Decimus Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Dec.....it would be great to every now and then get a Nom out of you. I know it’s hard for you what with Mrs Dec leaving you for that Phillipino ladyboy and taking your kids but leaving you with the brown one. It must be cramped above the kebab shop. But if you can spare us all a little bit of time, please do join in. you massive boring cunt. I nominate more than the majority, actually, and when I do they are well received, unlike your shit which results in you getting a battering for page after page. I don't just knock out the first shit that comes into my head after reading the Daily Express, which is obviously your issue. I would also say that at least 50% of your drivel is repeat bollocks that has been done better by someone else, like this very nom itself. Quality over quantity, you thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: I nominate more than the majority, actually, and when I do they are well received, unlike your shit which results in you getting a battering for page after page. I don't just knock out the first shit that comes into my head after reading the Daily Express, which is obviously your issue. I would also say that at least 50% of your drivel is repeat bollocks that has been done better by someone else, like this very nom itself. Quality over quantity, you thick fucking cunt. I wager you are in a foul mood this morning, hung over, and looking at your CC profile to remind yourself who you are. It's not MC's fault that your breath smells like Bubba's pants, and you didn't get the shag you were promised. No need to take it out on him. Vivre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 19 hours ago, Decimus said: I nominate more than the majority, actually, and when I do they are well received, unlike your shit which results in you getting a battering for page after page. I don't just knock out the first shit that comes into my head after reading the Daily Express, which is obviously your issue. I would also say that at least 50% of your drivel is repeat bollocks that has been done better by someone else, like this very nom itself. Quality over quantity, you thick fucking cunt. Reaction obtained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 On 3/31/2018 at 9:07 AM, Witheredscrote said: I wager you are in a foul mood this morning, hung over, and looking at your CC profile to remind yourself who you are. It's not MC's fault that your breath smells like Bubba's pants, and you didn't get the shag you were promised. No need to take it out on him. Vivre. You said in the open corner that the "dying Frank's" breath smelled like Bubba's pants. Do you have some kind of fixation with Bubba's pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 40 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Do you have some kind of fixation with Bubba's pants? He is Bubba's pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 On 30/03/2018 at 2:55 PM, Decimus said: It's a bank holiday so I imagine that R-Soles' spastic hostel is running on skeleton staff. They can't be expected to change his nappy and read and relay posts to him. I was sunning myself in the South of France, even though I fuckin' hate the EU twats, they're good for serving the English abroad, fuck 'em, and you, hope you were happy spending your Wank Holiday in your usual back-slapping, arse-licking, cluster fuck on CC, wish you were here (not really, you're all cunts!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 1 hour ago, r-soles said: I was sunning myself in the South of France, even though I fuckin' hate the EU twats, they're good for serving the English abroad, fuck 'em, and you, hope you were happy spending your Wank Holiday in your usual back-slapping, arse-licking, cluster fuck on CC, wish you were here (not really, you're all cunts!) Lovely weather here in mid France. Norfolk is on flood alert today, after a very wet Easter. How I fucking laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Lovely weather here in mid France. Norfolk is on flood alert today, after a very wet Easter. How I fucking laughed. I never even managed a mild grin from either of your posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 4 hours ago, r-soles said: I was sunning myself in the South of France, even though I fuckin' hate the EU twats, they're good for serving the English abroad, fuck 'em, and you, hope you were happy spending your Wank Holiday in your usual back-slapping, arse-licking, cluster fuck on CC, wish you were here (not really, you're all cunts!) You should've gone on a road trip with Withers. In the highly unlikely scenario that you didnt bore each other to death, you could've done us all a favour and popped over the border to Dignitas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: You should've gone on a road trip with Withers. In the highly unlikely scenario that you didnt bore each other to death, you could've done us all a favour and popped over the border to Dignitas. As our resident dog lover, couldn't we just get the pair put down instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 6 hours ago, r-soles said: I was sunning myself in the South of France, even though I fuckin' hate the EU twats, they're good for serving the English abroad, fuck 'em, and you, hope you were happy spending your Wank Holiday in your usual back-slapping, arse-licking, cluster fuck on CC, wish you were here (not really, you're all cunts!) While I hope the French tourist touts took advantage of your stupidity and proved a match for your rudeness, don't you think your time was better spent nominating yourself on the CC 'Thick As Fucking Pig Shit' thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While I hope the French tourist touts took advantage of your stupidity and proved a match for your rudeness, don't you think your time was better spent nominating yourself on the CC 'Thick As Fucking Pig Shit' thread? I beat the thick twat to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 7 hours ago, Snowflake said: As our resident dog lover, couldn't we just get the pair put down instead. All well and good flake, but think of the sad geese he'd leave behind. Albeit traumatised from years of being chased, netted, then fucked senseless, but they'd probably miss the witty conversation. In English Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 17 hours ago, Wolfie said: While I hope the French tourist touts took advantage of your stupidity and proved a match for your rudeness, don't you think your time was better spent nominating yourself on the CC 'Thick As Fucking Pig Shit' thread? Obviously not, you cunt. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 51 minutes ago, r-soles said: Obviously not, you cunt. Fuck off! Don't worry – several others, including me, unsurprisingly, have already recommended you on numerous occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 On 3/30/2018 at 10:48 AM, Cap'n Cunt said: "paid almost as much as a bloke"? Fuck me, you need to get out of there pretty smartish. They'll be making bumming compulsory next, you mark my words. Just spent all day with HR. Bumming is compulsory. Stubby works in arse gaping department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 6, 2018 Report Share Posted April 6, 2018 19 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Just spent all day with HR. Bumming is compulsory. Stubby works in arse gaping department. You work in the dick sucking gloryhole department yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 (edited) On 06/04/2018 at 8:52 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: You work in the dick sucking gloryhole department yeah? You appear to know way too much about that particular past time for my liking. You could win a drinking competition with Soft Cell. look it up. fuckwit. Edited April 8, 2018 by N/A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 20 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: You appear to know way too much about that particular past time for my liking. You could win a drinking competition with Soft Cell. look it up. fuckwit. Soft Cell were/are a great band. It was the 80s everyone was androgynous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 I'm curious as to what was edited on MC's post by Mrs roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 8 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'm curious as to what was edited on MC's post by Mrs roops. You know that feeling when you wake up from a dream, and you’ve got something incredibly important and profound you need to say? So you sit bolt upright, shake the missus and a load of incomprehensible bile rapidly spews out, eventually slowing down until you realise it’s just your sleepy synapses misfiring. That’s the cognitive level at which MCs brain functions when running at peak levels. I can assure you it was a badly punctuated, grammatically abhorrent and deranged load of fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 08/04/2018 at 11:42 PM, EreptileDysfunction said: Soft Cell were/are a great band. It was the 80s everyone was androgynous. You couldn't hold a Torch to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 04/04/2018 at 8:00 AM, Wolfie said: Don't worry – several others, including me, unsurprisingly, have already recommended you on numerous occasions. That would be a cluster-fuck to savour, you and your arse-licking chums actually agreeing on something, blue moon, pigs might fly etc. Fuck you and the dog you rode in on.CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 5 hours ago, r-soles said: That would be a cluster-fuck to savour, you and your arse-licking chums actually agreeing on something, blue moon, pigs might fly etc. Fuck you and the dog you rode in on.CUNT! Does your large circle of friends who own dogs and have children also think you behave like a whingeing old fanny whose mental state has gone full-circle back to its teenage years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 On 03/04/2018 at 9:06 AM, Witheredscrote said: Lovely weather here in mid France. Norfolk is on flood alert today, after a very wet Easter. How I fucking laughed. Someone spills their drink and Norfolk goes on flood alert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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