Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 17 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: This is not repeat bollocks as the Spice girls have announced that they are to reunite again. Stalwarts of the corner will know my historical hatred of these howling harridans and their piss poor attempts at pop music. The only reason for this shower of musical shite being wheelchaired out of obscurity has got to be money. I will tell Boots they can keep my new hearing aid. I would rather listen to my own tinnitus or an air liner taking off, they both have more nuance and talent. The reunion must be stopped at all costs. I will set up a campaign to rid the world of these wailing witches, I will call it "halt the harpies, stop right now!" I looked for ages on google images for a simple picture of 3 dogs and a black bird, any kind of avian: fuck all. You must make do with the concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 21 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: `I thought when you get married the sex stops? also that's bestiality you dirty cunt It would for you, you can't legally marry your sister, or your pet dog/cat/penguin whatever. What's bestiality, your sexlife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 22 hours ago, r-soles said: I'd rather watch 'em being ravaged by a troop of rabid baboons, fucking cunts one and all. Do u get aroused when u see women ravaged by a load of baboons? fuck off etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 On 2/3/2018 at 4:38 PM, Alfie Noakes said: He uses them to cosh his victims. The chloroform probably keeps them fairly germ-free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 6:12 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: Do u get aroused when u see women ravaged by a load of baboons? fuck off etc There is nothing about the spice slags that could get me aroused, fuckin' corporate whores the lot of 'em. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 My monday is now fucked, the fucking screaming slags are going on tour "minus one" apparently. Fucking no! Not again, money that's all it's about. The howling harridens will not penetrate my ears, this will go on until they are older than the rolling stones. I am off to boil down some lead and fill my ears with it so I can't hear the hideous racket again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 I know its annoying but Geri would have my nuts buried in her guts in an instant.The rest can either watch or fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Neil said: I know its annoying but Geri would have my nuts buried in her guts in an instant.The rest can either watch or fuck off. Christian Horner loves a bit of cuckolding - it gives him wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Neil said: I know its annoying but Geri would have my nuts buried in her guts in an instant.The rest can either watch or fuck off. Is it not poor form to pass a direct quote from the Poet Laureate off as your own work, Neil? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Alfred Noakes said: My monday is now fucked, the fucking screaming slags are going on tour "minus one" apparently. Fucking no! Not again, money that's all it's about. The howling harridens will not penetrate my ears, this will go on until they are older than the rolling stones. I am off to boil down some lead and fill my ears with it so I can't hear the hideous racket again. Tell us what you want, what you really really want..... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Tell us what you want, what you really really want..... lol. Fuck off. We know what you really really want.. ..a big black cock, lodged in your lower intestine. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 "Middle aged old bags power, yaaaay"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We know what you really really want.. ..a big black cock, lodged in your lower intestine. Lol. Taking out the gerbils for a quick shampoo first of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Taking out the gerbils for a quick shampoo first of course... You undoubtedly have gerbils and hamsters sub-letting your arse... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 18 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You undoubtedly have gerbils and hamsters sub-letting your arse... lol. You allow Nigerian men to occupy yours for free. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Middle aged old bags power, yaaaay"! Don't you and Pen share a similarly titled hit which received pirate radio airtime a couple of decades ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Middle aged old bags power, yaaaay"! "I really really really wanna zig-a-zag patterned cardigan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 6:12 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: Do u get aroused when u see women ravaged by a load of baboons? fuck off etc Are you quite sure it's wise to upload a photo of your actual face to the site via your avatar, ED? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "I really really really wanna zig-a-zag patterned cardigan" "Never give up on the radio times". "Who do you think you are? Go away or I'll call a constable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 All that talent and tena pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Queefer said: All that talent and tena pants Old spice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Old spice English Leather with a faint whiff of piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 Apparently they're down to four. Victoria Beckham is not interested. Perhaps Lily Allen could stand in for her.. ..She could be called.. 'Stupidfuckingcunt spice' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: You undoubtedly have gerbils and hamsters sub-letting your arse... lol. Which of the 5 "singers" would you back scuttle punkers? Can't say none, let's say your golf club membership depends on fucking one of them. Prove you're not a poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 Not fucking Lily Allen - she'd be munching the other 4 I nominate Dame Edna Everage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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