Neil Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 So you end up paying 700 quid for a £250 cooker,tough fucking shit,If you can't afford to buy it you can't fucking have it,thick as pig shit cunts.The country is plodding along on the never never giving a false sense of wealth,time to stop cunts having what they obviously can't afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Can somebody explain this nom in easy terms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, Neil said: So you end up paying 700 quid for a £250 cooker,tough fucking shit,If you can't afford to buy it you can't fucking have it,thick as pig shit cunts.The country is plodding along on the never never giving a false sense if wealth,time to stop cunts having what they obviously can't afford. I used to deal with Brighthouse on a regular basis as their punters can't book warranty repairs without going through them. Their staff treat everyone like braindead fuckwits to their face. Anyone who has a problem with it is basically told to piss off. I shit you not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 Have you ever had a mortgage Neil? The only difference is the residual value of the item. Your £260k house that you originally purchased for £160k will cost you £400k over the lifetime of the mortgage* (*rough calculations based on my common sense, which is fuck all if I'm honest) I have to admit that you've failed in life if you need to borrow money for anything other than property or perhaps a vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 When told, by the fucking Government no less, that you have a human right to high-speed broadband, it's little wonder that people develop a sense of unjustified entitlement. I mean, little Johnny will get bullied if he doesn't have the latest iPhone like all the other kids, and that's a hate crime. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Have you ever had a mortgage Neil? The only difference is the residual value of the item. Your £260k house that you originally purchased for £160k will cost you £400k over the lifetime of the mortgage* (*rough calculations based on my common sense, which is fuck all if I'm honest) I have to admit that you've failed in life if you need to borrow money for anything other than property or perhaps a vehicle. Sorry to appear thick Cunty, but what is a mortgage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Have you ever had a mortgage Neil? The only difference is the residual value of the item. Your £260k house that you originally purchased for £160k will cost you £400k over the lifetime of the mortgage* (*rough calculations based on my common sense, which is fuck all if I'm honest) I have to admit that you've failed in life if you need to borrow money for anything other than property or perhaps a vehicle. This putative house is most likely an appreciating asset, and with luck will be worth £600k by the time the mortgage is paid off, leaving you in profit. Anyone who pays sticker price for a new car is a muggy cunt, though. Rent depreciating assets, don't fucking buy them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sorry to appear thick Cunty, but what is a mortgage? I have to have one of these for my tenants to pay on my other property. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I have to have one of these for my tenants to pay on my other property. How tiresome for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 59 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Have you ever had a mortgage Neil? The only difference is the residual value of the item. Your £260k house that you originally purchased for £160k will cost you £400k over the lifetime of the mortgage* (*rough calculations based on my common sense, which is fuck all if I'm honest) I have to admit that you've failed in life if you need to borrow money for anything other than property or perhaps a vehicle. And be worth 600k at the end PS Sorry Baws only just saw your reply...great minds think alike(you should be worried) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: I used to deal with Brighthouse on a regular basis as their punters can't book warranty repairs without going through them. Their staff treat everyone like braindead fuckwits to their face. Anyone who has a problem with it is basically told to piss off. I shit you not. Sounds like Sky Broadband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: So you end up paying 700 quid for a £250 cooker,tough fucking shit,If you can't afford to buy it you can't fucking have it,thick as pig shit cunts.The country is plodding along on the never never giving a false sense of wealth,time to stop cunts having what they obviously can't afford. The "never never'? Are you from the 1940s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The "never never'? Are you from the 1940s? No,that was the 'knock' back then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The "never never'? Are you from the 1940s? He's from the Pru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 7 hours ago, Gamayun said: He's from the Pru. Pass the HP sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Neil said: No,that was the 'knock' back then Neil you're either a 90 year old or know a 90 year old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil you're either a 90 year old or know a 90 year old. It’s the Sabbath....Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: It’s the Sabbath....Fuck off. Do you go to the Punch n Judy on the sabbath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Can you buy tins of beans on credit?....I'm asking for a friend., no i mean I'm asking for some boring fucking idiot who regularly posts shit on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Can you buy tins of beans on credit?....I'm asking for a friend., no i mean I'm asking for some boring fucking idiot who regularly posts shit on here. you mean HP? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: you mean HP? Nice one. But I gather from previous information Tesco Value is the connoisseurs choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 On 11/22/2018 at 5:58 PM, Cunty BigBollox said: Have you ever had a mortgage Neil? The only difference is the residual value of the item. Your £260k house that you originally purchased for £160k will cost you £400k over the lifetime of the mortgage* (*rough calculations based on my common sense, which is fuck all if I'm honest) I have to admit that you've failed in life if you need to borrow money for anything other than property or perhaps a vehicle. I borrowed some money from my mate for a taxi once to get home after a night out. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 On 11/22/2018 at 5:07 PM, 'eavensabove said: Can somebody explain this nom in easy terms? Ok in simple terms, Neil is a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I borrowed some money from my mate for a taxi once to get home after a night out. Does that count? Yes. It means you're socially inadequate. Kill yourself and leave the taxi money in an envelope addressed to your mate. Unless your mate was white and heterosexual, in which case, fuck him, he's a cunt who has failed to follow trend and be black and gay, which makes him a Nazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Ok in simple terms, Neil is a fucking cunt. Harsh but fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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