Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 I know I'm as thick as fuck, but why are the football team playing in blue shorts? No blue in the flag, they should be in all white, all red or red/white. Also the cricket team should wear bright red caps in test match strip. Why the black armbands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, Mr Albert Ross said: Why the black armbands? I'd hoped it was because you'd died, but no such luck eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 36 minutes ago, Mr Albert Ross said: I know I'm as thick as fuck, but why are the football team playing in blue shorts? No blue in the flag, they should be in all white, all red or red/white. Also the cricket team should wear bright red caps in test match strip. Why the black armbands? Until not many moon ago, England fans used to wave the Union Jack, not the George Cross. The blue matches the 3 blue lions, so might have something to do with the royal coat of arms. We also sing god save the queen. England don't have our own national anthem as far as i know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd hoped it was because you'd died, but no such luck eh? In the event of such an occasion, they intend to fuck off the armbands altogether in favour of party hats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd hoped it was because you'd died, but no such luck eh? Andrew Lloyd Webber, the face of FGM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, nocti said: In the event of such an occasion, they intend to fuck off the armbands altogether in favour of party hats. The only strip I'd like to see him associated with is a gallon of paint stripper poured over is beaten body and set alight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 9 hours ago, White van man said: Until not many moon ago, England fans used to wave the Union Jack, not the George Cross. The blue matches the 3 blue lions, so might have something to do with the royal coat of arms. We also sing god save the queen. England don't have our own national anthem as far as i know. This is the 'English' national anthem, fuck the rest of Britain it's full of cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 It may as well be this fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 To reflect our culturally diverse society it should be black shirts, white shorts, brown socks. The shorts should have rear pockets with handkerchiefs to represent the shirtlifter community. Gazza style false titties should be worn under the shirt to represent women and trannies. Nobody could be offended by that. Why is this wanker calling himself “Mr” ? Calling a turd a brick doesn’t cover the smell of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Why is this wanker calling himself “Mr” ? Calling a turd a brick doesn’t cover the smell of shit. lol that was quite amusing (sorry Albert). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: To reflect our culturally diverse society it should be black shirts, white shorts, brown socks. The shorts should have rear pockets with handkerchiefs to represent the shirtlifter community. Gazza style false titties should be worn under the shirt to represent women and trannies. Nobody could be offended by that. Why is this wanker calling himself “Mr” ? Calling a turd a brick doesn’t cover the smell of shit. Mosleyite fascist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 15 hours ago, ratcum said: Andrew Lloyd Webber, the face of FGM Thank you for making me spit my coffee across the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Thank you for making me spit my coffee across the room. Punker's chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 7 hours ago, r-soles said: This is the 'English' national anthem, fuck the rest of Britain it's full of cunts! So Jesus went to Glasto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 20 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: So Jesus went to Glasto? You tell me, I'm too young to know, or care, what went on in the early days of that music Festival, maybe you could shed some light on it? Robbie Williams is a cunt, no, he really is a massive CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Just now, r-soles said: You tell me, I'm too young to know, or care, what went on in the early days of that music Festival, Soul so I believe (that's what Catwoman told me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 20 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: So Jesus went to Glasto? Pyramid Stage, 3.30pm Sunday 23rd June 1972, backed by a Salvation Army Band, stunning set from all his earlier albums, the newer stuff went down like a cold cup of sick, no wonder he retired to Golgotha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 11 hours ago, r-soles said: You tell me, I'm too young to know, or care, what went on in the early days of that music Festival, maybe you could shed some light on it? Robbie Williams is a cunt, no, he really is a massive CUNT! Hopefully by setting herself a light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/942891/Scotland-golf-women-number-of-male-golfers-drops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 On 27/03/2018 at 9:32 PM, Mr Albert Ross said: I know I'm as thick as fuck, but why are the football team playing in blue shorts? No blue in the flag, they should be in all white, all red or red/white. Also the cricket team should wear bright red caps in test match strip. Why the black armbands? No, just black gloves... This is the official England World Cup strip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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