Jiggerycock Posted February 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Get off my thread you boring cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank said: I’m in the medina having a coffee with Fahawa, a fine leathersmith. She’s got an extra thumb. I’ve ordered two gym bags - a hermès knock-off without logo - in navy. What would a weedy, bald-headed faggot like you need with even one gym bag, let alone two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ape said: What would a weedy, bald-headed faggot like you need with even one gym bag, let alone two? We live in a progressive world Ape, one bag for the wigs, the other is being used as a man bag by his civil partner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: I’m in the medina having a coffee with Fahawa, a fine leathersmith. She’s got an extra thumb. I’ve ordered two gym bags - a hermès knock-off without logo - in navy. How they'll all laugh with each other after you've fucked off, having shelled out well over the odds for a load of mass produced pleather shite from a factory in China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 14 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: How they'll all laugh with each other after you've fucked off, having shelled out well over the odds for a load of mass produced pleather shite from a factory in China. The man has become an embarrassment. Didn't he realise that her extra thumb was, in fact, her well pounded clit. I hope he is dead soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: The man has become an embarrassment. Didn't he realise that her extra thumb was, in fact, her well pounded clit. I hope he is dead soon. His reputation is in tatters. The only way to redemption is by producing another video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 9 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: His reputation is in tatters. The only way to redemption is by producing another video. Jack I doubt that even that would do it now, especially after his last 2 productions, shot in France and Dorset. Not a BAFTA in sight, and little wonder. What a emaciated cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: The man has become an embarrassment. Didn't he realise that her extra thumb was, in fact, her well pounded clit. I hope he is dead soon. It's nice to see a note of unanimity on the Corner, scrotes. All too rare nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 11 hours ago, Frank said: I’m in the medina having a coffee with Fahawa, a fine leathersmith. She’s got an extra thumb. I’ve ordered two gym bags - a hermès knock-off without logo - in navy. You’ll probably try to fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 13 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'm not sure this approach is working for you. Try changing tack. For fucks sake bill, give the man his likes, the corner needs him.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 On 14/02/2018 at 7:04 PM, William T.D. Stickers said: Stubby, I've got a strong suspicion that if I give you an email address, you'll never send the papers. I'm giving you an opportunity to back out now, and admit you've never done such a thing in your life. @Stubby Pecker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 On 13/02/2018 at 3:59 PM, Jiggerycock said: I understand the need for 'snuggles'. I can dig romance. I am down with grand emotional gestures. But then I come to the execution part of it all and well...exhibit A, one Valentines Card and a fancy bag to put her presents in (I'm not taking this whole 'New Man' thing as far as actually wrapping her presents up. That's a tacit admission of homosexuality! Fuck that!). Price £9.45 Several expletives and a shocked Clintons Card employee later and she's getting a can of Stella, two straws ('cos it's all about the sharing isn't it?) and a punch up the whiskers ........and that opening paragraph? That was a load of bollocks Fuck Valentine’s Day. Hate it. Just after Christmas and just befuckingfore mother’s day. Just roll them into one and call it Greedy Grasping Slaaaaggs day. Surely they should be satisfied with having their tonsils forcibly hosed with spunk every evening, without pushing for fucking “extras”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Stubby Pecker? Bill is this a coup d'état, taking the MD position of the clique? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bill is this a coup d'état, taking the MD position of the clique? I merely want to see Stubby's co-authored papers at this point in time, although I'm not ruling out a coup. If Decimus was Mugabe, I'm The Crocodile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 8 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: How they'll all laugh with each other after you've fucked off, having shelled out well over the odds for a load of mass produced pleather shite from a factory in China. What do you know, you sly fuck? She copied my oxblood Bottega Veneta clutch bag exactly, to the stitch, for no more than 600 Dirham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: What do you know, you sly fuck? She copied my oxblood Bottega Veneta clutch bag exactly, to the stitch, for no more than 600 Dirham. Clutch bag. Do you keep your tampons in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck Valentine’s Day. Hate it. Just after Christmas and just befuckingfore mother’s day. Just roll them into one and call it Greedy Grasping Slaaaaggs day. Surely they should be satisfied with having their tonsils forcibly hosed with spunk every evening, without pushing for fucking “extras”. I've always pegged you as an unthinking, filthy miscreant but with comments like this, you're all gent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 Every chap thinks that, if they are being truly honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Clutch bag. Do you keep your tampons in that? Don’t rise to this shit, quince. I’m targeting a certain member and I’d be grateful if you’d keep you’re fucking EG nose out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Don’t rise to this shit, quince. I’m targeting a certain member and I’d be grateful if you’d keep you’re fucking EG nose out of it. Ok, shh. Got you. This had better be outstanding. Go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Don’t rise to this shit, quince. I’m targeting a certain member and I’d be grateful if you’d keep you’re fucking EG nose out of it. The only target I'd like to see you associated with Francis is you sitting next to one on the same day as the visually impaired AK47 shooting clubs annual outing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 10 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I merely want to see Stubby's co-authored papers at this point in time, although I'm not ruling out a coup. If Decimus was Mugabe, I'm The Crocodile. The cunt is dead, long live the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 10 hours ago, Frank said: Don’t rise to this shit, quince. I’m targeting a certain member and I’d be grateful if you’d keep you’re fucking EG nose out of it. It's your, not you're you stupid cunt. Let's hope your knock off bag slag isn't equally as stupid and changes the 'm' to a 'p'. Lol. Fuck off. etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 11 hours ago, Frank said: What do you know, you sly fuck? She copied my oxblood Bottega Veneta clutch bag exactly, to the stitch, for no more than 600 Dirham. Here's a nice bag Frank, just needs a bit of polish and decent shoulder strap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 16, 2018 Report Share Posted February 16, 2018 48 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It's your, not you're you stupid cunt. Let's hope your knock off bag slag isn't equally as stupid and changes the 'm' to a 'p'. Lol. Fuck off. etc etc. If that Chemmy Alcott pissed in her high heels, I'd gladly drink it. Maybe with some lemonade to have a piss spritzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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