scotty Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 12 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm bigger than God. I've seen his nob Was it circumcised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: No one has "grassed" you up. The no quote altering rule was introduced because such behaviour was once endemic on the forum - sometimes there would be pages of quote altering, none of which was amusing except to the punter doing the altering. If I had let it through then every other chancer who likes to push boundaries would try it on. Quite right. If he is on the door at the Jaywick Social Club tonight, some poor punter is going to get a right kicking. Other chancers indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Get over yourself. You've had a warning, so what, you soppy fucking lightweight. Yeah you're right withers. I should shut the fuck up and take it on the chin, like you did when all your likes were taken away. When did you stop blubbing like a little girl over that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Mrs Roops. I've just noticed I received a warning for this. Considering that I clearly stated what I had done, and apologised to the OP, and that I altered the sentence, 'god bless America' to 'god bless African Americans', why did this warrant a warning for "abusive behaviour'? There was nothing malicious or abusive in what I did. Also, it's common for people to quote parts of other posts with deliberate omissions, is that not also an alteration? @Frank you're an oily little grass. Ours is not to reason why... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah you're right withers. I should shut the fuck up and take it on the chin, like you did when all your likes were taken away. When did you stop blubbing like a little girl over that? In his defence - he is French. Blubbing like little girls is part of the culture. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: In his defence - he is French. Blubbing like little girls is part of the culture. Blubbing like and TO little girls, just before sending up a white flag is Franch culture. Aside from eating shit that would make a vulture top itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: Perhaps, but as God is omnipresent he’s ( patriarchal assumption there) obviously seen yours. I’d keep my mouth shut if I were you Herr Oberst. Shalom You holidaying in the Golan Heights this summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 12 hours ago, scotty said: Was it circumcised? it's one of many drawbacks the old cunt was complaining about. "Jesus Christ!" I shouted. That got him proper vexed Schotto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: it's one of many drawbacks the old cunt was complaining about. "Jesus Christ!" I shouted. That got him proper vexed Schotto I've been doing some in-depth research about you in the last few days Ratty and I've discovered the secret message hidden within the first letters of every post you've made on here. I must say its a very interesting manifesto but I have to ask how you came upon the knowledge that Kim Jong Un is actually Diane Abbott in yellow-face? It all makes so much sense when you know the truth... P.S. The bit about the Welsh doing 9/11 really should be made public knowledge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 On 28/03/2019 at 10:33, scotty said: Was it circumcised? either that, or the cunt had made a tiny sou'wester for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: I've been doing some in-depth research about you in the last few days Ratty and I've discovered the secret message hidden within the first letters of every post you've made on here. I must say its a very interesting manifesto but I have to ask how you came upon the knowledge that Kim Jong Un is actually Diane Abbott in yellow-face? It all makes so much sense when you know the truth... P.S. The bit about the Welsh doing 9/11 really should be made public knowledge. In the words of Moby Dick: "I could have you krilled" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 On 28/03/2019 at 23:13, Roadkill said: The bit about the Welsh doing 9/11 really should be made public knowledge. I think I'm right in saying that spotter has yet to give a credible account of exactly where he was on that fateful day. 🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, scotty said: I think I'm right in saying that spotter has yet to give a credible account of exactly where he was on that fateful day. 🤔 None of them have... They've used our automatic assumption that they were molesting livestock as the perfect shroud to hide their deeds. There were no Welsh in those buildings when they came down, but you can fucking guarantee there was microscopic traces of wool in the debris. They wouldn't have had the motivation to go through with it without one last shag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 31 minutes ago, scotty said: I think I'm right in saying that spotter has yet to give a credible account of exactly where he was on that fateful day. 🤔 He's always struck me as the type to orchestrate the hijack and deliberate crashing of three commercial aircraft. The bastard! I bet the tricky fucker shot Reagan as well. that other cunt was an 'Oswald' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: None of them have... They've used our automatic assumption that they were molesting livestock as the perfect shroud to hide their deeds. There were no Welsh in those buildings when they came down, but you can fucking guarantee there was microscopic traces of wool in the debris. They wouldn't have had the motivation to go through with it without one last shag. 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's always struck me as the type to orchestrate the hijack and deliberate crashing of three commercial aircraft. The bastard! I bet the tricky fucker shot Reagan as well. that other cunt was an 'Oswald' One day, we'll find out what really happened. I reckon there will be a security leek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 On 28/03/2019 at 22:56, ratcum said: You holidaying in the Golan Heights this summer? Come now Herr Oberst. You don’t really expect me to give information away to the enemy surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Come now Herr Oberst. You don’t really expect me to give information away to the enemy surely? Don't call him shirley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: One day, we'll find out what really happened. I reckon there will be a security leek. Security leek? What, an escaped vegetable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 13 hours ago, scotty said: I think I'm right in saying that spotter has yet to give a credible account of exactly where he was on that fateful day. 🤔 Well, it was a beautiful Springtime day, and two English tourists stopped for lunch at Spotto's diner in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch… One of the tourists asked him: "before we place our order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can You pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly" Spotto replied: "Burrr...gurrrr...King" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 On 29 March 2019 at 11:58, ratcum said: In the words of Moby Dick: "I could have you krilled" Moby Dick was a Sperm Whale and therefore a predator of squid, fish and whatever this largest toothed animal that's ever lived, decides to eat. Consider this a warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Moby Dick was a Sperm Whale and therefore a predator of squid, fish and whatever this largest toothed animal that's ever lived, decides to eat. Consider this a warning Yeah, but endometriosis means their cunt could be halfway up their armpit. Women I mean, not whales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Moby Dick was a Sperm Whale and therefore a predator of squid, fish and whatever this largest toothed animal that's ever lived, decides to eat. Consider this a warning 7 hours ago, ratcum said: Yeah, but endometriosis means their cunt could be halfway up their armpit. Women I mean, not whales Get a womb....😒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Moby Dick was a Sperm Whale and therefore a predator of squid, fish and whatever this largest toothed animal that's ever lived, decides to eat. Consider this a warning Consider this a warning Janet Street-Porter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 3 hours ago, scotty said: Get a womb.... What an appropriate comment for Mothering Sunday. Call me an old romantic, but I've still got the Mothers’ Day card little Baws junior made for Mrs Baws at primary school after that first sex education lesson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 On 28/03/2019 at 09:45, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah you're right withers. I should shut the fuck up and take it on the chin, like you did when all your likes were taken away. When did you stop blubbing like a little girl over that? The only thing he has ever taken on the chin are frank's and Punky's bollocks when they're raping his mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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