Guest N/A Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 The God cunt has a lot to answer for, but in particular for inventing Kidney stones. what a fucking cunt it feels like pissing a revolver wrapped in a large sock Apparently Bupa have Eastern European hookers suck them out as part of the service. looking forward to that. God is also a cunt for inventing rhubarb, which in my book spoils a good apple crumble cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Renal Colic is indeed one of the many circles of hell. Ask your BUPA doctor to tell you all about the origins of the Lithotomy position. Given they charge by the word, they will be more than happy. I’d have had you down as a Gallstone man given your documented predilections. Voltarol and a hint of Tamsulosin, by the way. (Both imported from the EU). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 It can't hurt as much as gout Ps God doesn't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Ps God doesn't exist Have you told him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 @Earl of Punkape did you know that God does not exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, The Bishop said: @Earl of Punkape did you know that God does not exist? I do! Its all a big con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: It can't hurt as much as gout Ps God doesn't exist Oh yes he does. He sent his son to save all sinners. Except Frank because he's an unsaveable cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 Is The Beast now a deity of the cloth, performing miracles and curing leprosy? Pen, would do well to send him a PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 07:14, Last Cunt Standing said: Renal Colic is indeed one of the many circles of hell. Ask your BUPA doctor to tell you all about the origins of the Lithotomy position. Given they charge by the word, they will be more than happy. I’d have had you down as a Gallstone man given your documented predilections. Voltarol and a hint of Tamsulosin, by the way. (Both imported from the EU). And if we don’t import them lots of factories in The EU will close. Clever cunt. do you think Lithuania are going to take our place and take up the slack? get fucking real buy the way ALL imports from the EU were suspended 1939 to 45. We got by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 That fucking God chap is beginning to really piss me off now. Hes taken the finest musician ever to grace these isles. Mark Hollis RIP Every child should have to study his work in depth as part of the school curriculum. God is a proper cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 Just now, Monumental cunt said: That fucking God chap is beginning to really piss me off now. Hes taken the finest musician ever to grace these isles. Mark Hollis RIP Every child should have to study his work in depth as part of the school curriculum. God is a proper cunt. Is this a cunning ploy to get into Gyppos bloomers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is this a cunning ploy to get into Gyppos bloomers? Is she a fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Is she a fan? She's done her own thread about him, a couple of days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's done her own thread about him, a couple of days ago. Really, he died today!!! is she really a Gypsy psychic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Really, he died today!!! is she really a Gypsy psychic? Yep. She also predicted that the world would not end yesterday, but it will do tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 33 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Really, he died today!!! is she really a Gypsy psychic? Yep, she announced his death on cunts corner at 7: 30pm on Monday. She is either, as you say, a gypsy psychic, or one of the staff on duty at the hospital where he was dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep, she announced his death on cunts corner at 7: 30pm on Monday. She is either, as you say, a gypsy psychic, or one of the staff on duty at the hospital where he was dying. Or, she's been learning from Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: And if we don’t import them lots of factories in The EU will close. Clever cunt. do you think Lithuania are going to take our place and take up the slack? get fucking real buy the way ALL imports from the EU were suspended 1939 to 45. We got by Hurrah then. Lard sandwiches all round then it’s your turn to do the ARP fire watch. Fucking pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: That fucking God chap is beginning to really piss me off now. Hes taken the finest musician ever to grace these isles. Mark Hollis RIP Every child should have to study his work in depth as part of the school curriculum. God is a proper cunt. The original nom doesn't seem to have much in the way of the leg dept, so God knows why you created "Part II". I've merged the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 On 23/02/2019 at 07:14, Last Cunt Standing said: Renal Colic is indeed one of the many circles of hell. Ask your BUPA doctor to tell you all about the origins of the Lithotomy position. Given they charge by the word, they will be more than happy. I’d have had you down as a Gallstone man given your documented predilections. Voltarol and a hint of Tamsulosin, by the way. (Both imported from the EU). Doc, you forgot to tell him the voltarol/diclofenac is administered up the fucking bumhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Or, she's been learning from Scotty. Shhh. Trade secret. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep, she announced his death on cunts corner at 7: 30pm on Monday. She is either, as you say, a gypsy psychic, or one of the staff on duty at the hospital where he was dying. Will the latest New Scientist weekly be at WH Smiths today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 1 minute ago, The Bishop said: Will the latest New Scientist weekly be at WH Smiths today? Save yourself a few quid and just read one from last year. It's all exactly the fucking same every single issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Will the latest New Scientist weekly be at WH Smiths today? Old Moore's Almanspack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Save yourself a few quid and just read one from last year. It's all exactly the fucking same every single issue. Do you read that NEXUS mag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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