Earl of Punkape Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Quaint said: Nah I meant this Sting. Fuck's sake! Who can look at that image without screaming "Twaaaaaat!" Not me. And now I've been kicked out of Nandos for screaming twat and scaring a pensioner so much that he pissed himelf. Thanks Sting! You fucking inconsiderate cunt. I think you’re Keith Lard so you won’t be lasting here too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks, you've been drinking and hit the wrong button. Did s/he steal your meths? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 20 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: I think you’re Keith Lard so you won’t be lasting here too long. Fuck off you total wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 38 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Why have you copied Witherdscote’s avatar you ridiculous jerking fuckwit. Answer the question. We’ve bigger fish to fry, you faux-aristocrat moron. Albert Dross is peppering the site with pathetic drivel, and now another dunce, Quaint, has joined the fray. Rather than pestering me about my avatar, turn your attention to dealing with these cretins. Failing that, just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Why have you copied Witherdscote’s avatar you ridiculous jerking fuckwit. Answer the question. What makes you the avatar police, slick legging queerboy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 15 hours ago, Quaint said: Nah I meant this Sting. Fuck's sake! Who can look at that image without screaming "Twaaaaaat!" Not me. And now I've been kicked out of Nandos for screaming twat and scaring a pensioner so much that he pissed himelf. Thanks Sting! You fucking inconsiderate cunt. What a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quaint Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: I think you’re Keith Lard so you won’t be lasting here too long. Awww! It's so sweet that you're concerned about me. Thank you Punkrape 😍. You're a nice person and I'll be keeping an eye on you sugartits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 1 minute ago, Quaint said: Awww! It's so sweet that you're concerned about me. Thank you Punkrape 😍. You're a nice person and I'll be keeping an eye on you sugartits. When you wake up in a back alley with a chloroform hangover and a prolapsed arsehole - just remember that you encouraged him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My favourite was Doink the clown My favourite was Chris Benoit 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: My favourite was Chris Benoit 👍 Now there's a proper wrestler. A real family man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Now there's a proper wrestler. A real family man. I bet you cracked a few out watching Luna Vachon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet you cracked a few out watching Luna Vachon? Nah, Chyna was more my style when I wanted to fantasise about my windpipe being strangled by muscular thighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 It's a sad state of affairs for the integrity of this site when fully grown men can freely talk about wrestling without being absolutely fucking destroyed. We're in the end times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a sad state of affairs for the integrity of this site when fully grown men can freely talk about wrestling without being absolutely fucking destroyed. We're in the end times. I thought that you were in Barbados or Jamaica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just now, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I thought that you were in Barbados or Jamaica. Of course I was. I went on Frank's boat, dined with Punkape's finest golden cutlery, and fucked 50 of Ding's cast offs. You naive old cunt. The fact still remains that it's been a week and you're not on the leaderboard and a deal is a deal. Pack your shit up and fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Of course I was. I went on Frank's boat, dined with Punkape's finest golden cutlery, and fucked 50 of Ding's cast offs. You naive old cunt. The fact still remains that it's been a week and you're not on the leaderboard and a deal is a deal. Pack your shit up and fuck off. Great Yarmouth or Cromer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a sad state of affairs for the integrity of this site when fully grown men can freely talk about wrestling without being absolutely fucking destroyed. We're in the end times. Frank is staying at my place over Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Great Yarmouth or Cromer? Aokigahara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Snowy said: Aokigahara Have you got a hacking cough or are you trapped in a forest somewhere with little hope of finding your way out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Have you got a hacking cough or are you trapped in a forest somewhere with little hope of finding your way out? Pen how can I put this.....fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gobbles Magoo Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Paedofiles for the Enlightenment of Trapped Animals came to my house dressed up as furries when we were testing out our onesies last Crimbo with all these mocked-up posters of chipmunks with their back legs splayed and had the cheek to ask for a donation so I gave em one of those little bottles of camping propane right up the chuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: It's a sad state of affairs for the integrity of this site when fully grown men can freely talk about wrestling without being absolutely fucking destroyed. We're in the end times. It's not fucking real - but don't tell them that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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