Cuntybaws Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Cheddar Man, a 10,000 year old fossil human found in Cheddar Gorge, was apparently black as the ace of spades according to a DNA analysis which has just been released. Can it be a coincidence that his name has "Ed" in it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Looks like a Blue Oyster Cult roadie, that was removed from the womb with a torque wrench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Cheddar Man, a 10,000 year old fossil human found in Cheddar Gorge, was apparently black as the ace of spades according to a DNA analysis which has just been released. Can it be a coincidence that his name has "Ed" in it? check the open corner Baws, this news has kept me awake all night, scrubbing my skin red raw in boiling water, I feel filthy, haven't stopped crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Fuck off,That's a young Bill Bailey when he did the black and white minstrel show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck off,That's a young Bill Bailey when he did the black and white minstrel show I'll see your Bill Bailey and raise you a blacked-up Rutger Hauer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Cheddar Man, a 10,000 year old fossil human found in Cheddar Gorge, was apparently black as the ace of spades according to a DNA analysis which has just been released. Can it be a coincidence that his name has "Ed" in it? He's wearing one of Frank's wigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Who the fuck cares where or what it came from. it's just more politically correct, snowflake, bullshit, so they can slap each other on the back and fuck each other up the arse in celebration of the fact they're descended from cunts, cunts! And the stupid pc cunts complained about the Black & White Minstrel Show, which was obviously an honest and entertaining attempt to get back to our roots. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's wearing one of Frank's wigs Certainly explains the abundance of head lice and excessive grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 A load of revisionist bollocks for muggy cunts. Next they’ll be coming up with evidence that he wore womens’ clothing and took it up the bumhole. I bet he was a remoaner as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's wearing one of Frank's wigs Is that why he doesn't have microphone hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 It's not even a fucking fossil. It's probably a Nigerian illegal that fell out the back of a Thatchers cider lorry on the way to Wookey Hole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: A load of revisionist bollocks for muggy cunts. Next they’ll be coming up with evidence that he wore womens’ clothing and took it up the bumhole. I bet he was a remoaner as well. Laffin laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 The first Brits were fucking Abos? Next they'll find a prehistoric boomerang in buried under stonehenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 It would explain why everything kept going missing in those days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 "Cheddar Man" sounds like one of those awful DC super villains from the 90's. "Watch out for his radioactive smegma, Boy Wonder!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Cheddar Man" sounds like one of those awful DC super villains from the 90's. "Watch out for his radioactive smegma, Boy Wonder!" Can I get a judge Masipa for old times sake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: Can I get a judge Masipa for old times sake? "Pictures of racist toys aren't funny". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Watch out for his radioactive smegma, Boy Wonder!" "Don't worry boss, I'll coagulate the cunt with my rennet ray!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I'll see your Bill Bailey and raise you a blacked-up Rutger Hauer Rusty lee- checkmate motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Certainly explains the abundance of head lice and excessive grease. I think you'll find it's dried spunk, dopey bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: It's not even a fucking fossil. It's probably a Nigerian illegal that fell out the back of a Thatchers cider lorry on the way to Wookey Hole. 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Cheddar Man" sounds like one of those awful DC super villains from the 90's. "Watch out for his radioactive smegma, Boy Wonder!" 1 hour ago, Trumpton Bacon said: "Don't worry boss, I'll coagulate the cunt with my rennet ray!" Bravo chaps. This thread has me laughing more than all the recent shite combined. Reminds me of the heady days of 2015 when Keith was lurching around with his katana.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you'll find it's dried spunk, dopey bollocks Perhaps both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bravo chaps. This thread has me laughing more than all the recent shite combined. Reminds me of the heady days of 2015 when Keith was lurching around with his katana.... I'm not sure that you're capable of judging whether something can be considered funny or not, Stubby. I imagine that the one beer per month you drink on every third Saturday leaves you giddy as fuck and laughing hysterically for hours on end at Mrs. Brown's Boys reruns. Finally spent, you have a "naughty" babycham and rock out to your Jive Bunny mix tape until falling into a stupor at the previously unheard of hour of 8:37pm. You fucking boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure that you're capable of judging whether something can be considered funny or not, Stubby. I imagine that the one beer per month you drink on every third Saturday leaves you giddy as fuck and laughing hysterically for hours on end at Mrs. Brown's Boys reruns. Finally spent, you have a "naughty" babycham and rock out to your Jive Bunny mix tape until falling into a stupor at the previously unheard of hour of 8:37pm. You fucking boring cunt. Do you not have anything better to do? You've been bested by a Black Country refuse collector and taken an utter arse thrashing from roops. I would have thought keeping your mouth shut for a while would be wise lest some heartless cunts go in the kill. Edited February 7, 2018 by Stubby Pecker Stupid webbed footed mong 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Cheddar Man, a 10,000 year old fossil human found in Cheddar Gorge, was apparently black as the ace of spades according to a DNA analysis which has just been released. Can it be a coincidence that his name has "Ed" in it? They're probably just easing us in for the imminent shock of scary spice returning on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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