Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Queefer said: The brilliant young things at Tesco have decided that all their problems can be solved by inventing a brand new pikey shop called Jack's . I for one am sick of hearing about it and how amazingly cheap it is or isn't. Much thought has gone into the choice of name - it turns out the apostrophe was a last minute addition. Other names considered were Jerks , Wanks , and Jizzes, and, in an attempt to increase female patronage , Jill's, Rubs and Strums were all close calls.An early prototype name - Masturbates was thought far too posh. The thinking behind the name selections was to reinforce the idea that visiting this Pikey palace with its stocks of pure crap would be a memorable exercise in self abuse. The concept celebrates the British malady of chasing standards down to the very lowest level attainable and by all accounts may well succeed as theyplan to open 2412 branches in C/D socio economic areas before Christmas. I see little purpose in chasing low prices to economise by compromising service and quality. So long as Fortnums continue their excellent thrice weekly deliveries my butler and housekeeper shall doubtless continue to use them and I feel they can also count on Her Majesty's continuing patronage . The staff manage comfortably on their £2500 weekly budget , have never required more , and on occasions have underspent and returned as much as £20 a week to me. This is brilliant for Ape, he can half his grocery bill and rub shoulders with even more downmarket twats. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Lord Punkape said: This is brilliant for Ape, he can half his grocery bill and rub shoulders with even more downmarket twats. lol. You fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Just another day in an English supermarket, really... That's Woolwich's new 98p store if I'm not mistaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Just another day in an English supermarket, really... Fucking hell. I haven't seen as many deflated tits since Sunderland's last relegation. No wonder the little cunt has dragged them to the long life milk aisle. Edited September 21, 2018 by Ollyboro Toxic tit shock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 I give it 2 years, the Jews will soon realise that the Skinters market is saturated already and they are being undercut by local food banks to boot. Jack Shit might be a groovier name for the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 30 seconds on the BBC news website. Anthony Zurcher on about Rosenstein, then Bernard Lever letting some cunt off with a suspended sentence. I scroll down to see skank Julianna Margulies grinning at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Jacks will be more common sight in the high street post brexit Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Jacks will be more common sight in the high street post brexit Panzbaby "Ok, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Ok, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish!" What about the gypsies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: What about the gypsies? They weren't in that film but I'm sure they'd have been told to fuck off and move on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: They weren't in that film but I'm sure they'd have been told to fuck off and move on They would have been shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Ok, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish!" Reported .. racist words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 43 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Reported .. racist words. Not seen blazing saddles then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: Not seen blazing saddles then? Three times at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: They weren't in that film but I'm sure they'd have been told to fuck off and move on I have just been reading about warships at Okehampton Stubber's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Reported .. racist words. Grass. Friend of Blubba are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Grass. Friend of Blubba are you? Yes I am a grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Reported .. racist words. "I'm taking it back!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 7:20 PM, Queefer said: The brilliant young things at Tesco have decided that all their problems can be solved by inventing a brand new pikey shop called Jack's . I for one am sick of hearing about it and how amazingly cheap it is or isn't. Much thought has gone into the choice of name - it turns out the apostrophe was a last minute addition. Other names considered were Jerks , Wanks , and Jizzes, and, in an attempt to increase female patronage , Jill's, Rubs and Strums were all close calls.An early prototype name - Masturbates was thought far too posh. The thinking behind the name selections was to reinforce the idea that visiting this Pikey palace with its stocks of pure crap would be a memorable exercise in self abuse. The concept celebrates the British malady of chasing standards down to the very lowest level attainable and by all accounts may well succeed as theyplan to open 2412 branches in C/D socio economic areas before Christmas. I see little purpose in chasing low prices to economise by compromising service and quality. So long as Fortnums continue their excellent thrice weekly deliveries my butler and housekeeper shall doubtless continue to use them and I feel they can also count on Her Majesty's continuing patronage . The staff manage comfortably on their £2500 weekly budget , have never required more , and on occasions have underspent and returned as much as £20 a week to me. I will never shop in JACK’S. It’s basically Kwik Save own brand no frills items from 1987. Utter fucking spastic gypsy pykies and immigrants will no doubt shop there in their millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Apparently mr tesco was a polish immigrant..started out with a stall in 1919 Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Apparently mr tesco was a polish immigrant..started out with a stall in 1919 Panzbaby Correct. Ape has a poster of him on his bedroom wall. It's plastered with dried jizz. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 40 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Apparently mr tesco was a polish immigrant..started out with a stall in 1919 Panzbaby Punker's likes poles (as long as it is a lady boy's "pole" that is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 8:06 PM, Cuntybaws said: Just another day in an English supermarket, really... The bras are on the left, you rancid papped hags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The bras are on the left, you rancid papped hags. You'd have a hard job dumping on one of there beauties if you wanted to find it after, what with the natural camouflage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: You'd have a hard job dumping on one of there beauties if you wanted to find it after, what with the natural camouflage I’d get dumpotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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