King Billy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Finally, the blick South African man beast has lost its appeal to be able to race against females. As expected all the usual bunch of weirdos and attention seekers have interjected with their ‘outrage/shock/I haven’t got a fucking clue but I’ll say anything to be on the news, wailing about how unfair to poor little Castor the whole conspiracy against ‘her’ has been. What about the poor genuine females that only ever see ‘her’ huge man arse crossing the finish line way out front in the distance. This cunt has more testosterone pumping from ‘her’ huge hairy bollocks than Yogi fuckin Bear. Just as well ‘she’ happens to be a Lezzo too. Lt. Columbo wouldn’t have let this cunt off the hook without further inquiries. “Just one more thing Mr. Semenya I just need to have a quick look down the front of your underpants and I’ll be on my way.” But seriously though. I wouldn’t fuck ‘her’ even if I was a lesbian, or a man, or a woman. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, King Billy said: Finally, the blick South African man beast has lost its appeal to be able to race against females. As expected all the usual bunch of weirdos and attention seekers have interjected with their ‘outrage/shock/I haven’t got a fucking clue but I’ll say anything to be on the news, wailing about how unfair to poor little Castor the whole conspiracy against ‘her’ has been. What about the poor genuine females that only ever see ‘her’ huge man arse crossing the finish line way out front in the distance. This cunt has more testosterone pumping from ‘her’ huge hairy bollocks than Yogi fuckin Bear. Just as well ‘she’ happens to be a Lezzo too. Lt. Columbo wouldn’t have let this cunt off the hook without further inquiries. “Just one more thing Mr. Semenya I just need to have a quick look down the front of your underpants and I’ll be on my way.” But seriously though. I wouldn’t fuck ‘her’ even if I was a lesbian, or a man, or a woman. Neither would I. And I'm an extreme sports lesbian. Edited May 2, 2019 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I reckon the NBA or MMA cage fighting are possible career moves...playing footie is too easy and obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I reckon the NBA or MMA cage fighting are possible career moves...playing footie is too easy and obvious. ‘She’s’ got size 16 feet. Unusual for a female, or a man. ‘She’ would find it difficult to find football boots to fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I reckon the NBA or MMA cage fighting are possible career moves...playing footie is too easy and obvious. NBA :No bollocks allowed MMA : Massive man appendage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Castleford Tigers could give her a few games. Bunch of fucking fairies they've been this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: NBA :No bollocks allowed MMA : Massive man appendage BBC: Big Bollocks Castor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: BBC: Big Bollocks Castor ITV : It’s transvestite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Punkape has probably tracked the beast/s lair and is on his way to offer "comfort and support." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punkape has probably tracked the beast/s lair and is on his way to offer "comfort and support." He’s most likely got Oscars blades on his spindles for a quick getaway. The only thing he offers is anal carnage and oral fulfilment. He doesn’t bring much to the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 5 hours ago, King Billy said: But seriously though. I wouldn’t fuck ‘her’ even if I was ..... a man, Finally, somebody's typed something believable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 I'd fuck him 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: I'd fuck him You'd fuck a frog if you could stop it hopping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You'd fuck a frog if you could stop it hopping Or a mouse if Vaseline was available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Who next for your jealous jibes? Mrs Obama? Steph McGovern? Claire Baliding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 42 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Who next for your jealous jibes? Mrs Obama? Steph McGovern? Claire Baliding? Ruby Wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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