Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yesterday I received a 'phone call to inform me that there were two black people sitting outside the tabac, drinking coffee. I was intrigued, so strolled up to take a look. They had drawn quite a crowd of locals. They seemed a little niggled when the cameras came out, but there was no open hostility. We French are very tolerant. I take it was a typo error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I take it was a typo error. In the current climate of political correctness, I wonder what Boy Scouts use to secure their neck scarf thingies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: In the current climate of political correctness, I wonder what Boy Scouts use to secure their neck scarf thingies? A Scoutmasters cock-ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 It's a catastrophe. I mean at least E.T. fucked off home... Going by the news, the Windrush tribe have all had a stay of execution. They are all to be granted British Citizenship. Upon hearing todays announcement all other jabookies are now awaiting their own 'Get In For Free' certificate through the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 5 hours ago, r-soles said: ditto Ditto my anal passage, you're as entertaining as acid rain and on a par with Lady P & Albert, fuck off you dreary cuntbrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Trust that fat leftie cunt Diane to get in the picture, why is she running in a cardboard box? She had to run in disguise. She thought she could just turn up with her race card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 On 4/17/2018 at 9:40 AM, cuntspotter said: Just down the lane from me is an Asian chap... Pakistani Moslem. Has the local post office and mini mart.. employs mum’s off the estate. Visits the old ladies locally with his wife...clears their paths of snow. What a fucking smashing bloke he is. Not a cunt in any way shape or form. Who is a cunt? The useless fucker who droned on in the pub about the usual uninformed xenophobic shite whilst targeting the good neighbour for some rather unimaginative but nasty and spiteful invective. I (helpfully) pointed out that Mr Mouth hadn’t worked in 25 years due to a back ailment and wondered out loud how the public contribution of both parties compared? Mr Mouth is one of our cunts. Import Islam and you bring in their cunts as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Mr Mouth is one of our cunts. Import Islam and you bring in their cunts as well... Your mouth is regularly used like a cunt by many men of African origins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Your mouth is regularly used like a cunt by many men of African origins. You should repent your sins and purge yourself. You may be possessed.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 49 minutes ago, Punkape said: Mr Mouth is one of our cunts. Import Islam and you bring in their cunts as well... Well said Mr Poshboy. Sometimes you talk such common sense it’s hard to believe you are a Poshboy at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 7 hours ago, Punkape said: You should repent your sins and purge yourself. You may be possessed.... lol. I am free of self imposed guilt thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 26, 2018 Report Share Posted April 26, 2018 7 hours ago, Punkape said: You should repent your sins and purge yourself. You may be possessed.... lol. One assumes this is what you do most mornings to rid yourself of the gallon of spunk deposited in your arse. I hope it was worth the tenner you earned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 On 4/25/2018 at 10:10 PM, Punkape said: Mr Mouth is one of our cunts. Import Islam and you bring in their cunts as well... I suppose what I am getting at is that Mr Mouth is most definitely a cunt for being workshy whereas our eastern cousin is not a cunt just for being a Moslem. If our eastern cousin , in pursuit of his religion , inflicted himself upon all and sundry then he becomes a cunt. Come on you fuckers, I expect more than simple two bob bigotry from you lot, except Punkawallah, Or are you after all just bnp Union Jack waving, wife beating, strongbow swilling little englanders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 38 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I suppose what I am getting at is that Mr Mouth is most definitely a cunt for being workshy whereas our eastern cousin is not a cunt just for being a Moslem. If our eastern cousin , in pursuit of his religion , inflicted himself upon all and sundry then he becomes a cunt. Come on you fuckers, I expect more than simple two bob bigotry from you lot, except Punkawallah, Or are you after all just bnp Union Jack waving, wife beating, strongbow swilling little englanders? Are you the BBC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 43 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I suppose what I am getting at is that Mr Mouth is most definitely a cunt for being workshy whereas our eastern cousin is not a cunt just for being a Moslem. If our eastern cousin , in pursuit of his religion , inflicted himself upon all and sundry then he becomes a cunt. Come on you fuckers, I expect more than simple two bob bigotry from you lot, except Punkawallah, Or are you after all just bnp Union Jack waving, wife beating, strongbow swilling little englanders? From my viewpoint that would be a resounding yes. After all the anti French abuse that I have endured since joining CC, I feel I would be better off being Welsh. That's how depressing it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: From my viewpoint that would be a resounding yes. After all the anti French abuse that I have endured since joining CC, I feel I would be better off being Welsh. That's how depressing it is. Je blâme le pape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Je blâme le pape. Moi aussi, d'accord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: From my viewpoint that would be a resounding yes. After all the anti French abuse that I have endured since joining CC, I feel I would be better off being Welsh. That's how depressing it is. I've stopped since we became buddies. I've even wrote to Looney Tunes, to ask why they made Pepe Le Pew, a smelly skunk, French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I suppose what I am getting at is that Mr Mouth is most definitely a cunt for being workshy whereas our eastern cousin is not a cunt just for being a Moslem. If our eastern cousin , in pursuit of his religion , inflicted himself upon all and sundry then he becomes a cunt. Come on you fuckers, I expect more than simple two bob bigotry from you lot, except Punkawallah, Or are you after all just bnp Union Jack waving, wife beating, strongbow swilling little englanders? I don't like cider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 18 minutes ago, White van man said: I've stopped since we became buddies. I've even wrote to Looney Tunes, to ask why they made Pepe Le Pew, a smelly skunk, French. I wrote to them asking the same question, their answer was "He's French-Canadian", even worse than a French European. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't like cider Roops likes 7UP in cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Roops likes 7UP in cider. I see what you did there. Have a like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Are you the BBC? Here is the news, and this is Alvar Lidell reading it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Are you the BBC? Priti Patel for PM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 27, 2018 Report Share Posted April 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Priti Patel for PM! G'evening squire... You may want to wait-up. The Friday-night pissheads will be appearing shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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