Snowy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Now I've been car sharing with this group of lads to get me to the depot as it's a lot cheaper than driving the car myself and once I've had a few doobies I wouldn't be fit to drive anyway. For the past year I've been stuck in this hell of people not being able to talk the queens in this banged out rover,so snowy decided to ask a few questions one day. How long have you lived here mate I asked ,20 years young tariq says,so at that time my brain was frazzled to fuck,you have to be lower iq than myself or is it that we have so many boundaries in this country that thick cunts like him can go for years without even picking up the lingo. All around Birmingham you will see it closed corners of ethnic groups,but we are supposed to be diverse is a joke,when someone can't even grasp English in 20 years what hope is there. If even the most northern of us can grasp basic ,but non intelligible English then were fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 30 minutes ago, Snowy said: Now I've been car sharing with this group of lads to get me to the depot as it's a lot cheaper than driving the car myself and once I've had a few doobies I wouldn't be fit to drive anyway. For the past year I've been stuck in this hell of people not being able to talk the queens in this banged out rover,so snowy decided to ask a few questions one day. How long have you lived here mate I asked ,20 years young tariq says,so at that time my brain was frazzled to fuck,you have to be lower iq than myself or is it that we have so many boundaries in this country that thick cunts like him can go for years without even picking up the lingo. All around Birmingham you will see it closed corners of ethnic groups,but we are supposed to be diverse is a joke,when someone can't even grasp English in 20 years what hope is there. If even the most northern of us can grasp basic ,but non intelligible English then were fucked. I love you to bits Snowy. But I'm afraid I can only offer you so much in the way of advice.. stop hanging around with pakis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 34 minutes ago, Snowy said: Now I've been car sharing with this group of lads to get me to the depot as it's a lot cheaper than driving the car myself and once I've had a few doobies I wouldn't be fit to drive anyway. For the past year I've been stuck in this hell of people not being able to talk the queens in this banged out rover,so snowy decided to ask a few questions one day. How long have you lived here mate I asked ,20 years young tariq says,so at that time my brain was frazzled to fuck,you have to be lower iq than myself or is it that we have so many boundaries in this country that thick cunts like him can go for years without even picking up the lingo. All around Birmingham you will see it closed corners of ethnic groups,but we are supposed to be diverse is a joke,when someone can't even grasp English in 20 years what hope is there. If even the most northern of us can grasp basic ,but non intelligible English then were fucked. Who wants to talk to Brummies anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 57 minutes ago, Snowy said: Now I've been car sharing with this group of lads to get me to the depot as it's a lot cheaper than driving the car myself and once I've had a few doobies I wouldn't be fit to drive anyway. For the past year I've been stuck in this hell of people not being able to talk the queens in this banged out rover,so snowy decided to ask a few questions one day. How long have you lived here mate I asked ,20 years young tariq says,so at that time my brain was frazzled to fuck,you have to be lower iq than myself or is it that we have so many boundaries in this country that thick cunts like him can go for years without even picking up the lingo. All around Birmingham you will see it closed corners of ethnic groups,but we are supposed to be diverse is a joke,when someone can't even grasp English in 20 years what hope is there. If even the most northern of us can grasp basic ,but non intelligible English then were fucked. A rambling , whinging load of fucking bollocks which displays all the piss poor command of the English language which you are crying about in the first place. Do you support West Bromwich Albion by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 40 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A rambling , whinging load of fucking bollocks which displays all the piss poor command of the English language which you are crying about in the first place. Do you support West Bromwich Albion by any chance? I must admit it was rather hurried,and the lack of donner kebab must have lost my audience,maybe if i edited it and added in a chicken place instead I might be able to get the crowd back. You fat fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 Birmingham City? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 I'm afraid you confirmed the level of their IQ when you said they drive a Rover, and you definitely confirmed they are bunch of brainless fuckwits when you said they work with you at the garbage depot. Have you been pulled by the pigs during your commute with potential terrorists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Do you support West Bromwich Albion by any chance? 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Birmingham City? I'd take either of these over the Villa any day. Unless that was your next guess, Jude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 4 hours ago, nocti said: I'd take either of these over the Villa any day. Unless that was your next guess, Jude. I'm not overly fond of any of the dross from the West Midlands, but Villa would certainly top my list of clubs around there that I'd like to see go out of existence. Ipswich are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 It would seem the PC brigade have arranged things so that every English speaking nation on Earth has to learn the gutteral cunty language of every shit hole everywhere to tell them to kill themselves. Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 I had to sign in on a screen at the quacks last week and after the start page the screen offers a Union Jack with the prompt 'which language would you like to use?' I didn't catch the other flags option but my initial thoughts were "if you can't speak English,either learn or fucking die from your illness you foreign cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 What gets on my tits about most of these "no speak uh Engrish" cunts is that they CAN speak it, they choose to be a cunt and spout their clicks whistles and grunts and be reclusive, anti-social fucktards begging for a fucking kicking, they bawl their eyes out about hate when they get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love you to bits Snowy. But I'm afraid I can only offer you so much in the way of advice.. stop hanging around with pakis Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 It doesn't seem like it's quite time for bed, but suddenly I feel very sleepy. Oh, Frank's back....again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 31 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. A cunning strategy frank. Get rid of all the other members, and you get to be the best on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A cunning strategy frank. Get rid of all the other members, and you get to be the best on here. Well, fourth best after Spotto, Roops and Proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, fourth best after Spotto, Roops and Proper. He wouldn't get any likes out of that lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 17 hours ago, Frank said: Reported. Skinny fat bald Greek cunt . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 16 minutes ago, Snowy said: Skinny fat bald Greek cunt . Imagine if his videos and pictures were scratch'n'sniff enabled. I'd wager that the cunt absolutely fucking stinks, with an aroma somewhere between a bottle of Aramis, Tom Daley's dick, and Michael Barrymore's poolside ashtray. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Imagine if his videos and pictures were scratch'n'sniff enabled. I'd wager that the cunt absolutely fucking stinks, with an aroma somewhere between a bottle of Aramis, Tom Daley's dick, and Michael Barrymore's poolside ashtray. I'd imagine that he thinks joop, whilst being completely outdated and hasn't been worn since the days of young chavs pilling off there nut in some sweaty club is the in thing to hide the odur after upgrading from his Ralph lauren polo,fucking pillow biting poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Snowy said: I'd imagine that he thinks joop, whilst being completely outdated and hasn't been worn since the days of young chavs pilling off there nut in some sweaty club is the in thing to hide the odur after upgrading from his Ralph lauren polo,fucking pillow biting poof. Fucking hell, Joop. Haven't seen an industrial container of that flesh destroying swill in ages. It used to be the go to scent for hopeful job seekers interviewing for low wage paying slow deaths, and the completely worthless heaps of shit who can't be bothered to earn their own fucking way in this world but don't want to smell of piss and festering pressure sores from their refusal to get out of bed and do anything other than shovel food into their gob, bray about the social significance of Jeremy Kyle, and post stupid BBC news links and inane drivel about trains on chat sites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, Joop. Haven't seen an industrial container of that flesh destroying swill in ages. It used to be the go to scent for hopeful job seekers interviewing for low wage paying slow deaths, and the completely worthless heaps of shit who can't be bothered to earn their own fucking way in this world but don't want to smell of piss and festering pressure sores from their refusal to get out of bed and do anything other than shovel food into their gob, bray about the social significance of Jeremy Kyle, and post stupid BBC news links and inane drivel about trains on chat sites. I feel like this is an appropriate moment to add that I want Pen dead. "She's" 66, so hopefully we won't have long to wait. Taking into account AIDS, being beaten to death in a gay bashing incident and killing themselves, the average life expectancy of your typical cock-in-a-frock is 69 (aptly). Failing that, I've bunged Proper a fiver for its IP address. I'm happy to take one for the team and a twenty stretch for the pleasure of caving its stupid fucking skull in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I feel like this is an appropriate moment to add that I want Pen dead. "She's" 66, so hopefully we won't have long to wait. Taking into account AIDS, being beaten to death in a gay bashing incident and killing themselves, the average life expectancy of your typical cock-in-a-frock is 69 (aptly). Failing that, I've bunged Proper a fiver for its IP address. I'm happy to take one for the team and a twenty stretch for the pleasure of caving its stupid fucking skull in. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: I feel like this is an appropriate moment to add that I want Pen dead. "She's" 66, so hopefully we won't have long to wait. Taking into account AIDS, being beaten to death in a gay bashing incident and killing themselves, the average life expectancy of your typical cock-in-a-frock is 69 (aptly). Failing that, I've bunged Proper a fiver for its IP address. I'm happy to take one for the team and a twenty stretch for the pleasure of caving its stupid fucking skull in. Without any definitive proof, I suspect you'll find Pen's IP address is attached to a business WiFi. without any gainful employment and a complete inability to manage his benefits, he recently downgraded his bedsit to a large appliance box between two skip bins. Find the business, then go to the back and bludgeon the cunt with a pipe wrench! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Without any definitive proof, I suspect you'll find Pen's IP address is attached to a business WiFi. without any gainful employment and a complete inability to manage his benefits, he recently downgraded his bedsit to a large appliance box between two skip bins. Find the business, then go to the back and bludgeon the cunt with a pipe wrench! So you like "pipes" don't you wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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