colonelkurtz Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 Now that this cunt has outgrown his foppy west coast dude & older but last chance trendy hip uncle image or the bloke who was always knobbing the films "mom" character back in the day. He now finds himself well and truly at barrell bottom promoting a sack shit furniture chain on the box. A cunt and a fucking murrican cunt !! You'd never get Ray- you caant - Winston lowering himself to that kind of shit like adverts for male grooming products or cement mixers on American tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Now that this cunt has outgrown his foppy west coast dude & older but last chance trendy hip uncle image or the bloke who was always knobbing the films "mom" character back in the day. He now finds himself at barell bottom promoting a sack shit furniture chain on the box. A cunt and a fucking murrican cunt !! you'd never get Ray-you caant -Winstonl lowering himself to that kind of shit on American tv I've always wondered what happened to his nose. It looks as though it's been latitudally split with a hatchet, hammered from below to create an overlap and allowed to heal as such. And Adrien Brody must have enough money to get his monster sorted out as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always wondered what happened to his nose. It looks as though it's been latitudally split with a hatchet, hammered from below to create an overlap and allowed to heal as such. And Adrien Brody must have enough money to get his monster sorted out as well. That fucking sofa advert makes me want to whittle the end of his fucking nose into the correct shape, using a steak knife. Fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Ape said: That fucking sofa advert makes me want to whittle the end of his fucking nose into the correct shape, using a steak knife. Fucking cunt. Proper actors doing adverts is a double edged sword for me, it's annoying that they're so greedy that they take the money for them, but on the plus side, we don't have to put up with fucking awful actors like that pair of cunts in the 'Sun Life guaranteed over 50s' ad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 I always thought his nose resembled a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 12 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I always thought his nose resembled a cock. You need to take your cock to a specialist and find out if there's anything they can do! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You need to take your cock to a specialist and find out if there's anything they can do! When it starts rambling bullshit about william shakespeare and sofas then i'll start to worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 Are you sitting comfortably? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 56 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I always thought his nose resembled a cock. Separated at birth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always wondered what happened to his nose. It looks as though it's been latitudally split with a hatchet, hammered from below to create an overlap and allowed to heal as such. And Adrien Brody must have enough money to get his monster sorted out as well. Don't talk about Adrien Brody's wife like that, you sexist pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Separated at birth. I bet it doesn't go 'Eeep!', my favourite animal so far this year is the little black ram with the huge horns in the VW advert. I love that little head butting fucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't talk about Adrien Brody's wife like that, you sexist pig. I didn't know he had one, I assumed that being an actor, he was a sweetcorn harvester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: Now that this cunt has outgrown his foppy west coast dude & older but last chance trendy hip uncle image or the bloke who was always knobbing the films "mom" character back in the day. He now finds himself well and truly at barell bottom promoting a sack shit furniture chain on the box. A cunt and a fucking murrican cunt !! you'd never get Ray-you caant -Winstonl lowering himself to that kind of shit on American tv There's a list of people who I refuse to watch their films because they are annoying cunts, and he is on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2018 Report Share Posted April 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Separated at birth. Why the fuck is it wearing Bruce Forsyth's wig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 He'll "try" to top himself again for public attention, and comeback v 2.0 will henceforth commence. It's all for publicity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Proper actors doing adverts is a double edged sword for me, it's annoying that they're so greedy that they take the money for them, but on the plus side, we don't have to put up with fucking awful actors like that pair of cunts in the 'Sun Life guaranteed over 50s' ad. I'd say June is getting one. ..and a funeral plan Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 15 hours ago, Ape said: That fucking sofa advert makes me want to whittle the end of his fucking nose into the correct shape, using a steak knife. Fucking cunt. That would be impossible if he were in your house, all your knives are blunt, from opening tins of beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 9 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd say June is getting one. ..and a funeral plan Dame June, show some respect. That said, I wouldn't mind having a bash at it, but before Neil, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Proper actors doing adverts is a double edged sword for me, it's annoying that they're so greedy that they take the money for them, but on the plus side, we don't have to put up with fucking awful actors like that pair of cunts in the 'Sun Life guaranteed over 50s' ad. I always envisage him turning to her at the end and saying " So, do you fancy a quick fuck while the dog's not looking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: I always envisage him turning to her at the end and saying " So, do you fancy a quick fuck while the dog's not looking? Not to mention the box of 'phallic parsnips' he gave her, the dirty old bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not to mention the box of 'phallic parsnips' he gave her, the dirty old bastard. They think we don't notice these things ... fucking pervs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 I'd say June is as dry as ghandis flip flop Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 I'd fuck Felicity Kendall if she asked nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'd fuck Felicity Kendall if she asked nicely. Make sure you collect payment up front. By the way, you're a disgusting fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Make sure you collect payment up front. By the way, you're a disgusting fucking cunt! If she's like her character off of The Good Life it'd be in potatoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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