Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I recall my car was parked on a driveway in the Cotswoldgate pictures. Albeit outside a £1.5 m council house with dodger stone cladding. Not sure being detached and next to a farm as being classed as a “Terrace” and as for the word street, that’s very urban, we prefer to use the word “lane”. As I said, desperate to impresss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Yes it is amazing I have any friends or that one other vehicle has been stolen. That must be utter bollocks, surely the constabulary have caught the naughty immigrant responsible for stealing the one and only car ever to go missing and that he wasn’t a friend really, just someone I over heard in the pub talking about his car not being there when he looked outside in the morning. He must have parked it at the pub and walked home. Silly me. You at least deserve credit for gently climbing your way to the top of the Corner's bullshitting tree, MC. Have you thought about going into business with sean5302 and LCS? You could help people realise their dreams by utilising your financial nous to develop land they purchase; Sean's legal expertise could complete the conveyancing process, while LCS would ensure stress-related illnesses resulting from the builds are kept to a minimum. If you ask nicely, I'm sure Pen will hod-carry while Gyps could come out of retirement to dig foundations and lay bricks. White Cunt would undoubtedly make the plastering and paint-drying process more bearable by talking to everyone, and Rick could add the final touch by throwing a wild party to celebrate everybody's good fortune. How does the moniker 'Monumental Bullshitters' grab you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I always picture Eddie & Mate running gallantly to the rescue as Del and Rodney in batman costumes. I always picture Eddie and mate (Fatty) getting the shit kicked out of them by 3 15 year old street rats on stolen mopeds, then getting nicked for being black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I recall my car was parked on a driveway in the Cotswoldgate pictures. Albeit outside a £1.5 m council house with dodger stone cladding. Not sure being detached and next to a farm as being classed as a “Terrace” and as for the word street, that’s very urban, we prefer to use the word “lane”. Having spent a decade living in the Cotswolds, I'm well aware what constitutes a rural aspect address in that part of the world. However as we are talking about a street at The Brickworks Estate, then "Terrace" it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 23 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Having spent a decade living in the Cotswolds, I'm well aware what constitutes a rural aspect address in that part of the world. However as we are talking about a street at The Brickworks Estate, then "Terrace" it is. Cow-on-the-Wold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 10:30 AM, Wolfie said: You at least deserve credit for gently climbing your way to the top of the Corner's bullshitting tree, MC. Have you thought about going into business with sean5302 and LCS? You could help people realise their dreams by utilising your financial nous to develop land they purchase; Sean's legal expertise could complete the conveyancing process, while LCS would ensure stress-related illnesses resulting from the builds are kept to a minimum. If you ask nicely, I'm sure Pen will hod-carry while Gyps could come out of retirement to dig foundations and lay bricks. White Cunt would undoubtedly make the plastering and paint-drying process more bearable by talking to everyone, and Rick could add the final touch by throwing a wild party to celebrate everybody's good fortune. How does the moniker 'Monumental Bullshitters' grab you? Who? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 20 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Who? Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa. Stupid Welsh cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 7:01 AM, William T.D. Stickers said: As I said, desperate to impresss. Yes, you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Haaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa. Stupid Welsh cunt Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Eric? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA stupid Welsh cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA stupid Welsh cunt I’ll put this latest indiscretion down to the fake morphine. Stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 29 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Eric? I'm sorry. I've always loved you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 11:58 AM, Mrs Roops said: Having spent a decade living in the Cotswolds, I'm well aware what constitutes a rural aspect address in that part of the world. However as we are talking about a street at The Brickworks Estate, then "Terrace" it is. Estate is such a vulgar word in the context of modern mass housing complexes. However, living on a country estate is something much more agreeable. However, dear, I live on a lane in a village with house that are at best 16 th to early 17th centuary. Hardly your Charles Church homes estate. Sorry old queen. we don’t all live in a shit hole like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 10:30 AM, Wolfie said: You at least deserve credit for gently climbing your way to the top of the Corner's bullshitting tree, MC. Have you thought about going into business with sean5302 and LCS? You could help people realise their dreams by utilising your financial nous to develop land they purchase; Sean's legal expertise could complete the conveyancing process, while LCS would ensure stress-related illnesses resulting from the builds are kept to a minimum. If you ask nicely, I'm sure Pen will hod-carry while Gyps could come out of retirement to dig foundations and lay bricks. White Cunt would undoubtedly make the plastering and paint-drying process more bearable by talking to everyone, and Rick could add the final touch by throwing a wild party to celebrate everybody's good fortune. How does the moniker 'Monumental Bullshitters' grab you? How does the moniker “fuck off who gives a fucking shit about you and your worthless life”sound? Iam completely disinterested in anything you have to say. Your standard of cunting has nothing to bother me. Roops is the only worth adversary. Punkape is Punkape. Ape is a dick, Bubba appears to have died but we all think is actually Roops other profile or sisters profile. You are nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 6:01 AM, William T.D. Stickers said: As I said, desperate to impresss. If you are so sensitive to it, turn your head away. Don’t read it. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Estate is such a vulgar word in the context of modern mass housing complexes. However, living on a country estate is something much more agreeable. However, dear, I live on a lane in a village with house that are at best 16 th to early 17th centuary. Hardly your Charles Church homes estate. Sorry old queen. we don’t all live in a shit hole like you. ...not for the first time, a slight shift in the timeline there, MC. This time next year your 1930's council estate abode will be 18th to early 19th century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, you are. What is this dogshit schoolyard riposte about withers? Is your teenage french farmhand manning your account again, because you’re too busy being a goose nonce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: What is this dogshit schoolyard riposte about withers? Is your teenage french farmhand manning your account again, because you’re too busy being a goose nonce? My sincere apologies Bill. Last night I was completely shit-faced. So much so, that even MC's fucking bollocks was making sense. It won't happen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: My sincere apologies Bill. Last night I was completely shit-faced. So much so, that even MC's fucking bollocks was making sense. It won't happen again. Understood. Also, please admit on record you’ve fiddled with underage geese, otherwise I’m at risk of a ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Understood. Also, please admit on record you’ve fiddled with underage geese, otherwise I’m at risk of a ban. I will readily admit to being blown by a gosling on more than one occasion. Does this help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I will readily admit to being blown by a gosling on more than one occasion. Does this help? Absolutely. @Mrs Roops, I’m sure you’d agree there’s no place on this forum for self professed avian statuatory sex offenders. I trust you’ll take appropriate action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm sorry. I've always loved you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I will readily admit to being blown by a gosling on more than one occasion. Does this help? What about black swans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: How does the moniker “fuck off who gives a fucking shit about you and your worthless life”sound? Iam completely disinterested in anything you have to say. Your standard of cunting has nothing to bother me. Roops is the only worth adversary. Punkape is Punkape. Ape is a dick, Bubba appears to have died but we all think is actually Roops other profile or sisters profile. You are nothing. Rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 56 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Rattled. To the core. What a fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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