Stubby Pecker Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 4 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You like what? Roops fighting your battles for you in a PM exchange? You’re a child stubby. A flidding, grassing little serpent of a child. 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: Whilst being bang on, Bill, I’m sorry I can’t like your comment as the all the non-clique members (so that’s all bar the 3 of us) will shit the bed and go running to Roops in outrage. Whilst we’re on the topic, (and for all non-clique members not privy to the PM), @Stubby Pecker, you asked for an email address to send your papers, I duly supplied one, you didn’t send them, cried like a fucking baby, and now Roops has had to wipe your tanned hide, but not before applying a little Sudocrem, you sensitive little cunt. 3 hours ago, Decimus said: That's your interpretation and it's fine, but the fact remains that the vast majority of my likes are from other posters not considered to be part of the clique. Bill and Bubbles have a similar style of posting to me, so obviously I'm going to like their posts on average more than other posters, but by no means am I only liking their output. The leaderboard is supposed to be a bit of fun and provides some competition, and I'd also wager that the post count has gone up since it came back. It's not until idiots like Stubby and certain others wet their knickers that it is somehow being manipulated that it gets boring. It was a weekly accusation when it was a staple of The Corner, usually coming from unpopular posters who found it hard to comprehend that anyone can get more than a dozen likes a day. It's not hard to understand their lack of comprehension, when most of what they post is fucking dross and doesn't attract any attention or recognition. (Stubby) I'd say that Stubby and his gang of spastics take it more seriously than they let on, hence their constant whingeing, so it's probably best that you get rid of it again. Oh dear, what a pickle I've got you all in. All I have to do is give you 3 hand holding homos and little poke with a dog shit stick and you all get rattled. You really shouldn't take it so seriously, the coolers a nasty place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/19/2018 at 8:49 PM, Neil said: If you haven't seen their advert take it from me,they are utter utter cunts,No more oven chips for me the fucking wankers I like them with baked beans, sprinkled with a dusting of curry powder. Absolutely fucking delicious. Northern cuisine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I like them with baked beans, sprinkled with a dusting of curry powder. Absolutely fucking delicious. Northern cuisine Douse in salt and vinegar, bundle between 2 doorsteps of freshly cut crusty bread (real butter). violently compress with palm of hand, enjoy. Gordon Ramsay's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Douse in salt and vinegar, bundle between 2 doorsteps of freshly cut crusty bread (real butter). violently compress with palm of hand, enjoy. Gordon Ramsay's a cunt Sprinkle, season, job done. have you done a risk assessment on cutting the real crusty bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Sprinkle, season, job done. have you done a risk assessment on cutting the real crusty bread? Of course. Conclusion: best undertaken wearing hi-vis and safety boots, woven Kevlar gloves and hard plastic clip over wrist gauntlets and industry standard face protection, under supervision of local authority ethnic lesbian inspectors with air ambulance on standby. Edited June 21, 2018 by Eric Cuntman Stab vest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course. Conclusion: best undertaken wearing hi-vis and safety boots, woven Kevlar gloves and hard plastic clip over wrist gauntlets and industry standard face protection, under supervision of local authority ethnic lesbian inspectors with air ambulance on standby. What about the waste products, where is you recycling strategy. The crumbs will have a very high carbon footprint, especially if you toast the bread. shit we forgot the fire engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: What about the waste products, where is you recycling strategy. The crumbs will have a very high carbon footprint, especially if you toast the bread. shit we forgot the fire engine. I've made a right cunt of myself and not thought this through. I'm just going to live solely on 'responsibly sourced, ethical fair-trade peace granola'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course. Conclusion: best undertaken wearing hi-vis and safety boots, woven Kevlar gloves and hard plastic clip over wrist gauntlets and industry standard face protection, under supervision of local authority ethnic lesbian inspectors with air ambulance on standby. Don't forget a brigade of managers loitering about with their clipboards and emergency response placards and reports of procedural violations to make it easy to terminate the injured party(ies) and shift any fault for unsafe working conditions onto the poor injured cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/20/2018 at 7:27 PM, Bubba C said: That’s nowhere near long enough. @Mrs Roops, @Mrs Roops, bedbug is withers, I want them both banned permanently for fucking about with your leaderboard. For the avoidance of doubt, @Stubby Pecker and @Fender777, this is obviously a joke. Yes Bubs, you are !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Yes Bubs, you are !! Brilliant. I hope you’re keeping well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/20/2018 at 7:27 PM, Bubba C said: ...@Mrs Roops, bedbug is withers,... It hasn't gone unnoticed, both accounts have since been merged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It hasn't gone unnoticed, both accounts have since been merged. Gosh, that's neat, the system, by merging the two accounts, has removed a "like" 'cos it won't allow duplication of reputation awards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Gosh, that's neat, the system, by merging the two accounts, has removed a "like" 'cos it won't allow duplication of reputation awards. Has he withered on the vine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 6/20/2018 at 8:06 PM, Witheredscrote said: I don't think it is a joking matter, you grassing lard arse What's happened Bedbug Wither's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Penelope said: What's happened Bedbug Wither's? Don't gloat too hard, it's surely only a matter of time before you get caught out for whatever trickery you've employed to get away with the other train wanker ID. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: It hasn't gone unnoticed, both accounts have since been merged. Could you edit ‘merged’ to ‘deleted’ and i’ll sling a fiver Proper’s way? Xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't gloat too hard, it's surely only a matter of time before you get caught out for whatever trickery you've employed to get away with the other train wanker ID. Do you want me to answer that as @Albert Ross Esquire or as @Penelope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 28 minutes ago, Penelope said: What's happened Bedbug Wither's? Ain't no sunshine when he's gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've made a right cunt of myself and not thought this through. I'm just going to live solely on 'responsibly sourced, ethical fair-trade peace granola'. You know that’s not possible because you are not able to dose the granola in milk, due to your dairy intolerance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: You know that’s not possible because you are not able to dose the granola in milk, due to your dairy intolerance! I'm ok with lactose. The only debilitating allergy I have is Hydrogen Cyanide, heartbreaking to watch others enjoying it, knowing I can never join in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Could you edit ‘merged’ to ‘deleted’ and i’ll sling a fiver Proper’s way? Xx You filthy fucking grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You filthy fucking grass. What speak of grassing old scrote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 That Trevor McDonald cunt with his "Women Behind Bars" shit. If he'd met the bird behind the bar at my local when I worked in Munich, he'd have shat himself into oblivion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 21, 2018 Report Share Posted June 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm ok with lactose. The only debilitating allergy I have is Hydrogen Cyanide, heartbreaking to watch others enjoying it, knowing I can never join in. I was ok until about 18 months ago when I found I became irritated, irrational and hit out whenever I saw three letters in no particular order....A. P. E. I think Iam monkey intolerant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 22, 2018 Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You filthy fucking grass. Why ya need loads of sock puppets withers anyway? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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