and Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 So I was watching this documentary about Nick Cave (no I don't give a fuck about the Aussie cunt's pretend Goth credentials) Anyway, he thinks he's some hot shit because he hangs around and made a record with the minuscule cum repository, Kylie, and that got me thinking (yeah, I managed to rub two brain cells together) who else thinks they're fuckin' cool by association, just because they hang around or suck-up to somebody who's a bigger cunt than they are, that would be Tom Cruise who occasionally hangs around with that shameless, thong salesman David Beckham. or that cunt Jesus 'cause he hung around with the well-cool, back-stabbing, Judas, and then there's our very own Deci, with his tongue permanently ensconced up Swarmers back passage. There must be dozens more, but they're all shite, who cares. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, r-soles said: So I was watching this documentary about Nick Cave (no I don't give a fuck about the Aussie cunt's pretend Goth credentials) Anyway, he thinks he's some hot shit because he hangs around and made a record with the minuscule cum repository, Kylie, and that got me thinking (yeah, I managed to rub two brain cells together) who else thinks they're fuckin' cool by association, just because they hang around or suck-up to somebody who's a bigger cunt than they are, that would be Tom Cruise who occasionally hangs around with that shameless, thong salesman David Beckham. or that cunt Jesus 'cause he hung around with the well-cool, back-stabbing, Judas, and then there's our very own Deci, with his tongue permanently ensconced up Swarmers back passage. There must be dozens more, but they're all shite, who cares. Fuck off great nom, really good to have you back because I thought we had lost you when you said goodbye to me the other night. Thanks for the mention in the Nom and I am sure @Decimus will be also quite pleased that his efforts have been recognised and may want to thank you personanly. Loving your work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Decent subject matter, dreadful execution and a few desperate name drops of other members to try and be cool by association. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Decent subject matter, dreadful execution and a few desperate name drops of other members to try and be cool by association. Also, the rather strangely arrived at theory that Tom Cruise's celebrity profile would somehow be enhanced by association with a washed up footballer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 Well I happen to know an ex-England captain and so called legend at his club.....mind you he is a thick as pig shit cunt and make no mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 8 hours ago, r-soles said: . There must be dozens more, but they're all shite, who cares.fuck off Indeed, well certainly not you, after all you barely had time to nominate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 8 hours ago, r-soles said: So I was watching this documentary about Nick Cave (no I don't give a fuck about the Aussie cunt's pretend Goth credentials) Anyway, he thinks he's some hot shit because he hangs around and made a record with the minuscule cum repository, Kylie, and that got me thinking (yeah, I managed to rub two brain cells together) who else thinks they're fuckin' cool by association, just because they hang around or suck-up to somebody who's a bigger cunt than they are, that would be Tom Cruise who occasionally hangs around with that shameless, thong salesman David Beckham. or that cunt Jesus 'cause he hung around with the well-cool, back-stabbing, Judas, and then there's our very own Deci, with his tongue permanently ensconced up Swarmers back passage. There must be dozens more, but they're all shite, who cares. Fuck off I remember another sensitive, thick as fuck cunt who threw his toys out of his pram when the clique utterly destroyed him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Also, the rather strangely arrived at theory that Tom Cruise's celebrity profile would somehow be enhanced by association with a washed up footballer. In arsey's defence, Tom isn't the Top Cunt he used to be. The scientologist fucking flid lost the plot ages ago. His face is one that many have fantacized about caving in with a steel pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: In arsey's defence, Tom isn't the Top Cunt he used to be. The scientologist fucking flid lost the plot ages ago. His face is one that many have fantacized about caving in with a steel pipe. You could probably cave in Tiny Tom's face with a q-tip. That's a 175ml mini-bottle of wine in the photo below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: In arsey's defence, Tom isn't the Top Cunt he used to be. The scientologist fucking flid lost the plot ages ago. His face is one that many have fantacized about caving in with a steel pipe. I feel the same about Tommy Steele Wizzo. I'd do it for less than half a sixpence as well. ...probably throw in Cliff Richard for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: You could probably cave in Tiny Tom's face with a q-tip. That's a 175ml mini-bottle of wine in the photo below. I agree a Q-Tip would suffice. Nowhere near as much fun. Another option, would be to push his face into the bottle and let the asphyxiation end him. Q-Tips in the eye sockets, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: You could probably cave in Tiny Tom's face with a q-tip. That's a 175ml mini-bottle of wine in the photo below. Chronic shrinkage is becoming a problem worldwide. During the trooping of the colour ceremony, it was evident that you can now fit 4 members of the Royal Family into one pram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I remember another sensitive, thick as fuck cunt who threw his toys out of his pram when the clique utterly destroyed him. I was only thinking about that tetchy little cunt the other day. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was still amongst us with another ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 women's feet continue to get bigger. A cull of these size 7+ gorgons would remedy the situation for decades. I've written to Simona Halep's manager to say I'd take both of her plates up my Bovril sharpener. Maybe I'll get crowd funding for the required surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 hours ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: I feel the same about Tommy Steele Wizzo. I'd do it for less than half a sixpence as well. ...probably throw in Cliff Richard for nothing. Have you been watching the F1, Ratty? Look at that Romain Grosjean idiot, a Swiss man pretending to be French driving for an American team that gets most of its parts from Italians. No wonder he's got confidence issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 10 hours ago, Neil said: Well I happen to know an ex-England captain and so called legend at his club.....mind you he is a thick as pig shit cunt and make no mistake Being mates with somebody who's particularly good at lawn bowls isn't in anyway cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 David Baddiel has built his entire career on leeching off two more talented, funnier partners. Not quite the same arena but I feel better for having got that off my chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 23 hours ago, Roadkill said: Have you been watching the F1, Ratty? Look at that Romain Grosjean idiot, a Swiss man pretending to be French driving for an American team that gets most of its parts from Italians. No wonder he's got confidence issues. You're so right Killer. At least Jolyon Palmer has realised he's even shitter than his already shit dad. I've turned into a self contained cock by the way. If I try to go up a down escalator, I stay in one place and it wanks me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: You're so right Killer. At least Jolyon Palmer has realised he's even shitter than his already shit dad. I've turned into a self contained cock by the way. If I try to go up a down escalator, I stay in one place and it wanks me off Speaking of escalators have you seen the latest news about Trump meeting with Kim Jong Un? Those two fuckers will either end up shanking one another over the last sausage at dinner or using it as an anal masturbation aid. Either way I feel sorry for the poor phallic fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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