Traffic caused by someone driving like a cunt, forcing us to wait while the mess is cleaned up

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, Ape said:

Fuck off.

Not sure how this one's going to pan out. So far the only thing going for him is a username slightly reminiscent of the best ever username on here, which was 'Cunty McFuckbastard'. 

[Guest]

Suck it dry

 

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Cunty mccuntbag said:

Suck it dry

 

Of your current 5 posts, 2 have mentioned having your cock sucked by other men and 1 was kisses directed at Ape. Are you from Cheshire by any chance?

[Witheredscrote]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

You fucking wanker.

You are the bigger cunt for even acknowledging this shit, and the 5 sycophants who gave your post a 'like' are even bigger cunts.  31C here today,  and BBQ still going. Have a good day tomorrow at 'work',  I will be sitting by the pool.  Fuck off.

Edited April 17, 2018 by Witheredscrote
PISS OFF APE

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Of your current 5 posts, 2 have mentioned having your cock sucked by other men and 1 was kisses directed at Ape. Are you from Cheshire by any chance?

Well you say you're men. Im doubtful.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Cunty mccuntbag said:

Well you say you're men. Im doubtful.

Jesus fucking Christ.

[nocti]

Another sad bastard roleplaying as a wank-happy teenager. Wait a couple of years and you'll be one anyway, you autistic cunt.

[Ape™️]

6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You are the bigger cunt for even acknowledging this shit, and the 5 sycophants who gave your post a 'like' are even bigger cunts.  31C here today,  and BBQ still going. Have a good day tomorrow at 'work',  I will be sitting by the pool.  Fuck off.

Please, for the love of god, hurry up and fucking die.

[Eric Cuntman]

The standard of the recent intake has made me nostalgic for @Extremecunt. Where are you, you drug addled fucking psychopath?

[Stubby Pecker]

4 hours ago, Cunty mccuntbag said:

Lazy cunt.

I'm surprised your fliddy spunk encrusted hands could get the key in the ignition.

[ratcum]

This sort of anti Semitism should be stamped out. I'm going to ask Jeremy Corbyn to intervene personally

[ratcum]

Just now, ratcum said:

This sort of anti Semitism should be stamped out. I'm going to ask Jeremy Corbyn to intervene personally

Fuck that Ratty; it's just a smokescreen to hide Israeli human rights violations in the occupied territories.

[Stubby Pecker]

18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You are the bigger cunt for even acknowledging this shit, and the 5 sycophants who gave your post a 'like' are even bigger cunts.  31C here today,  and BBQ still going. Have a good day tomorrow at 'work',  I will be sitting by the pool.  Fuck off.

Withers, I'm planning our family hols to rural France in the autumn, any suggestions? Invite me, mrs pecker and stubblets round or I'll bring ape with me. He lives very close to me you know.

[ratcum]

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The standard of the recent intake has made me nostalgic for @Extremecunt. 

It's made me nostalgic for the Waffen SS Authoritah

[Stubby Pecker]

1 minute ago, ratcum said:

It's made me nostalgic for the Waffen SS Authoritah

How would the reichs stormtroopers have dealt with this cuntbag chappie, rat-oh? Sardines anyone?  

[ratcum]

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

How would the reichs stormtroopers have dealt with this cuntbag chappie, rat-oh? Sardines anyone?  

In their well documented caring way.

Day trip to Malmedy anyone?

[Stubby Pecker]

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

In their well documented caring way.

Day trip to Malmedy anyone?

Sardinenpackung mit Friedrich Jeckeln

 

[camberwell gypsy]

15 minutes ago, ratcum said:

In their well documented caring way.

Day trip to Malmedy anyone?

Pen thinks Malmedy is what she puts on her toast. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

3 hours ago, Cunty mccuntbag said:

You guys are so funny. I love it here.

Don't mind Ape he plays with model locomotive sets in his attic. He also has a huge spunk stained collection of vintage "stoat fancier's monthly" magazines.

[Decimus]

5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

 Have a good day tomorrow at 'work',  I will be sitting by the pool. 

Here's hoping that you slip on a wet surface and crack your head open, you doddering old cunt.

[Witheredscrote]

10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Withers, I'm planning our family hols to rural France in the autumn, any suggestions? Invite me, mrs pecker and stubblets round or I'll bring ape with me. He lives very close to me you know.

You and your brood are more than welcome at Chez Withers, but you know that.  If you were to bring Ape,  I would have to shoot him.  I went right off him, when he admitted that he shits behind trees, whilst out jogging.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You and your brood are more than welcome at Chez Withers, but you know that.  If you were to bring Ape,  I would have to shoot him.  I went right off him, when he admitted that he shits behind trees, whilst out jogging.

That is unfair. Ape is a decent sort of cunt whereas as is well known Stubby shits in front of trees.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Pen thinks Malmedy is what she puts on her toast. 

It is quite nice on wholemeal toast as long as you add plenty of Peiper.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

15 hours ago, Cunty mccuntbag said:

You guys are so funny. I love it here.

Well done for not adding pre-op Transexuals, such as 'Willy Total Dickhead Stickers.' The only thing remotely funny about her is that she thinks she's a man, but is without any bollocks. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

You and your brood are more than welcome at Chez Withers, but you know that.  If you were to bring Ape,  I would have to shoot him.  I went right off him, when he admitted that he shits behind trees, whilst out jogging.

I suggest an Air Gun or a Pea Shooter in the first instance, as even a catapult would leave a terrible stain upon your doorstep.