Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Russ Putin said: This is the worst newbie nom in the history of cunts corner. If ever there was a case for nuking Norway then this is it. Go and lick the third rail you utter oxygen thief. I thought Roops had you fitted with restraints and sedated in a cooling cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: somebody's got to clean the bugs splattered on the windscreen TB. An important job high paid job reserved for special people. Aaaah, Ape it is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I thought Roops had you fitted with restraints and sedated in a cooling cell. Nope. As I am also known as Alfie Noakes not withers who she was talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Aaaah, Ape it is then. Recycling Withers/Punkape material - hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 4 hours ago, richem71 said: I am working in Norway, a British. Been here a fortnight and bumped into a tosser, originates from Portsmouth and funny I have worked in the backyard. As I see things you always look after each other abroad. But this cunt from Portsmouth who has been in Norway for over ten years working at the same place (helicopters) and he is so intimidated by fellow countrymen that he goes into overdrive to get a fellow compatriot the sack as quick as possible. He refuses to discuss any problems runs off back to the UK till the Norwegian management does his bidding! I am sure other people have come across this situation. But the cunt I would like people to acknowledge is justin bishop a fucking cunt from a town of great people, whom I have some instilling times. But the cunt lives near Stavangar now a ducking counting whistling. justin bishop a fucking cunt. 2 weeks in Norway and all we get is you bashing the Bishop. We want photos of blondes or the only helicopter we want you near is an air ambulance winching your dead body out of the North sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: Recycling Withers/Punkape material - hilarious. Admonished. What can I say? I'm on the Costa and I've been out all day boozing and watching footy. I'm fucking splattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 By Odin's beard, where do I even start with this shit? I'd wager this cunt is no stranger to mincing across the Rainbow Bridge. Any relation to RichieBrains, do you reckon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: By Odin's beard, where do I even start with this shit? I'd wager this cunt is no stranger to mincing across the Rainbow Bridge. Any relation to RichieBrains, do you reckon? Your analysis of sentence structure and composition? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your analysis of sentence structure and composition? Hard to be sure, as the Neanderthals left no written records what with being low-browed thick cunts and all, but it appears to be Captain Caveman's mongol twin brother. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 10 hours ago, richem71 said: I am working in Norway, a British. Been here a fortnight and bumped into a tosser, originates from Portsmouth and funny I have worked in the backyard. As I see things you always look after each other abroad. But this cunt from Portsmouth who has been in Norway for over ten years working at the same place (helicopters) and he is so intimidated by fellow countrymen that he goes into overdrive to get a fellow compatriot the sack as quick as possible. He refuses to discuss any problems runs off back to the UK till the Norwegian management does his bidding! I am sure other people have come across this situation. But the cunt I would like people to acknowledge is **** ***** a fucking cunt from a town of great people, whom I have some instilling times. But the cunt lives near Stavangar now a ducking counting whistling. **** ***** a fucking cunt. You've managed to break rule one in your first post, thus proving you can't read, you pig shit thick wanker. Not the best of starts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Hard to be sure, as the Neanderthals left no written records what with being low-browed thick cunts and all, but it appears to be Captain Caveman's mongol twin brother. ZOWIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 What a pile of fucking shit. I hope this **** ***** bloke face fucks you for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 3 hours ago, White van man said: 2 weeks in Norway and all we get is you bashing the Bishop. We want photos of blondes or the only helicopter we want you near is an air ambulance winching your dead body out of the North sea. That is quite funny Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: That is quite funny Panzerknacker "In tragedy lies comedy." Scotterknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 @richem71, Welcome to the site. A couple of punters have already suggested this but please take time to read the site rules before posting any further, particularly Rule I. Jubel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @richem71, Welcome to the site. A couple of punters have already suggested this but please take time to read the site rules before posting any further, particularly Rule I. Jubel! You do allow some complete morons on here sometimes.....cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 We are a broad church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: We are a broad church. I've noticed,that would make me the fat downy kid waiting to get his legs right because the evangelists cunts have told him he will walk again,thanks I erm guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 9 hours ago, Russ Putin said: Nope. As I am also known as Alfie Noakes not withers who she was talking about. Why Alfie....you sly cunt! I feel a right fucking tit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Why Alfie....you sly cunt! I feel a right fucking tit! I can't fucking believe you didn't know that was Alfie! Ratty is Norman Wisdom's Cock these days as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't fucking believe you didn't know that was Alfie! Ratty is Norman Wisdom's Cock these days as well. I understand the confusion roops decided to ban whilst replying to Alfie which made wizs brain explode,wiz you silly cunt get with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 I was once known as snowflake now I've accented to the big bin in the sky and will be known as Snowy the great, kneel before my big balls of wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Snowy said: I was once known as snowflake now I've accented to the big bin in the sky and will be known as Snowy the great, kneel before my big balls of wisdom. Ascended, you fucking Brummie doughnut. You've got me worrying about Wizzo's current state of confusion now. When we had our last Cartel meeting, we agreed that it was his turn to be Tony Montana, I'm a bit concerned that he might lose the plot with the big assault rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ascended, you fucking Brummie doughnut. You've got me worrying about Wizzo's current state of confusion now. When we had our last Cartel meeting, we agreed that it was his turn to be Tony Montana, I'm a bit concerned that he might lose the plot with the big assault rifle. It looked right at the time Albert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 25, 2018 Report Share Posted June 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Snowy the grate. said: It looked right at the time Albert Snowys gone Technicolor hale the new age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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