Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I think I love you, ape. You’re my little Dustin.. https://youtu.be/5zHVFXorF38 Heading north tomorrow, at a steady 80kmh, Solomun - 'The way back' coming thro the helmet speakers. Life is good here Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Remove the TV plug from the wall socket, douse the remains of your cock in a conducive liquid (that’s water to a cretin like you) and shove it in one of the three ports. If you don’t die immediately, choose another port. Repeat until dead. 2 pin sockets here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: 2 pin sockets here? Go for the one on the left first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Frank said: I think I love you, ape. You’re my little Dustin.. https://youtu.be/5zHVFXorF38 Strange, but I have always pictured Ape as a Ratso type, fliddy, and covered in glue. Incidentally, the music will go right over his head, unlike the copters he makes. LOL Edited October 23, 2018 by Witheredscrote play me some Solomun Frank, got to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Heading north tomorrow, at a steady 80kmh, Solomun - 'The way back' coming thro the helmet speakers. Life is good here Frank. I don’t know if you know Van’s Twilight Zone from his ‘74 Live from Montreux album. I’m gifting you this Withers. Be grateful that we are one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I don’t know if you know Van’s Twilight Zone from his ‘74 Live from Montreux album. I’m gifting you this Withers. Be grateful that we are one. Appreciated Frank. Pity you are not riding with me. Slopeheads to the left of me, Slopeheads to the right, stuck in the middle with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 27 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Appreciated Frank. Pity you are not riding with me. Slopeheads to the left of me, Slopeheads to the right, stuck in the middle with you. Now that, is about as gay as it gets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Now that, is about as gay as it gets. You wouldn't understand, you are not worldly enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You wouldn't understand, you are not worldly enough. If I’m honest, withers, I get a reasonably good vibe from the Ape. One can sense inner turmoil, but I think the man has a heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You wouldn't understand, you are not worldly enough. Clearly not. I hadn’t realised, up until this point in my life, that being well travelled went hand in hand with arse banditry. I stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Clearly not. I hadn’t realised, up until his point in my life, that being well travelled went hand in hand with arse banditry. I stand corrected. Phileas Fagg. Lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Phileas Fagg. Lol Or Phileas Frog - the faux French shit-cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Phileas Fagg. Lol ...and Arsepartout. Lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 Just now, scotty said: ...and Arsepartout. Lol Fucking good work, Scotters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Fucking good work, Scotters. Evening dapps, looks like our hairy palmed greek is floundering on the ropes, when do you think he'll hit the canvas? He can't take much more of the lacing he's taken over the last few days, he's bent double like a whipped greyhound ready for the Chum factory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Remove the TV plug from the wall socket, douse the remains of your cock in a conducive liquid (that’s water to a cretin like you) and shove it in one of the three ports. If you don’t die immediately, choose another port. Repeat until dead. Surely remove said cock from freshly buggered lady boy has to be first on this list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surely remove said cock from freshly buggered lady boy has to be first on this list? Reported for nonce aspersions.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2018 Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Reported for nonce aspersions.. Has your houseboy shampooed your gerbils lately? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 16 hours ago, scotty said: On practically any other website a statement such as this would inevitably lead to self righteous indignation, bitter vilification of the poster, comparisons between drink driving and premeditated murder, invocation of Godwin’s Law, and finally apoplectic death threats. And that, your honour, is why I'm still here instead of on twitter. Oh really? Well let me say, first of all, that this pathetic braggart couldn’t drink a Babycham without falling over like the wanker that he is. If he really drank ten pints and drove a car then, yes, he should be strung up and have his little ball bag carved up by a bunch of Romanian pikey slags who know how to do a proper job. That’s my opinion and, if you don’t like it, you could always fuck off to truebluepompey.com , or whatever it’s fucking called. OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oh really? Well let me say, first of all, that this pathetic braggart couldn’t drink a Babycham without falling over like the wanker that he is. If he really drank ten pints and drove a car then, yes, he should be strung up and have his little ball bag carved up by a bunch of Romanian pikey slags who know how to do a proper job. That’s my opinion and, if you don’t like it, you could always fuck off to truebluepompey.com , or whatever it’s fucking called. OK? Where does he mention driving a car? The ancient cunt was probably on his horse and cart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 39 minutes ago, scotty said: Where does he mention driving a car? The ancient cunt was probably on his horse and cart. Do you mean the horse and cart he keeps in the stables at his Cotswold mansion? I think that there’s some posh name for it but surely he would have a flunkey to drive that for him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/23/2018 at 10:19 AM, Monumental cunt said: So Universities have banned initiation tests and nights out on freshens week, or any week, as their precious little millenialist soppy cunts cant handle the pressure. Inquiry currently being held after soft cunt can’t handle his beer. He was a whopping 5 times over the limit when found dead after a night out. So that’s a fucking massive 10 whole pints he had drunk on a night out in NEWCASTLE. Fuck me marra that’s what we usually drink on the bus into toon. Is it me or have this next generation completely lost all self respect. 10 pints is a fucking disciplinary if you welched at that stage in proceedings. It would mean instant dismissal from the rugby team, football club, synchronized trampolining, even the chess club could out swig this cunt. Iam not a big drinker but on occasion have been know to consume 11 pints of Guinness, then 2 bottles of wine, a curry, then a few night caps usually consisting of rum and baileys which is my favorite tipple. That’s a fairly quiet night out with my mates not some sort of do or dare night of legendary proportions. Fuck me, I think I have driven home on 10 pints before now. soppy cunt deserves to be kicked out of what ever club he was trying to be initiated into. Back in the day being dead wasn’t and excuse either. We would have rifled through his pockets and bought another round. This kind of frankly unlikely drinking prowess obviously led to the developmental delay and paranoid delusions you currently exhibit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 23 minutes ago, southerncunt said: This kind of frankly unlikely drinking prowess obviously led to the developmental delay and paranoid delusions you currently exhibit. I am starting to think that he might well have done such a thing as his posts are like those of a dribbling wheelchair bound spastic who knocks out long lines of garbled text by the use of a pointer attached to his forehead. Perhaps he is confined to a wheelchair after some tragic accident that happened whilst driving his "Audi" after a 10 pint session? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 21 hours ago, Queefer said: The Tories just love Miss Piggy talking dirty Kermit's fingers must stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 @'eavensabove change the script or shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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