Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Naming them before charging them was utterly ridiculous - the whole thing is a fucking fiasco. Is there not a way of tracking the controlling signals sent to a drone, like triangulation of a radio signal from a phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is there not a way of tracking the controlling signals sent to a drone, like triangulation of a radio signal from a phone? I’m sure it must be possible as there is continual communication between the drone and the transmitter, especially as the pilot would be relying on a real-time video feed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Just now, Iam Ape said: I’m sure it must be possible as there is continual communication between the drone and the transmitter, especially as the pilot would be relying on a real-time video feed. I watched Eye In The Sky, with Helen Mirren and Alan Rickman the other night. Fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Fuck me, everyone’s a fucking drone expert already...... except the cunts who tell us that the Ruskies and the Chinks are tracking us every minute of the day and made us vote against the beloved EU. Where are GCHQ? Where is James Bond? Surely CSI can help us out? Sherlock Holmes anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Fuck me, everyone’s a fucking drone expert already...... except the cunts who tell us that the Ruskies and the Chinks are tracking us every minute of the day and made us vote against the beloved EU. Where are GCHQ? Where is James Bond? Surely CSI can help us out? Sherlock Holmes anyone? stope droning on Jewdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: stope droning on Jewdy. Have you been at the Eagles Nest Special Reserve Schnapps already, Ratfuhrer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: I’m sure it must be possible as there is continual communication between the drone and the transmitter, especially as the pilot would be relying on a real-time video feed. I could sit 3,500 miles away from Kabul with a tin of Tennents Super in one hand and my dick in the other, and still fire a drone-based Hellfire missile with surgical accuracy straight into an Afghan school or hospital, er, I mean, into a terrorist training camp. In this case, though, I imagine it is indeed some poor local cunt who has finally snapped at the constant roar of aircraft engines. If I was Plod, I'd be looking for someone who lives within a 2-mile corridor of the major flight paths,with a relatively new baby and a previous conviction for ABH against someone wearing a pilot's uniform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: stope droning on Jewdy. 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: stope droning on Jewdy. Fair enough, Jimmy Tarbuck isn’t dead yet but there’s no need to try and extend his legend in advance. You are a continual disappointment to me these days Herr Oberst. Big letters and Spike Milligan wannabe shit don’t cut it with me. You’re fucking losing it old boy. Shalom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If I was Plod, I'd be looking for someone who lives within a 2-mile corridor of the major flight paths,with a relatively new baby and a previous conviction for ABH against someone wearing a pilot's uniform. Elton John? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I could sit 3,500 miles away from Kabul with a tin of Tennents Super in one hand and my dick in the other, and still fire a drone-based Hellfire missile with surgical accuracy straight into an Afghan school or hospital, er, I mean, into a terrorist training camp. In this case, though, I imagine it is indeed some poor local cunt who has finally snapped at the constant roar of aircraft engines. If I was Plod, I'd be looking for someone who lives within a 2-mile corridor of the major flight paths,with a relatively new baby and a previous conviction for ABH against someone wearing a pilot's uniform. According to the latest news the drone was imaginary. >> The 47-year-old man and 54-year-old woman, from Crawley, West Sussex, had been arrested on Friday night. Their release came as Sussex Police said they were relying on eye witnesses and there may have been no "genuine drone activity in the first place". Det Ch Supt Jason Tingley said no footage of a drone had been obtained. He said there was "always a possibility" the reported sightings of drones were mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: According to the latest news the drone was imaginary. >> The 47-year-old man and 54-year-old woman, from Crawley, West Sussex, had been arrested on Friday night. Their release came as Sussex Police said they were relying on eye witnesses and there may have been no "genuine drone activity in the first place". Det Ch Supt Jason Tingley said no footage of a drone had been obtained. He said there was "always a possibility" the reported sightings of drones were mistaken. The poor cunts who had their collars felt by plod were probably reported by a miserable cunt neighbour, who had issues with their helicopter / drone hobbies. Most likely some sad, curtain-twitching wanker like @Earl of Punkape or @Witheredscrote. Just imagine what it’d be like having one of the cretin-combo living next door? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: The poor cunts who had their collars felt by plod were probably reported by a miserable cunt neighbour, who had issues with their helicopter / drone hobbies. Most likely some sad, curtain-twitching wanker like @Earl of Punkape or @Witheredscrote. Just imagine what it’d be like having one of the cretin-combo living next door? O have seen the headline in the mail on sunday showing their photo .. at a guess they will be in for £50k at least for the headline .. TBH I don't think that Punkers ever leaves his bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 32 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: According to the latest news the drone was imaginary. >> The 47-year-old man and 54-year-old woman, from Crawley, West Sussex, had been arrested on Friday night. Their release came as Sussex Police said they were relying on eye witnesses and there may have been no "genuine drone activity in the first place". Det Ch Supt Jason Tingley said no footage of a drone had been obtained. He said there was "always a possibility" the reported sightings of drones were mistaken. So, it was all a figment of some cunt’s imagination. A bit like ghosts, clairvoyants, faith healers, ufos, the Loch Ness monster and FUCKING DEMOCRACY IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY. Stick your “people’s vote” up your fucking arses you fucking Nazi cocksucking CUNTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: So, it was all a figment of some cunt’s imagination. A bit like ghosts, clairvoyants, faith healers, ufos, the Loch Ness monster and FUCKING DEMOCRACY IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY. Stick your “people’s vote” up your fucking arses you fucking Nazi cocksucking CUNTS. Corbyn has said that he would go through with BREXIT .. the Guardian is now calling him a cunt and saying the Labour should be the party of REMAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Corbyn has said that he would go through with BREXIT .. the Guardian is now calling him a cunt and saying the Labour should be the party of REMAIN. Poor old Jezza. In his wildest fantasies he couldn’t ever imagine he would ever be leader of the Labour Party, up against the most useless fucking government in history. However he has the Blairites to the right , who hate his guts, and the pretend Trot Guardianistas to his left who love his scrawny arse. Fortunately they both love the EU, for completely different reasons. Jezz, of course, hates the EU but he would be prepared to sacrifice his principles to get his bony foot in the door. Unfortunately most of his voters hate the Blairites, hate the libtards and hate the EU. Whichever way he turns old Jezza is fucked. So near yet so far. I could almost feel sorry for him. Fuck the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you been at the Eagles Nest Special Reserve Schnapps already, Ratfuhrer? It's Horlicks for me these days Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fair enough, Jimmy Tarbuck isn’t dead yet but there’s no need to try and extend his legend in advance. You are a continual disappointment to me these days Herr Oberst. Big letters and Spike Milligan wannabe shit don’t cut it with me. You’re fucking losing it old boy. Shalom. you and me Jewdith; we're the same sides of different coins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: you and me Jewdith; we're the same sides of different coins You're the shiny side though? Surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Elton John? Nah! He's a Rocket Man. I'll fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the shiny side though? Surely. don't call me Shirley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: don't call me Shirley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 18 hours ago, Iam Ape said: The poor cunts who had their collars felt by plod were probably reported by a miserable cunt neighbour, who had issues with their helicopter / drone hobbies. Most likely some sad, curtain-twitching wanker like @Earl of Punkape or @Witheredscrote. Just imagine what it’d be like having one of the cretin-combo living next door? Ape, wrong tree, barking up of. I don't have neighbours, and not even a house number. What is your address, 379 Deadbeat Street?. lol lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape, wrong tree, barking up of. I don't have neighbours, and not even a house number. What is your address, 379 Deadbeat Street?. lol lol Fuck off. Cardboard boxes usually don't do they? No cunt could stand living next to the geese screaming in the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape, wrong tree, barking up of. I don't have neighbours, and not even a house number. What is your address, 379 Deadbeat Street?. lol lol Fuck off. No, I live on 57, Baked Bean Avenue. I’m suprised you didn’t know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Cardboard boxes usually don't do they? No cunt could stand living next to the geese screaming in the night. You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the geese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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