Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just as soon as I sober up... That's my fucking brother you're talking about. He got me my job in Husbands of Lagos. So fucking issue an apology right away or start recording my shows on ROK you fucking cunt. * *Sky 329 7.25 weekdays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 35 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Make a prediction or fuck off. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 Do I get any rewards for creating this blinding nomination and thread? Or is it all shit on this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 21 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend Fuck off timewaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: He still hasn't built a time machine and gone back to kill Geoff Hurst's mother No but Garth Crooks is trying to ehh @Decimus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: No but Garth Crooks is trying to ehh @Decimus? I see your brain foreskin can't quite stretch over this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 37 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said: Fuck off timewaster. It pains me greatly that you still breath and are able to soil this great site with your pointless shite devoid of a single scrap of humour. You are obviously the result of crack addicts having sex or possibly an escaped gorilla raping a Down syndrome Roma gypsy. I can only hope that on your monthly outing to buy more pot noddles and alphabety spaghetti, your set upon by a pack a street yobs, beaten half to death then thrown off a bridge into the path of a train. Whilst on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It pains me greatly that you still breath and are able to soil this great site with your pointless shite devoid of a single scrap of humour. You are obviously the result of crack addicts having sex or possibly an escaped gorilla raping a Down syndrome Roma gypsy. I can only hope that on your monthly outing to buy more pot noddles and alphabety spaghetti, your set upon by a pack a street yobs, beaten half to death then thrown off a bridge into the path of a train. Whilst on fire. My cocks bigger than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: pot noddles and alphabety spaghetti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: That's the closest your woman is going to get to being filled up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Kunte Kinte said: That's the closest your woman is going to get to being filled up. There's a very strong possibility that your name will shortly be added to the sex offenders register. unjustifiably, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a very strong possibility that your name will shortly be added to the sex offenders register. unjustifiably, of course. Just added it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's a very strong possibility that your name will shortly be added to the sex offenders register. unjustifiably, of course. I'm guessing he'll make a hitmans death list before a sex offender registry. I would enjoy seeing the cunt be put on a sex crime victim list in dark alley in Hull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Why am I not surprised that KK liked a photo of penis pasta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: He still hasn't built a time machine and gone back to kill Geoff Hurst's mother He will, once he's sobered up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Spaghetti Bollocknaise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: My cocks bigger than yours. Assumes the brain smaller than most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Assumes the brain smaller than most. Most fruit flies, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most fruit flies, yes. I've returned to what appears to be a colossal idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I've returned to what appears to be a colossal idiot. In this case, appearances are not deceptive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 26 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I've returned to what appears to be a colossal idiot. Sometimes things are EXACTLY as they appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In this case, appearances are not deceptive. 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sometimes things are EXACTLY as they appear. Tautologies are not only my favourite grammatical quirks, but also the ones I like best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 Looks more likely than ever, utter fucking shambles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 (edited) May, will be ordering a fried Xmas dinner from Scotland and dining under Vauxhall Bridge... which brings me to suggest that one of you lot should have the heart to check on Pen. She'll be in need of turning over and a blanket bath will be required together with a flask of hot Bovril. After all, this is The Season of goodwill to all men. Edited December 12, 2018 by 'eavensabove Salvation Army Request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 12, 2018 Report Share Posted December 12, 2018 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: May, will be ordering a fried Xmas dinner from Scotland and dining under Vauxhall Bridge... which brings me to suggest that one of you lot should have the heart to check on Pen. She'll be in need of turning over and a blanket bath will be required together with a flask of hot Bovril. After all, this is The Season of goodwill to all men. I'll gladly volunteer; to turn her over towards the gas fire and empty a flask of petrol over her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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