Bubba C Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I've been trying to cut down on the white lightning. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I think you should both settle this like gentlemen via the medium of dominos. They should both settle this by both jumping in front of a Scotrail overnight sleeper to Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off. As you were squire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: They should both settle this by both jumping in front of a Scotrail overnight sleeper to Aberdeen. Do you think the BBC or sky sports or ESPN will be covering this fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Do you think the BBC or sky sports or ESPN will be covering this fight? Cbeebies most likely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I think you should both settle this like gentlemen via the medium of dominos. It would be better for them to fight it out in a boxing gym. In all probability, one/both will not turn up anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Three hours to go lads, anyone got a stream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Lets do this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 The tension mounts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Two old men circling each other in a Tesco car park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Adopting the fighting posture of nineteenth century bare knuckle boxers ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Children laughing...... women jeering..”go ‘ome yer daft pair of cunts”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Scotty.... Venue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Children laughing...... women jeering..”go ‘ome yer daft pair of cunts”. It's not even going to be that exciting, considering neither of us will actually turn up. Unless of course if Albert was really stupid enough to buy a train ticket, pay for overnight accommodation etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Scotty.... Venue? Cwmbran Station car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: Lets do this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 19 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Cwmbran Station car park. You wouldn’t see them for all the others fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 How come when wankers on here agree to meet up for a straightener they always travel by train and never drive? Is it because they might be carried off in an imaginary ambulance or is it to build up the tension as you find in any well written work of fiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: How come when wankers on here agree to meet up for a straightener they always travel by train and never drive? Is it because they might be carried off in an imaginary ambulance or is it to build up the tension as you find in any well written work of fiction? I’d have to go by train....I wouldn’t want to embarrass my Chauffeur. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 It’s now 31 hours between them since Eric and Albert last posted. Given the most either of them have ever managed between posts before is about seven minutes, you might wonder if they’re dead. But no, there they are, skulking in the shadows, probably too ashamed of their cowardice to participate. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 Harsh..... very harsh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: How come when wankers on here agree to meet up for a straightener they always travel by train and never drive? Is it because they might be carried off in an imaginary ambulance or is it to build up the tension as you find in any well written work of fiction? Because I can't afford a fucking car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 33 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Because I can't afford a fucking car. Avatars are free. Maybe you could just google ‘beige’ and use that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Avatars are free. Maybe you could just google ‘beige’ and use that? I prefer taupe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 37 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Because I can't afford a fucking car. I applaud your honesty, Albert. Even if it's not the truth and is actually an example of mediocre self-deprecating humour, it's still preferable to the boring ramblings of a menopausal facsimile of Jeremy Clarkson creaming over the supposed ownership of a chavtastic Audi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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