accused of mowing down people in Finsbury Park, killing Makram Ali, 51, and injuring nine others. He denies charges of murder and attempted murder. I’m rather hoping he might be found not guilty...... lol. It's probably best to kill everyone who has some kind of strange headgear obscuring their face. You never know, one of them might be Jeremy Corbyn, or Suckdick Khan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: It's probably best to kill everyone who has some kind of strange headgear obscuring their face. You never know, one of them might be Jeremy Corbyn, or Suckdick Khan. I think you have a similar IQ to that of an autistic Oran-Utang with tertiary rabies and measles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: I think you have a similar IQ to that of an autistic Oran-Utang. Serious over-estimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 On 30/01/2018 at 8:18 PM, Punkape said: This chap is undoubtedly a cunt but I am beginning to find him rather amusing........his evidence today............lol. The man accused of driving a van into a crowd of people near a north London mosque had hoped to kill Jeremy Corbyn. Darren Osborne, 48, has denied he was behind the wheel during the attack on 19 June 2017, telling Woolwich Crown Court a "guy called Dave" was driving. He said they originally hired the van to kill the Labour leader on a march he was expected to attend. Mr Osborne also said that it "would have been even better" if London Mayor Sadiq Khan had been present. "It would have been like winning the lottery," he added. Mr Osborne is accused of mowing down people in Finsbury Park, killing Makram Ali, 51, and injuring nine others. He denies charges of murder and attempted murder. I’m rather hoping he might be found not guilty...... lol. The reported exchanges with the smart-arse prosecution QC are also most tittersome if you care to look them up. Some highlights: "Do you often travel in the footwell, Mr Osbourne?" "Forgive me, m'Lud - do you often change your trousers in the footwell, Mr Osbourne?" "This man called Dave - he's a complete work of fiction, isn't he Mr Osbourne?" "You are aware that lying on oath is itself a crime, Mr Osbourne?" "How long have you felt like you would like to - and I quote - kill all Muslims, Mr Osbourne? "This is all just a bit of a laugh to you, isn't it?" How the hell he has the brass neck to plead not guilty I don't know - even with a jury of EDL members he'd be struggling. Reminds me of that scene in Blackadder Goes Forth where the prosecution (Darling) petitions successfully that the defendant be fined for turning up and wasting the courts' time. Ahem "....the trial continues...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The reported exchanges with the smart-arse prosecution QC are also most tittersome if you care to look them up. Some highlights: "Do you often travel in the footwell, Mr Osbourne?" "Forgive me, m'Lud - do you often change your trousers in the footwell, Mr Osbourne?" "This man called Dave - he's a complete work of fiction, isn't he Mr Osbourne?" "You are aware that lying on oath is itself a crime, Mr Osbourne?" "How long have you felt like you would like to - and I quote - kill all Muslims, Mr Osbourne? "This is all just a bit of a laugh to you, isn't it?" How the hell he has the brass neck to plead not guilty I don't know - even with a jury of EDL members he'd be struggling. Reminds me of that scene in Blackadder Goes Forth where the prosecution (Darling) petitions successfully that the defendant be fined for turning up and wasting the courts' time. Ahem "....the trial continues...." It’s all over.....The jury deliberated for just 55 minutes. Anything under an hour is fast..... Mr Osborne has been found guilty.....to the amazement of all those present at the proceedings. A mis-carriage of justice if ever I’ve seen one... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: It’s all over.....The jury deliberated for just 55 minutes. Anything under an hour is fast..... Mr Osborne has been found guilty.....to the amazement of all those present at the proceedings. A mis-carriage of justice if ever I’ve seen one... lol. He's just a Patsy, the bone idle MPS think they have a result, just wait until Dave and the rest of the Taffia kick off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: He's just a Patsy, the bone idle MPS think they have a result, just wait until Dave and the rest of the Taffia kick off. Ape could have prosecuted for the Crown at the Osborne trial and got a result..... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ape could have prosecuted for the Crown at the Osborne trial and got a result..... lol. Well every little helps. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I think you have a similar IQ to that of an autistic Oran-Utang with tertiary rabies and measles. I believe it's spelt 'orangutang'. You dribbling uneducated spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I believe it's spelt 'orangutang'. You dribbling uneducated spastic. Pukeape never lets minor details like spelling get in the way of his drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I believe it's spelt 'orangutang'. You dribbling uneducated spastic. Actually, as it's a transliteration, it can be spelt many ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I think you have a similar IQ to that of an autistic Oran-Utang with tertiary rabies and measles. 10 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I believe it's spelt 'orangutang'. You dribbling uneducated spastic. 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Actually, as it's a transliteration, it can be spelt many ways. I'd like to save Bawsey the trouble of logging in by pointing out that all three of you are wrong. It's 'Orangutan', you trio of fucking stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Actually, as it's a transliteration, it can be spelt many ways. Quite right Albie ( if I may ). You are going to blow your cover with remarks like that. The thick cunt façade is crumbling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'd like to save Bawsey the trouble of logging in by pointing out that all three of you are wrong. It's 'Orangutan', you trio of fucking stupid cunts. I'm not fucking wrong, so you can fuck right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'd like to save Bawsey the trouble of logging in by pointing out that all three of you are wrong. It's 'Orangutan', you trio of fucking stupid cunts. Bubba is easier, and quicker to type, and it means much the same thing. Edited February 1, 2018 by Witheredscrote Ape is even quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite right Albie ( if I may ). You are going to blow your cover with remarks like that. The thick cunt façade is crumbling. Of course you may, mon ami. Just don't put spaces between the words and the brackets again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: Of course you may, mon ami. Just don't put spaces between the words and the brackets again. you will regret that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: you will regret that I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 (edited) On 30/01/2018 at 9:54 PM, Punkape said: Mr Osborne ( from Wales ) told the court they were planning to form a far-right group, adding: "We were going to call ourselves the 'Taffia'." The trial continues.... Punkers, this Albert is getting over familiar. I am thinking of having him bumped off by Madagascan gangsters who will dispose of him in a hand made basket. The are called the Raffia. Edited February 1, 2018 by Witheredscrote With thanks to Scotty & MikeD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's 'Orangutan', you trio of fucking stupid cunts. I remember U Thant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, this Albert is getting over familiar. I am thinking of having him bumped off by Madagascan gangsters who will dispose of him in a hand made basket. The are called the Raffia. You need to be very careful .. Albert is a member of the Fab Five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You need to be very careful .. Albert is a member of the Fab Five. He's the one in pink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: He's the one in pink. Wrong again your tosser, I'm in the glasses on the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 Saw this Osborne dude on BBC news earlier tonight. Call me cynical, but the BBC are having way too much fun using their big book of terrorism stock phrases to describe a white dude. Radicalised. Extremist. Whatever.... There is a smug undertone of 'look, a white guy can be a terrorist too' to the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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