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BREXIT Part XI


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Guest DrCunt
17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

15 minutes in the car for me.

15 minutes to Cwm in a car?

Does the time vary depending on where you're parked e.g. 5 minutes if parked outside a convent?

20 seconds if parked by a field of sheep?

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Guest judgetwi

How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, are we sure the bulb is dead in the first place? Has it been reported in the Guardian and on the BBC? Have we checked the connection between the socket and the bulb? Could there be some dirt between the socket and the bulb and could it have been placed there by racists and homophobes? Has anyone checked the wiring and the integrity of the building itself? Could it be that the working class, and almost certainly Islamophobe and transphobic, tenants haven’t paid the bill to the foreign owned, taxpayer subsidised, energy company?

I’ll tell you what, why don’t we just sit in the dark for a few years and blame it on the cunts who switched the light on in the first place?

I’m sure they’ll own up to their mistake eventually.

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Guest DrCunt
5 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, are we sure the bulb is dead in the first place? Has it been reported in the Guardian and on the BBC? Have we checked the connection between the socket and the bulb? Could there be some dirt between the socket and the bulb and could it have been placed there by racists and homophobes? Has anyone checked the wiring and the integrity of the building itself? Could it be that the working class, and almost certainly Islamophobe and transphobic, tenants haven’t paid the bill to the foreign owned, taxpayer subsidised, energy company?

I’ll tell you what, why don’t we just sit in the dark for a few years and blame it on the cunts who switched the light on in the first place?

I’m sure they’ll own up to their mistake eventually.

One.

Twat.

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3 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, are we sure the bulb is dead in the first place? Has it been reported in the Guardian and on the BBC? Have we checked the connection between the socket and the bulb? Could there be some dirt between the socket and the bulb and could it have been placed there by racists and homophobes? Has anyone checked the wiring and the integrity of the building itself? Could it be that the working class, and almost certainly Islamophobe and transphobic, tenants haven’t paid the bill to the foreign owned, taxpayer subsidised, energy company?

I’ll tell you what, why don’t we just sit in the dark for a few years and blame it on the cunts who switched the light on in the first place?

I’m sure they’ll own up to their mistake eventually.

Yeah but when we, sorry if we, are allowed to leave the eu we won’t be able to buy bulbs cause all the shops will be closed down and there won’t be any electric because the frogs own all the energy companies and the channel tunnel will be closed apparently, unless we give the garlicky cunts all the money we have left and our only imported product will be asylum seeking 45 year old children. But still better than having to listen to all these fucking  cowardly treasonous cunts we call MPs right now.

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1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Yeah but when we, sorry if we, are allowed to leave the eu we won’t be able to buy bulbs cause all the shops will be closed down and there won’t be any electric because the frogs own all the energy companies and the channel tunnel will be closed apparently, unless we give the garlicky cunts all the money we have left and our only imported product will be asylum seeking 45 year old children. But still better than having to listen to all these fucking  cowardly treasonous cunts we call MPs right now.

Outrageous lies KB! The asylum seeking 'children' are generally about 28 years old. 45 is the average length of the 'children's' beards, in centimetres. 45 year old 'children' don't tend to have as much energy for traditional Islamic play activities, such as stabbing, or running into a building holding a detonator.

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19 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, are we sure the bulb is dead in the first place? Has it been reported in the Guardian and on the BBC? Have we checked the connection between the socket and the bulb? Could there be some dirt between the socket and the bulb and could it have been placed there by racists and homophobes? Has anyone checked the wiring and the integrity of the building itself? Could it be that the working class, and almost certainly Islamophobe and transphobic, tenants haven’t paid the bill to the foreign owned, taxpayer subsidised, energy company?

I’ll tell you what, why don’t we just sit in the dark for a few years and blame it on the cunts who switched the light on in the first place?

I’m sure they’ll own up to their mistake eventually.

They wont change it because they'll be too busy fucking moaning about changing it. 

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Guest DrCunt
22 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Dim bulb alert! Dim bulb alert!

You really are a deluded turd. Yes, the UK can survive outside the EU, after all it's the world's 6th largest economy, but to think we'd be better off is a fallacy.

Wanker.

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4 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

You really are a deluded turd. Yes, the UK can survive outside the EU, after all it's the world's 6th largest economy, but to think we'd be better off is a fallacy.

Wanker.

Nobody can be better off outside the top 3% earners.    Real earnings have not risen for working class people in any western country since 1979.  That includes USA.     The fact is big corporates and economy conglomerates like the EU have surpressed wage growth to ensure they stay competitive with the emerging world economies of Chine, India, Brazil, etc.    so to remain competitive and to prevent your fucking jobs being moved to these countries you have to face being paid the same.  Downward pressure on western world wages has therefore been in affect for decades.   This in micro terms is what the EU has done with Eastern European wage competition driving down Western European wages.   In order for Europe to be competitive with China.     All the major German manufacturers shifted production to places like the Czech Republic years ago.   If their other staff demand wage rises above normal they get threatened with moving production.   Jaguar have just opened in the Czech republic for the same tactic.  Fucking cunts.

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Guest Ollyboro
1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, are we sure the bulb is dead in the first place? Has it been reported in the Guardian and on the BBC? Have we checked the connection between the socket and the bulb? Could there be some dirt between the socket and the bulb and could it have been placed there by racists and homophobes? Has anyone checked the wiring and the integrity of the building itself? Could it be that the working class, and almost certainly Islamophobe and transphobic, tenants haven’t paid the bill to the foreign owned, taxpayer subsidised, energy company?

I’ll tell you what, why don’t we just sit in the dark for a few years and blame it on the cunts who switched the light on in the first place?

I’m sure they’ll own up to their mistake eventually.

How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're all too fucking thick to replace a lightbulb. Although 17 million of the deluded cunts would love to smash the still working light bulb up first without any light bulb to replace it with in any case. 

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45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They wont change it because they'll be too busy fucking moaning about changing it. 

Before changing a eurobulb it’s important to check all relevant eu safety, lgbt, anti Islamic, anti Semitic, disability, anti bullying, anti sexism, pro eu, anti British regulations, so it wouldn’t be a quick or easy job and maybe having considered all these unforeseen problems to what at first seemed a simple task, perhaps  a couple of highly trained Eastern Europeans could be found to save the day. Otherwise we might as well just admit defeat and cancel Brexit.

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Guest judgetwi
9 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

How many Brexiteers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're all too fucking thick to replace a lightbulb. Although 17 million of the deluded cunts would love to smash the still working light bulb up first without any light bulb to replace it with in any case. 

6th October 1984 Smoggyboy. Beaten by a blatant off side goal and bricked by a bunch of cowardly northern cunts hiding behind a wall.

Can we play it again Smoggyboy and can we have it off toe to toe?

Fuck off you soft fucking Owen Jones arselicking wanker.

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1 minute ago, judgetwi said:

6th October 1984 Smoggyboy. Beaten by a blatant off side goal and bricked by a bunch of cowardly northern cunts hiding behind a wall.

Can we play it again Smoggyboy and can we have it off toe to toe?

Fuck off you soft fucking Owen Jones arselicking wanker.

Was Olly one of those 'boro 'Frontline' mob then?

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21 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Nobody can be better off outside the top 3% earners.    Real earnings have not risen for working class people in any western country since 1979.  That includes USA.     The fact is big corporates and economy conglomerates like the EU have surpressed wage growth to ensure they stay competitive with the emerging world economies of Chine, India, Brazil, etc.    so to remain competitive and to prevent your fucking jobs being moved to these countries you have to face being paid the same.  Downward pressure on western world wages has therefore been in affect for decades.   This in micro terms is what the EU has done with Eastern European wage competition driving down Western European wages.   In order for Europe to be competitive with China.     All the major German manufacturers shifted production to places like the Czech Republic years ago.   If their other staff demand wage rises above normal they get threatened with moving production.   Jaguar have just opened in the Czech republic for the same tactic.  Fucking cunts.

Have you seen the new Jaguar Fabia?

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Guest Ollyboro
10 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

6th October 1984 Smoggyboy. Beaten by a blatant off side goal and bricked by a bunch of cowardly northern cunts hiding behind a wall.

Can we play it again Smoggyboy and can we have it off toe to toe?

Fuck off you soft fucking Owen Jones arselicking wanker.

Hey, The cunts hiding behind a wall who were flinging bricks at you- Thomas The Fucking Fonz Edison....did the wall they were hiding behind get progressively closer to the ground? I reckon I know where they got the bricks from. Anyhow, Einstein, if somecunt hoys a brick at you, pick it up and throw it back (Sun Tzu).

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I tell you what people, just detach from the whole illusion, it's going to make sane people insane and the insane uncontrollable. Sorry, that's happening already. It's doesn't matter to the majority of people in this cuntry anyway, only the deluded and rose tinted glasses cunts will think it does, leave or stay don't matter a fuck as most people get fucked up the arse by the puppets we call politicians on a daily basis.

Rebellion is the only way...who's in ?

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Guest 'eavensabove
14 hours ago, Fender777 said:

I tell you what people, just detach from the whole illusion, it's going to make sane people insane and the insane uncontrollable. Sorry, that's happening already. It's doesn't matter to the majority of people in this cuntry anyway, only the deluded and rose tinted glasses cunts will think it does, leave or stay don't matter a fuck as most people get fucked up the arse by the puppets we call politicians on a daily basis.

Rebellion is the only way...who's in ?

Yep and absofuckinglutely. In or out, who gives two fucks save for politicians, albeit that I voted out. For what it's worth.  

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14 hours ago, Fender777 said:

I tell you what people, just detach from the whole illusion, it's going to make sane people insane and the insane uncontrollable. Sorry, that's happening already. It's doesn't matter to the majority of people in this cuntry anyway, only the deluded and rose tinted glasses cunts will think it does, leave or stay don't matter a fuck as most people get fucked up the arse by the puppets we call politicians on a daily basis.

Rebellion is the only way...who's in ?

If you are going to rely on the typical Brit, then you might muster about 100 bodies. The rest of the population will have their 'rebellion' in a pub, fucking whinging.   Gilet Jaune  indeed. 

Fuck off.

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