Decimus Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Another Michael, another fucking cunt. Not content with being one of the most overrated actors of the past 50 years, Caine has piped up again with his opinion on Brexit. Apparently, he'd "Rather be a poor master of my fate than having someone I don't know making me rich by running it". Easy enough to say when you are a multimillionaire who regardless of any final deal will never end up "poorer". It's easy enough to ignore reality and indulge in political idealism when you live in a mansion, and I don't limit my criticism to supporters of Brexit, that wanker Patrick Stewart should keep his fucking mouth shut as well. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I don't really want to hear those of entitled fucking wankers who regardless of what happens will still be rolling around on a Super king sized bed full of money. Luvvy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 If I wanted to make a film with Michael Caine I'd save money by putting a pair of glasses on a railway sleeper. You'd get a better performance from the railway sleeper. Richard Harris fucking hated him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Another Michael, another fucking cunt. Not content with being one of the most overrated actors of the past 50 years, Caine has piped up again with his opinion on Brexit. Apparently, he'd "Rather be a poor master of my fate than having someone I don't know making me rich by running it". Easy enough to say when you are a multimillionaire who regardless of any final deal will never end up "poorer". It's easy enough to ignore reality and indulge in political idealism when you live in a mansion, and I don't limit my criticism to supporters of Brexit, that wanker Patrick Stewart should keep his fucking mouth shut as well. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I don't really want to hear those of entitled fucking wankers who regardless of what happens will still be rolling around on a Super king sized bed full of money. Luvvy cunts. You do realise what you've done here don't you? A whiff of a nom with 'Brexit' to it and he'll be all over it like blue waffle on a 10-bob whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Another Michael, another fucking cunt. Not content with being one of the most overrated actors of the past 50 years, Caine has piped up again with his opinion on Brexit. Apparently, he'd "Rather be a poor master of my fate than having someone I don't know making me rich by running it". Easy enough to say when you are a multimillionaire who regardless of any final deal will never end up "poorer". It's easy enough to ignore reality and indulge in political idealism when you live in a mansion, and I don't limit my criticism to supporters of Brexit, that wanker Patrick Stewart should keep his fucking mouth shut as well. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I don't really want to hear those of entitled fucking wankers who regardless of what happens will still be rolling around on a Super king sized bed full of money. Luvvy cunts. Brexit means Brexit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Brexit means Brexit. Promote that man Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Promote that man Panzbaby 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: You do realise what you've done here don't you? A whiff of a nom with 'Brexit' to it and he'll be all over it like blue waffle on a 10-bob whore KER-CHING! Easiest odds-on shot I've ever punted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: KER-CHING! Easiest odds-on shot I've ever punted. Yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Another Michael, another fucking cunt. Not content with being one of the most overrated actors of the past 50 years, Caine has piped up again with his opinion on Brexit. Apparently, he'd "Rather be a poor master of my fate than having someone I don't know making me rich by running it". Easy enough to say when you are a multimillionaire who regardless of any final deal will never end up "poorer". It's easy enough to ignore reality and indulge in political idealism when you live in a mansion, and I don't limit my criticism to supporters of Brexit, that wanker Patrick Stewart should keep his fucking mouth shut as well. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I don't really want to hear those of entitled fucking wankers who regardless of what happens will still be rolling around on a Super king sized bed full of money. Luvvy cunts. Michael Caine is a truly splendid actor who has graced our silver screens for over half a century. One of my top five films of all time was his first major role playing Lt Bromhead in Zulu alongside Stanley Baker in what is an absolute classic film. From there he went onto play Alfie a pre Aids 1960s shag about town cunt, Charlie Crocker in the cult film The Italian Job, the iconic Get Carter with its gritty northern backdrop and classic soundtrack, and the Odessa File which is a moody dark Cold War spy movie. However, since 1973 he has done nothing but a load of fucking wank and I avoid his films like a dose of crabs on an Egyptian whores clunge. So you are HALF right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 Harry Brown? An old cunt wiping out low life druggie scum. Loved that film. ”You have failed to maintain your weapon, my son.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Like others have said Get Carter, Harry Brown, The Italian job etc. are Brilliant films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Is Michael Cane the less bitter and far less cuntish double of the famous London actor, Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Is Michael Cane the less bitter and far less cuntish double of the famous London actor, Decs? Awful. ‘Na na na na na Naaa naaaaaaah, Decs’. Fucking wet cunt. Edited October 20, 2018 by Frank rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Awful. ‘Na na na na na Naaa naaaaaaah, Decs’. Fucking wet cunt. What's all this recent nastiness between you and the Wolf all about then, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: What's all this recent nastiness between you and the Wolf all about then, Frank? I want you to make me laugh. That’s all. Okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just now, Frank said: I want you to make me laugh. That’s all. Okay? I've got a cracking nom in the pipeline that will have all my hallmarks. Misogyny, casual racism that doesn't quite come close enough to crossing any lines, various self-deprecating references to Norfolk and a tiny smattering of culture. You're going to laugh until you die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got a cracking nom in the pipeline that will have all my hallmarks. Misogyny, casual racism that doesn't quite come close enough to crossing any lines, various self-deprecating references to Norfolk and a tiny smattering of culture. You're going to laugh until you die. Great. Before you do that, would you mind correcting Michael’s surname in the title? If I read another weak snidey Cane reference, someone’s going to fucking get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Great. Before you do that, would you mind correcting Michael’s surname in the title? If I read another weak snidey Cane reference, someone’s going to fucking get it. Done. It was kind of you not to point it out originally, my ego is fragile enough these days now I'm no longer an ever presence at the top of the leaderboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: What's all this recent nastiness between you and the Wolf all about then, Frank? I appear to wind him up, and I can honestly say it's been without much effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I appear to wind him up You must be utterly devastated. Still, at least you've managed to get him to pull his finger out of his perfectly bleached arsehole and start posting again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, Frank said: I want you to make me laugh. That’s all. Okay? Do you mean like this? On 9/18/2018 at 11:45 AM, Frank said: I bought a denim shirt last week in Slowear of South Molton Street. I wasn’t convinced but the nice Italian staff said it looked great on me... breaks the stiffness of an unlined suit when combined with a chukka. As soon as I had left I realised I’d forgotten my phone. I rushed back in only to catch them doing squatted spam-head impressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Do you mean like this? No, not like that. Fuck me that’s awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: You must be utterly devastated. Heartbroken. I've decided they'll be no further correspondence between us, ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Heartbroken. I've decided they'll be no further correspondence between us, ever. You've noticed that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 The Italian Job was fucking dire with a shit ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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