Frank Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: So he’s like a male Gyps, albeit with a considerably smaller cock? Imagine the size of that drunken whore's garage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 24 minutes ago, Frank said: Imagine the size of that drunken whore's garage. Have you ever been to Zagreb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 I hate to admit it but Scrotes and his team of French faggots played well. What surprised me most was how fast Mbappe can run on the attack, I can't even begin to imagine how fast he is when he's going in the usual direction of the French, and retreating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Yet again Sterling is slithering about on his arse like a fucking dog with worms, the useless fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Even Mrs B has called him shit. This coming from the same woman who thought the ref was carrying pepper spray..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yet again Sterling is slithering about on his arse like a fucking dog with worms, the useless fucking cunt. An England STRIKER who hasn't scored a goal for England in 3 years. Utterly fucking beyond belief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: An England STRIKER who hasn't scored a goal for England in 3 years. Utterly fucking beyond belief. He’s not a striker though. He plays wide/10 for City, and has more chances created for him. Rolf Harris, Rembrandt, redundancy, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 A chap in a white shirt has scored a goal... Panzerkacker... your thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Half time.... over to the studio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: He’s not a striker though. He plays wide/10 for City, and has more chances created for him. Rolf Harris, Rembrandt, redundancy, etc. England play him in an attacking position though, and he's shit. Surely there are better black boys if we have to have a token one in every line of the formation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: He’s not a striker though. He plays wide/10 for City, and has more chances created for him. Rolf Harris, Rembrandt, redundancy, etc. I hate him with a passion, the useless cunt, regardless of being played out of position. However, I'd say grandaddy Young and that caveman cunt Maguire have come closest to throwing our chances away so far with some suspect back passing. Regardless, I'm losing my shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 See you poms are doing well in the Iron cup, but if any dingbat threw their fucking beer up in the air in celebration of a fucking goal, and the fucker landed on me, then i would cut their fucking jacobs off and rip out their fucking entrails with my bare fucking hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mick Taylor said: See you poms are doing well in the Iron cup, but if any dingbat threw their fucking beer up in the air in celebration of a fucking goal, and the fucker landed on me, then i would cut their fucking jacobs off and rip out their fucking entrails with my bare fucking hands. Shhhhhhh now, you silly little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Shhhhhhh now, you silly little cunt. What's your problem sport, tripped up on those webbed feet of yours have you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: A chap in a white shirt has scored a goal... Panzerkacker... your thoughts. Yiz are all fukked. Tessy, brexit, Merkel, brexit, yiz are fukked. to be sure, to be sure. Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Mick Taylor said: See you poms are doing well in the Iron cup, but if any dingbat threw their fucking beer up in the air in celebration of a fucking goal, and the fucker landed on me, then i would cut their fucking jacobs off and rip out their fucking entrails with my bare fucking hands. Cut their fucking Jacobs off? Bricktop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Cut their fucking Jacobs off? Bricktop? Heard that in a fucking pom film, liked the name of it, i thought snatch was going to be a fair dinkum porn film. But i liked the bad guys lingo and now i use that line all the fucking time with the tourists i torture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: England play him in an attacking position though, and he's shit. Surely there are better black boys if we have to have a token one in every line of the formation. But as I said, he’s not a striker, so why shoehorn him in? If Southgate wants 2 up top, get Vardy or Rashford there. And to be fair to Sterling, this tournament aside, he’s been playing in utter dog shit England teams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: I hate him with a passion, the useless cunt, regardless of being played out of position. However, I'd say grandaddy Young and that caveman cunt Maguire have come closest to throwing our chances away so far with some suspect back passing. Regardless, I'm losing my shit. I bet. Similar no doubt to how I was when us sheep-shaggers were in the Euros. As long as they don’t get complacent they should see this out, probably with another goal as Croatia chase. I hope you lot get to the final. I’ve booked Monday off to get shit faced in honour of it, so don’t fuck it up now, lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: But as I said, he’s not a striker, so why shoehorn him in? If Southgate wants 2 up top, get Vardy or Rashford there. And to be fair to Sterling, this tournament aside, he’s been playing in utter dog shit England teams. God knows why he's there. He reminds me of one of those cunts you have to put up with at work, who can barely make it to the coffee machine without tripping over their own feet, but can't be got rid of because they're the MDs nephew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I hope you lot get to the final. I’ve booked Monday off to get shit faced in honour of it, so don’t fuck it up now, lads. Somewhere there’s a parallel - and much more likely - “Sliding Doors” universe, where after conceding late against Colombia England then lost the penalty shoot out. This current universe, where a repeat of 1966 is still on the cards, is some sort of cosmic punishment to Scotland for voting in Nicola Sturgeon. Nowhere, I fear, is there a universe where Scotland ever again qualify for a major tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Somewhere there’s a parallel - and much more likely - “Sliding Doors” universe, where after conceding late against Columbia England then lost the penalty shoot out. This current universe, where a repeat of 1966 is still on the cards, is some sort of cosmic punishment to Scotland for voting in Nicola Sturgeon. Nowhere, I fear, is there a universe where Scotland ever again qualify for a major tournament. Not you and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: God knows why he's there. He reminds me of one of those cunts you have to put up with at work, who can barely make it to the coffee machine without tripping over their own feet, but can't be got rid of because they're the MDs nephew. You work with blacks? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Not you and all. Fucking cunt spell checker bastard piece of shit changed what I typed! That's the peril of posting from a NASA desktop with an American spell checker loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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