Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 I am a mod on a couple of facebook sites covering diverse topics. On both sites cunts have posed appeals on behalf of "friends" asking if anyone has found their little brats teddy bear, woolly penguin, rabbit etc says that Mirrabelle of Crispin is devastate at the loss of little teddy, widgie (add names as applicable). Why can't the these cunting parents explain to Crispin that you fucking lose things, lose relatives etc and that it is part of life? Instead we end up with tough 40 year old blokes taking Woosie the rabbit to work and crying their eyes out because they cannot handle the fact that their 92 years old great grandmother has popped her clogs or that Henry the toy poodle was found toes up at 15 years of age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Sooty what are you doing here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sooty what are you doing here? Looking for Soo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sooty what are you doing here? Well that’s this nom derailed then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 If we're doing a lost and found thread, I'd like to put out my own appeal. Lost: Disreputable solvent abusing estate agent. Aged anywhere between 45 and 72, grossly overweight, hair gone but has the look of a former ginger. Undoubtedly wearing a shit George Asda suit and a garish tie. Likes Sci-Fi and shitting in mouths. If found, please glass in throat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: If we're doing a lost and found thread, I'd like to put out my own appeal. Lost: Disreputable solvent abusing estate agent. Aged anywhere between 45 and 72, grossly overweight, hair gone but has the look of a former ginger. Undoubtedly wearing a shit George Asda suit and a garish tie. Likes Sci-Fi and shitting in mouths. If found, please glass in throat. Have you put it on LinkedIn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Has anyone seen @sean5302? Believed to be traumatised and suicidal . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sooty what are you doing here? Reported for racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Sexual Harrassment Panda. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Megan Fox is more than welcome to lose her teddy at my place, along with all the rest of her underwear. I'd most certainly help her look for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 It's these same soft cunts that think it's acceptable to wear a fucking onesie......a Paddington Bear or some other notionally cute / actually armpit one....in daylight....to the shops. A hundred years ago, men of this age had a bayonet in their hands. Now it's more likely to be a cock, a cappuccino or a selfie-stick. Jesus Nigel Christ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 14 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: I am a mod on a couple of facebook sites covering diverse topics. You expect people to believe that some arsehole would come on here and brag about that ? I don’t know what your game is but we have plenty of attention seeking saddos on here. Good effort though, fair play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: You expect people to believe that some arsehole would come on here and brag about that ? I don’t know what your game is but we have plenty of attention seeking saddos on here. Good effort though, fair play. I am also a Russian airline pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) On 8/29/2018 at 1:11 AM, judgetwi said: You expect people to believe that some arsehole would come on here and brag about that ? I don’t know what your game is but we have plenty of attention seeking saddos on here. Good effort though, fair play. Your post should never have included any type of credit giving platitude. That's not your style, Judgemeister. Certainly unwarranted here considering the cunt you were addressing. You should have shredded the pile of shit! Edited August 30, 2018 by Wizardsleeve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 3:43 PM, Jiggerycock said: It's these same soft cunts that think it's acceptable to wear a fucking onesie......a Paddington Bear or some other notionally cute / actually armpit one....in daylight....to the shops. A hundred years ago, men of this age had a bayonet in their hands. Now it's more likely to be a cock, a cappuccino or a selfie-stick. Jesus Nigel Christ! Selfie sticks are a fucking abomination. I went into Dubrovnik old town (where apparently they filmed Game of Thrones) last night and found hundreds of chinks wielding these fucking things. I had to do so much ducking and diving to avoid these things I felt I WAS in a fucking episode of the poxy programme. Marshall Hain is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Selfie sticks are a fucking abomination. I went into Dubrovnik old town (where apparently they filmed Game of Thrones) last night and found hundreds of chinks wielding these fucking things. I had to do so much ducking and diving to avoid these things I felt I WAS in a fucking episode of the poxy programme. Marshall Hain is a cunt If you're looking for somewhere quieter you should take the cable car from the old town up to the wonderful little restaurant perched atop the sheer hillside. Then throw yourself over the edge onto the jagged orange roofs far below and stop boring the tits off the rest of us, we've all been to fucking Dubrovnik you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 29, 2018 Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Selfie sticks are a fucking abomination. I went into Dubrovnik old town (where apparently they filmed Game of Thrones) last night and found hundreds of chinks wielding these fucking things. I had to do so much ducking and diving to avoid these things I felt I WAS in a fucking episode of the poxy programme. Marshall Hain is a cunt Split is worth a visit if you’re down there, Gyps. You can get some good hearty food, and it’s one of those odd places that look better in the rain. I sent a postcard to my friends at the convent when I was there. Dear Mother Superior, I have concluded there is nothing like reclining after a good nosh and contemplating the fun you’ll have in a wet Split. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2018 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If you're looking for somewhere quieter you should take the cable car from the old town up to the wonderful little restaurant perched atop the sheer hillside. Then throw yourself over the edge onto the jagged orange roofs far below and stop boring the tits off the rest of us, we've all been to fucking Dubrovnik you know. Wouldn't the the cable car at Matlock be closer for her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you're looking for somewhere quieter you should take the cable car from the old town up to the wonderful little restaurant perched atop the sheer hillside. Then throw yourself over the edge onto the jagged orange roofs far below and stop boring the tits off the rest of us, we've all been to fucking Dubrovnik you know. I know you have. They haven't stopped talking about the lairey "English cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 30, 2018 Report Share Posted August 30, 2018 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Selfie sticks are a fucking abomination. I went into Dubrovnik old town (where apparently they filmed Game of Thrones) last night and found hundreds of chinks wielding these fucking things. I had to do so much ducking and diving to avoid these things I felt I WAS in a fucking episode of the poxy programme. Marshall Hain is a cunt It helps if you think of them as lightning rods for cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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