Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was once in the front cab of a Class 87 when it hit a cow. Where were you? What ELR and mileage, up or down road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: CUNT Indeed I am My Lady. But I am thoroughly and consistently outcunted by cunts who set themselves up for a cunting. Train wanker 🚇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Indeed I am My Lady. But I am thoroughly and consistently outcunted by cunts who set themselves up for a cunting. Train wanker 🚇 TWAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: TWAT BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Train wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Some puftas have just cancelled a model train exhibition that was to take place at Preston next Saturday because of the forecast bad weather and the risk to exhibitors and visitors. They are all a load of puffs and fairies .. what the fuck do you expect in Preston .. Good Fucking Weather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 54 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Train wanker? Must be Thomas the wank engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: BITCH You are a slightly angry ordinary person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Some puftas have just cancelled a model train exhibition that was to take place at Preston next Saturday because of the forecast bad weather and the risk to exhibitors and visitors. They are all a load of puffs and fairies .. what the fuck do you expect in Preston .. Good Fucking Weather? This is a joke right? Model trains cancelled due to bad weather? I’m not buying this made up shit. You’ll be telling us next that Catweazle Corbyn has sold his arse to the EU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: This is a joke right? Model trains cancelled due to bad weather? I’m not buying this made up shit. You’ll be telling us next that Catweazle Corbyn has sold his arse to the EU. Can you imagine the problems that a sycamore leaf would cause on n gauge track? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: This is a joke right? Model trains cancelled due to bad weather? I’m not buying this made up shit. You’ll be telling us next that Catweazle Corbyn has sold his arse to the EU. He might well have sold his arse .... he has today appointed a transsexual model to an advisory group. This is beyond fucking parody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: He might well have sold his arse .... he has today appointed a transsexual model to an advisory group. This is beyond fucking parody. Our Jeremy has always had a thing for black women with, er, balls. Munroe Bergdorf was hired by L'Oreal then fired a few days later when previous comments that all white people are racist came to light. Yes, going to fit right in at Labour this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 On 26/02/2018 at 8:20 AM, Lady Penelope said: You don't hear much these days of those ghastly kind of accidents where a trunnion collapses and a lurry's wheel rolls off along the middle lane of the M42 killing hundreds of people in its wake. Are trunnions less prone to failure these days? What the fuck is a trunnion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was once in the front cab of a Class 87 when it hit a cow. I bet that made Lord Halifax swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck is a trunnion? its a hybrid between a turnip and an onion, good eating but always gives me gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet that made Lord Halifax swear It made the driver swear .. he said "what the fuck is that?". I replied "I think that it is a cow!" .. THUD! DONG! .. We were doing 75mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Our Jeremy has always had a thing for black women with, er, balls. Munroe Bergdorf was hired by L'Oreal then fired a few days later when previous comments that all white people are racist came to light. Yes, going to fit right in at Labour this one... outrageous, next thing you know they will be allowing darkies into parliament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, luke swarm said: outrageous, next thing you know they will be allowing darkies into parliament. What about Black Rod, smashing the back doors in with his massive ceremonial stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Too much botting... not enough chuffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: What about Black Rod, smashing the back doors in with his massive ceremonial stick? Forget about that , the new Black Rod is a woman.......Sarah Clarke. A real woman, not a tranny as far as I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Forget about that , the new Black Rod is a woman.......Sarah Clarke. A real woman, not a tranny as far as I know. Blackrod is all one word...... Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Blackrod is all one word...... Idiot. Only when it’s going up a posh boy’s arse. Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Blackrod is all one word...... Idiot. I think you may be getting the House of Lords Black Rod confused with your East African golf caddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Our Jeremy has always had a thing for black women with, er, balls. Munroe Bergdorf was hired by L'Oreal then fired a few days later when previous comments that all white people are racist came to light. Yes, going to fit right in at Labour this one... Excuse me for being slow on the uptake, but that's a fucking bloke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, The Beast said: Excuse me for being slow on the uptake, but that's a fucking bloke? Which one are you enquiring about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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