Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Bisto is a disgusting anhydrous concoction utilised by feckless, lazy working and lower middle classes of our society to provide “gravy” as an accompaniment for roasts. The correct method for gravy utilises the vegetable stocks, meat juices and fats from the cooking processes with the simple addition of a little flour. Skilful blending should be done under gentle heat to produce the desired consistency.A good wanking hand from a vigorous adolescence will aid the melangement. I made an excellent pheasant gravy on Sunday and added some purée des pommes which had been flambéed in Calvados. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bisto is a disgusting anhydrous concoction utilised by feckless, lazy working and lower middle classes of our society to provide “gravy” as an accompaniment for roasts. The correct method for gravy utilises the vegetable stocks, meat juices and fats from the cooking processes with the simple addition of a little flour. Skilful blending should be done under gentle heat to produce the desired consistency.A good wanking hand from a vigorous adolescence will aid the melangement. I made an excellent pheasant gravy on Sunday and added some purée des pommes which had been flambéed in Calvados. Fuck off. More talk about meat juices and flowing gravy from the resident meat juice distributor at the Blue Oyster bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: More talk about meat juices and flowing gravy from the resident meat juice distributor at the Blue Oyster bar. Our first rattled Bisto user. You probably pour it on your breakfast you fucking pleb. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Our first rattled Bisto user. You probably pour it on your breakfast you fucking pleb. lol. Fuck off. The only gravy you know is what you scavenge from a KFC skip, or what you rub out of your scab and lesion crusted cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bisto is a disgusting anhydrous concoction utilised by feckless, lazy working and lower middle classes of our society to provide “gravy” as an accompaniment for roasts. The correct method for gravy utilises the vegetable stocks, meat juices and fats from the cooking processes with the simple addition of a little flour. Skilful blending should be done under gentle heat to produce the desired consistency.A good wanking hand from a vigorous adolescence will aid the melangement. I made an excellent pheasant gravy on Sunday and added some purée des pommes which had been flambéed in Calvados. Fuck off. Arse-gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Well all this jibba jabba about cooking techniques has convinced me you're definitely a raving, shitty starfish stabber. We've got a bit of a he/she on another nom. who cant stop talking about motorbikes and X-box that probably has a bigger cock than you Punky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well all this jibba jabba about cooking techniques has convinced me you're definitely a raving, shitty starfish stabber. We've got a bit of a he/she on another nom. who cant stop talking about motorbikes and X-box that probably has a bigger cock than you Punky. Another affronted Bisto user.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another affronted Bisto user.... lol. Ah @Earl of Punkape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bisto is a disgusting anhydrous concoction utilised by feckless, lazy working and lower middle classes of our society to provide “gravy” as an accompaniment for roasts. The correct method for gravy utilises the vegetable stocks, meat juices and fats from the cooking processes with the simple addition of a little flour. Skilful blending should be done under gentle heat to produce the desired consistency.A good wanking hand from a vigorous adolescence will aid the melangement. I made an excellent pheasant gravy on Sunday and added some purée des pommes which had been flambéed in Calvados. Fuck off. You put spunk in it, didn’t you? Disgusting poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You put spunk in it, didn’t you? Disgusting poof. Do Tesco do an own label gravy powder Ape ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Arse-gravy! You undoubtedly take your own Bisto with you on holiday to the Costa del Cunts. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly take your own Bisto with you on holiday to the Costa del Cunts. lol. You do like it brown don't you? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Just when I think the bottom of the barrel has been scraped to fuck. What's your sage opinion of knorr jelly stock pots, Punkers? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 17 minutes ago, nocti said: Just when I think the bottom of the barrel has been scraped to fuck. What's your sage opinion of knorr jelly stock pots, Punkers? Marco Pierre White is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another affronted Bisto user.... lol. Your little fuckwit minion Pen didn't give you a like, Punky! Does that make you feel like less of a person, knowing the worst of the worst isn't going to rim you for attention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Marco Pierre White is a cunt. First fucking true thing you've ever said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly take your own Bisto with you on holiday to the Costa del Cunts. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bisto is a disgusting anhydrous concoction utilised by feckless, lazy working and lower middle classes of our society to provide “gravy” as an accompaniment for roasts. The correct method for gravy utilises the vegetable stocks, meat juices and fats from the cooking processes with the simple addition of a little flour. Skilful blending should be done under gentle heat to produce the desired consistency.A good wanking hand from a vigorous adolescence will aid the melangement. I made an excellent pheasant gravy on Sunday and added some purée des pommes which had been flambéed in Calvados. Fuck off. Entertaining. Lol. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly take your own Bisto with you on holiday to the Costa del Cunts. lol. Whereas you take your Gentlemans Relish up the arse (Hey, this homophobic abuse schtick is actually great fun isn't it? I mean it's pretty easy stuff to come out with but when the nom is as shit as this one is, then,well, 'if you can't beat 'em - mow them down in a hail of machine gun bullets') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You undoubtedly take your own Bisto with you on holiday to the Costa del Cunts. lol. We here have put a label on you, you filthy old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Marco Pierre White is a cunt. Now, this I can agree with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your little fuckwit minion Pen didn't give you a like, Punky! Does that make you feel like less of a person, knowing the worst of the worst isn't going to rim you for attention? She's already dished them all out to albert and frank, wiz. The cupboard is bare. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, scotty said: She's already dished them all out to albert and frank, wiz. The cupboard is bare. Get back to your patients .. they are all dying to see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Whereas you take your Gentlemans Relish up the arse (Hey, this homophobic abuse schtick is actually great fun isn't it? I mean it's pretty easy stuff to come out with but when the nom is as shit as this one is, then,well, 'if you can't beat 'em - mow them down in a hail of machine gun bullets') No denial of Bisto in Benidorm. Do you take your ferrets with you as well... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No denial of Bisto in Benidorm. Do you take your ferrets with you as well... lol. Reported for hints of ferret deviancy and cornflower abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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