Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Some fat ugly slag who has moved in across the road decided to park her shit pile outside my house and leave it there for the weekend. On confronting this hideous ogre this morning she made the feeble excuse that she had to park her "people carrier" outside her house to make it easier for her "disabled" son. I asked her what was wrong with him other than being 4 stone overweight, to which she replied "he has problems". I took this to mean he is an idle little shit who has something like ADHD. Regardless, I told the obese twat that I too have a disability called Tourette's syndrome and if she ever parked her piece of fucking shit shed outside my house again I would hose it down with Sarin she would die and in doing so solve the world's food shotages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Some fat ugly slag who has moved in across the road decided to park her shit pile outside my house and leave it there for the weekend. On confronting this hideous ogre this morning she made the feeble excuse that she had to park her "people carrier" outside her house to make it easier for her "disabled" son. I asked her what was wrong with him other than being 4 stone overweight, to which she replied "he has problems". I took this to mean he is an idle little shit who has something like ADHD. Regardless, I told the obese twat that I too have a disability called Tourette's syndrome and if she ever parked her piece of fucking shit shed outside my house again I would hose it down with Sarin so her and her tubby offspring would die and doing so solve the world's food shotages. You sound like you would be better off in a studio flat on the Broadwater Farm estate.....and fit in perfectly. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Some fat ugly slag who has moved in across the road decided to park her shit pile outside my house and leave it there for the weekend. On confronting this hideous ogre this morning she made the feeble excuse that she had to park her "people carrier" outside her house to make it easier for her "disabled" son. I asked her what was wrong with him other than being 4 stone overweight, to which she replied "he has problems". I took this to mean he is an idle little shit who has something like ADHD. Regardless, I told the obese twat that I too have a disability called Tourette's syndrome and if she ever parked her piece of fucking shit shed outside my house again I would hose it down with Sarin she would die and in doing so solve the world's food shotages. Now tell us what really happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Now tell us what really happened. He said, "ok, no problem", and then fucked her this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Now tell us what really happened. Only if you tell me the secret of your conception....Turkey baster or gangbang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: You sound like you would be better off in a studio flat on the Broadwater Farm estate.....and fit in perfectly. lol. Is that where you procure your Gambian rent boys from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 58 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Some fat ugly slag who has moved in across the road decided to park her shit pile outside my house and leave it there for the weekend. On confronting this hideous ogre this morning she made the feeble excuse that she had to park her "people carrier" outside her house to make it easier for her "disabled" son. I asked her what was wrong with him other than being 4 stone overweight, to which she replied "he has problems". I took this to mean he is an idle little shit who has something like ADHD. Regardless, I told the obese twat that I too have a disability called Tourette's syndrome and if she ever parked her piece of fucking shit shed outside my house again I would hose it down with Sarin she would die and in doing so solve the world's food shotages. This has got everything I like. Virulent misogyny, an intense dislike of the disabled, and a few digs at the obese. I love it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: This has got everything I like. Virulent misogyny, an intense dislike of the disabled, and a few digs at the obese. I love it. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 45 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Only if you tell me the secret of your conception.... Worst Di Caprio film ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Some fat ugly slag who has moved in across the road decided to park her shit pile outside my house and leave it there for the weekend. On confronting this hideous ogre this morning she made the feeble excuse that she had to park her "people carrier" outside her house to make it easier for her "disabled" son. I asked her what was wrong with him other than being 4 stone overweight, to which she replied "he has problems". I took this to mean he is an idle little shit who has something like ADHD. Regardless, I told the obese twat that I too have a disability called Tourette's syndrome and if she ever parked her piece of fucking shit shed outside my house again I would hose it down with Sarin she would die and in doing so solve the world's food shotages. Make haste before this pod of Orcas become too settled in. There's no better time than now to make their lives a living hell. Forget about Wild Bird seed and Squirrel Feed for the time being... You'll need few tempting-morsels to lure them out into the street at which time you can Napalm the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Some fat ugly slag who has moved in across the road decided to park her shit pile outside my house and leave it there for the weekend. On confronting this hideous ogre this morning she made the feeble excuse that she had to park her "people carrier" outside her house to make it easier for her "disabled" son. I asked her what was wrong with him other than being 4 stone overweight, to which she replied "he has problems". I took this to mean he is an idle little shit who has something like ADHD. Regardless, I told the obese twat that I too have a disability called Tourette's syndrome and if she ever parked her piece of fucking shit shed outside my house again I would hose it down with Sarin she would die and in doing so solve the world's food shotages. It's because she is bleck, innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) … there are certainly some on here who's children say that they're father's are disabled. Edited July 23, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's because she is bleck, innit? She looks more like a pikey in all fairness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: … there are certainly some on here who's children say that they're father's are disabled. I had an aunt who only had one leg. Her name was Eileen. Oh alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: … there are certainly some on here who's children say that they're father's are disabled. 'Cunts who pretend to have disabled children', eh? I bet your parents effortlessly milked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had an aunt who only had one leg. Her name was Eileen. Oh alright. This quip is as washed up as your sense of originality. While you still have some life left in you before your tits finally start brushing the Antarctic Peninsula, at least try to say something amusing or worthy of stimulating grey matter. (Only an imbecile will now respond to this post.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This quip is as washed up as your sense of originality. While you still have some life left in you before your tits finally start brushing the Antarctic Peninsula, at least try to say something amusing or worthy of stimulating grey matter. Only an imbecile will now respond to this post. Hi Wolf! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This quip is as washed up as your sense of originality. While you still have some life left in you before your tits finally start brushing the Antarctic Peninsula, at least try to say something amusing or worthy of stimulating grey matter. Only an imbecile will now respond to this post. Okidoke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 You could always put in for an exchange with some other unsuspecting, social housing dependant chav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You could always put in for an exchange with some other unsuspecting, social housing dependant chav. Was this successful for you, Drew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Was this successful for you, Drew? Jaywick is only on the exchange programme with Mogadishu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Okidoke I'll wager this is almost identical to your last boyfriend's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'll wager this is almost identical to your last boyfriend's name. No. Your boyfriend maybe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had an aunt who only had one leg. Her name was Eileen. Oh alright. Oh. Come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: 'Cunts who pretend to have disabled children', eh? I bet your parents effortlessly milked it. Joke's over Wolfie. Less you be barren, You're one of the Fathers I was referring to 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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