Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 There's nothing that these cunts won't try in order to revitalise their 'once-upon-a-time' careers. Their first step is to wangle themselves back in (by any means) to remind us all why they were shit in the first place, by appearing on the likes of Celebrity Jerk-Off to Strictly Cunts Dancing... Having bombed and failed miserably yet again, their final push is doing a fortnight of Panto's in a vain attempt to re-establish themselves as half-bit actors, comedians or any fucking title as long as they remain in the Nations hearts & minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: There's nothing that these cunts won't try in order to revitalise their 'once-upon-a-time' careers. Their first step is to wangle themselves back in (by any means) to remind us all why they were shit in the first place, by appearing on the likes of Celebrity Jerk-Off to Strictly Cunts Dancing... Having bombed and failed miserably yet again, their final push is doing a fortnight of Panto's in a vain attempt to re-establish themselves as half-bit actors, comedians or any fucking title as long as they remain in the Nations hearts & minds. Is that Frank trying to carry a drunken Pen up to bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Frank trying to carry a drunken Pen up to bed? Vice versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 Well I never. Who would believe it, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 Honestly, I ask you. Of all things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 Gurning away like total fucking spastics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Frank trying to carry a drunken Pen up to bed? Why would he do that, he's a fuckin' puff, isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 39 minutes ago, cooze said: Why would he do that, he's a fuckin' puff, isn't he? It's a selfie by. 'eavensabove not sure which one is 'eavensabove though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, cooze said: Why would he do that, he's a fuckin' puff, isn't he? He's all of that and a whole lot more besides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: He's all of that and a whole lot more besides. Will Dame Widow Fwanky be treading the boards in panto this December? I hear his performance of 'Thinderella' is breathtaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will Dame Widow Fwanky be treading the boards in panto this December? I hear his performance of 'Thinderella' is breathtaking. With todays revelations, how can he possibly refuse? Edited November 14, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well I never. Who would believe it, eh? Pure, unrefined Jazz. Priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Pure, unrefined Jazz. Priceless. I suspect Ken Clarke would disagree.... Imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I suspect Ken Clarke would disagree.... Imbecile. Fuck off, you humourless cretin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I suspect Ken Clarke would disagree.... Imbecile. Punkers, is Ape a glue whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 On 11/14/2018 at 7:10 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Will Dame Widow Fwanky be treading the boards in panto this December? I hear his performance of 'Thinderella' is breathtaking. I got wind of his latest stocking-filler. I've never heard anything quite lit it. Every track is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 22 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I got wind of his latest stocking-filler. I've never heard anything quite lit it. Every track is shit. Isn't that the Batmanjelly woman? Looks like her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 You're a whole hamper short of a picnic, Jazz. Get help, you fucking nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that the Batmanjelly woman? Looks like her No. It's Frank. Definitely, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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