Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 got one of these that has been gradually boiling my piss all summer,speeds by on a regular basis & seems to think that a motorcycle throttle has two modes of operation,wide open or shut & that has to be excercised every couple of seconds,you can hear the cunt coming & going from miles around.i`m thinking of setting up a bit of fishing line at head height across the nearest lampost next time i hear the fuckwit on his way,added bonus of this is i might get to take a few of the local kids out aswell,you know the ones that never play outside their own house, bouncing what sounds like a fucking medicine ball relentlessly for hours on end,then speeding into oncoming traffic on their scooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, killemall said: got one of these that has been gradually boiling my piss all summer,speeds by on a regular basis & seems to think that a motorcycle throttle has two modes of operation,wide open or shut & that has to be excercised every couple of seconds,you can hear the cunt coming & going from miles around.i`m thinking of setting up a bit of fishing line at head height across the nearest lampost next time i hear the fuckwit on his way,added bonus of this is i might get to take a few of the local kids out aswell,you know the ones that never play outside their own house, bouncing what sounds like a fucking medicine ball relentlessly for hours on end,then speeding into oncoming traffic on their scooters. Absolutely, I was thinking the same yesterday. Cunts. Most of them are only 50cc, and the cunts think they are at the Isle of Man TT. I hope they all die in horrific accidents and their twisted bodies are unrecognizable on the mortuary slab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 that`s got me chuckling,chances are unless they get run over by an oncoming vehicle worst they will get is a bit of gravel rash,thanks to the immense speed,fuckers sound like they are travelling at mach ten & you could probably run faster.still maybe they could contract a post scrape infenction,maybe the flesh eating one that i cant spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, killemall said: ...seems to think that a throttle has two modes of operation,wide open or shut & that has to be exercised every couple of seconds, you can hear the cunt coming from miles around That's no moped, that's Pen's vibrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 (edited) if it is,it stinks really bad,definitely could do with a good wash.not sure 2 stroke oil is a good lube! Edited August 21, 2018 by killemall thought of a reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 30 minutes ago, killemall said: if it is,it stinks really bad,definitely could do with a good wash.not sure 2 stroke oil is a good lube! Do you ride a motorcycle yourself Killemall ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 i do punk,but not on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, killemall said: i do punk,but not on the road. That’s a pity......There’s far more chance of you killing yourself on the road. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest killemall Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 walked right into that fucker didn`t i. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Just now, killemall said: walked right into that fucker didn`t i. You stupid fucking wanker. You should get on well with Ape our resident retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Sorry, but only spotty 16 year olds, fit Italian birds or deeply suspicious old men drive mopeds. Which one are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 28 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Sorry, but only spotty 16 year olds, fit Italian birds or deeply suspicious old men drive mopeds. Which one are you? Didn't Gong Farmer have a moped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Didn't Gong Farmer have a moped? Old Chris fucking loved a moped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Two strokes have the best sounds, meeeeeww meeeeemm beeemm beeem beeem: crazy frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Two strokes have the best sounds, meeeeeww meeeeemm beeemm beeem beeem: crazy frog. Are you sure that's not a RAV4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you sure that's not a RAV4? Toyota RAV4? can't say i know what they sound like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you sure that's not a RAV4? Holly smowk!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Punkape said: You stupid fucking wanker. You should get on well with Ape our resident retard. Fuck off, you name-dropping rear gunner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 44 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Holly smowk!! Vroom. Vroom. Weeeeeee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 hours ago, killemall said: walked right into that fucker didn`t i. Do us all a favour and "walk right into" the path of bus and spare us more of your poorly constructed nominations of pure shite and almost non-existent grammar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Oi killer, just shout CUNT as loud as you can next time the turd rides by (in between revs)and then watch the weasel fall in to a trance, lose traction and with a bit of luck hit a lorry head on...Job Done !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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