Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 Shite for woofters and fat Aldi prosecco-swilling women. I was hoping that Brexit would mean this sort of crap was banished from our screens for ever. Yet it seems like every two-bit former Russian enclave has found an inoffensively effete poofer boy or ugly horse-faced girl to sing some bland, contrived shit at this contest. The voting is always rigged , racist and incestuous. The rest of Europe hates us anyway, so we will sink without a trace. This hasn't stopped us from sending in some joyless northern dyke with white hair, in the vain hope that by sending in a LGBTBBQ+ minority we might be able to squeeze a vote or two from the Belarusians. Fuck these shit-tier European countries. You are only countries until Putin decides he needs somewhere new to park his MiGs. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 Dan, why do you watch poofvision, just to turn round and nom it? You have to watch it to know what to add to the nom. Step out of the closet. Nobody will harm you...except for Jazz, he'll have state of the art targeting system crosshairs on your arse in moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 It must be Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Shite for woofters and fat Aldi prosecco-swilling women. I was hoping that Brexit would mean this sort of crap was banished from our screens for ever. Yet it seems like every two-bit former Russian enclave has found an inoffensively effete poofer boy or ugly horse-faced girl to sing some bland, contrived shit at this contest. The voting is always rigged , racist and incestuous. The rest of Europe hates us anyway, so we will sink without a trace. This hasn't stopped us from sending in some joyless northern dyke with white hair, in the vain hope that by sending in a LGBTBBQ+ minority we might be able to squeeze a vote or two from the Belarusians. Fuck these shit-tier European countries. You are only countries until Putin decides he needs somewhere new to park his MiGs. Fuck off. Fuck Dan, you sound almost sober. Has your local Asda run out of booze? Seriously though, I and most cunts here will agree with your well crafted vitriol. However, there's always a fine selection of tits and arse on display. Just turn the volume down and put on your Big Country LPs and read your Oor Wullie comics when the poofs come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 Repeat bollocks. Fuck off Dan - just because you can’t afford your daily 60 units of alcohol anymore, don’t take it out on us with fucking shit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It must be Tuesday. Tuscany surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 I have to admit, when I was younger, I did tug one off over the sight of ABBA in their skin-tight, satin costumes, the girls looked quite attractive too 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, r-soles said: I have to admit, when I was younger, I did tug one off over the sight of ABBA in their skin-tight, satin costumes, the girls looked quite attractive too 😉 Was you bjorn again? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 16 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Shite for woofters and fat Aldi prosecco-swilling women. I was hoping that Brexit would mean this sort of crap was banished from our screens for ever. Yet it seems like every two-bit former Russian enclave has found an inoffensively effete poofer boy or ugly horse-faced girl to sing some bland, contrived shit at this contest. The voting is always rigged , racist and incestuous. The rest of Europe hates us anyway, so we will sink without a trace. This hasn't stopped us from sending in some joyless northern dyke with white hair, in the vain hope that by sending in a LGBTBBQ+ minority we might be able to squeeze a vote or two from the Belarusians. Fuck these shit-tier European countries. You are only countries until Putin decides he needs somewhere new to park his MiGs. Fuck off. Concshita Wu$$Y Wurst, says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Concshita Wu$$Y Wurst, says it all. Oh for fuck sake how horrible. That nail colour does not go with that beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh for fuck sake how horrible. That nail colour does not go with that beard. I bet you have beard like Brian Blessed..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you have beard like Brian Blessed..... lol. You seem particularly verbose this evening, Punkers? Did you pull a bloke without the use of ruhypnol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I bet you have beard like Brian Blessed..... lol. You really are a fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You really are a fucking retard. I can name two bigger tards....If they were to somehow get a claymore sword rammed through their torso, they wouldn't be missed. Punkers, on the other hand, does bring an element of irreverence to the site, and is generally harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You seem particularly verbose this evening, Punkers? It's a lolocaust. lol lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I can name two bigger tards....If they were to somehow get a claymore sword rammed through their torso, they wouldn't be missed. Punkers, on the other hand, does bring an element of irreverence to the site, and is generally harmless. I'd prefer armless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 A bumbandit show, full of bumbandits , narrated by a bumbandit , transmitted by the Bumbandit Broadcasting Corporation for the entertainment of bumbandits. Stick it up your arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A bumbandit show, full of bumbandits , narrated by a bumbandit , transmitted by the Bumbandit Broadcasting Corporation for the entertainment of bumbandits. Stick it up your arse! Then this years winner will most definitely be a bumbandit. again. Wonder what the odds are Ladbrokes, not that I fancy a flutter. The entire load of tosh should be axed. It's shit, at its most potent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A bumbandit show, full of bumbandits , narrated by a bumbandit , transmitted by the Bumbandit Broadcasting Corporation for the entertainment of bumbandits. Stick it up your arse! I keep hearing about resistant superbugs evolving faster than we can react, and what I want to know is, when the fuck is that bitterly disappointing AIDS virus going to ramp up its lethality to somewhere around 99.99%, and evolve a transmission vector that homes in on fucking rainbows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I keep hearing about resistant superbugs evolving faster than we can react, and what I want to know is, when the fuck is that bitterly disappointing AIDS virus going to ramp up its lethality to somewhere around 99.99%, and evolve a transmission vector that homes in on fucking rainbows? It's very disappointing. When they first started advertising it in the late 80s with that 'don't die of ignorance' campaign, it seemed much scarier than it turned out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I keep hearing about resistant superbugs evolving faster than we can react, and what I want to know is, when the fuck is that bitterly disappointing AIDS virus going to ramp up its lethality to somewhere around 99.99%, and evolve a transmission vector that homes in on fucking rainbows? The pharmaceutical companies are to blame for inventing 'a cure.' A complete waste of time, effort and money. They all failed to realise that you cannot cure a shit-stabber even one riddled with HIVes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 The only decent act to come from it in recent memory, were Lorde the Finnish metal band who dressed like monsters. Have no idea what happened to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's very disappointing. When they first started advertising it in the late 80s with that 'don't die of ignorance' campaign, it seemed much scarier than it turned out to be. I can recall the cunts who'd shit themselves if they found a bruise on themselves or had the flu. Particularly smack addicts and the likes that shared needles. I certainly didn't risk sitting upon any other bog-seat than my own, even to this day! You don't know who's arse has sat on it OR where it's been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The only decent act to come from it in recent memory, were Lorde the Finnish metal band who dressed like monsters. Have no idea what happened to them. The only fond memory I have of Eurovision is Cheryl Baker's skirt getting ripped off in about 1981. Lovely thighs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The only decent act to come from it in recent memory, were Lorde the Finnish metal band who dressed like monsters. Have no idea what happened to them. Was this them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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