Major Cunt Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: He isn't threatening to you, you could kick his fucking tooth out! Haji, his paki manservant and in the country illegally, i terrified of the gangling fucking prick, because he is marked for death as a poof back in his homeland. Frank or Haji? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Frank or Haji? Haji. Frank is marked every where he goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Haji. Frank is marked every where he goes. Thanks for clearing that up Wizz though Frank has the look of an Albanian goat herder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: Thanks for clearing that up Wizz though Frank has the look of an Albanian goat herder. The goat herder uses more discretion when fucking live animals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 I’m sorry but I just can’t accept that you can kill a British citizen just because he is wearing a balaclava, wielding a screwdriver and breaks into your house, What the fuck is happening to civil rights in this country? It’s coming to something when an innocent pikey can’t go about his normal business. I’d love to discuss this further but I have to catch up on “Game of Thrones”. It’s fucking brill innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: I’m sorry but I just can’t accept that you can kill a British citizen just because he is wearing a balaclava, wielding a screwdriver and breaks into your house, What the fuck is happening to civil rights in this country? It’s coming to something when an innocent pikey can’t go about his normal business. You should have been the judge in the Tony Martin case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 16 minutes ago, scotty said: You should have been the judge in the Tony Martin case. I don't agree with what Tony Martin did. He should have levelled the shotgun 20 inches higher for the second one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Ape said: You total fucking wanker. Seriously, this is an absolutely cringeworthy post. Ape. Your current MO seems to be to provide critique to every other posters comments without producing any original rapport yourself. Up your game Sonny or fuck off. Edited May 3, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox Beanz Meanz Apes a fucking idiot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ape. Your current MO seems to be to provide critique to every other posters comments without producing any original rapport yourself. Up your game Sonny or fuck off. Not every other posters comments, just a select bunch of total idiots. If you think the drivel you post passes for “original rapport” then you’re even more of a fucking idiot than I ever believed possible. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Have not been able to find out what happened to his sidekick Billy Jeeves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 14 hours ago, Neil said: Too fucking right,If anyone is in your house to rob you it is OK to stab the cunt to death.The question arises 'Why does it need a court to rule it as lawfull?'.An Englishmans home is his castle and if some feckless fucking toerag is out to pillage it then a steely blade through the solar plexus is recommended. It was a fucking accident .. the thick cunt ran into a kitchen knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 34 minutes ago, The Guard said: Have not been able to find out what happened to his sidekick Billy Jeeves. Literally the first match on a Google search for "Billy Jeeves", you stupid fucking BBC cut & paste cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45837000 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Yep I read that,If he'd have escaped and ran in to the road as I was driving past I'm sure he'd have tried to jump under my car too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Literally the first match on a Google search for "Billy Jeeves", you stupid fucking BBC cut & paste cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45837000 I do not have an "artistic" search function on my PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't agree with what Tony Martin did. He should have levelled the shotgun 20 inches higher for the second one. "It was a warning shot through the head. Your Honour." 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Literally the first match on a Google search for "Billy Jeeves", you stupid fucking BBC cut & paste cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45837000 Billy Jeeves strikes me as being more Oxford don than Orpington Pikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 hours ago, The Guard said: Have not been able to find out what happened to his sidekick Billy Jeeves. 'Come back to the hive of crime, Billy Jeeves, Billy Jeeves.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 4 hours ago, scotty said: "It was a warning shot through the head. Your Honour." 😁 Tony Martin should have received a knighthood for tireless community work or pest control. He set a precedent for shooting a thieving Pikey cunt being almost acceptable in a court of law. He probably would have got away with it, had he not decided to shoot one in the back. Pikeys are a cancer on society if they like to travel so much, then why the fuck do councils constantly have to get court orders to move them on. To quote Gorgeous George in Snatch "you bastard, I fucking hate Pikies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 18 hours ago, Decimus said: He's like his name sake and fellow homosexual, Frankie Howerd. FH spent his last years performing in student union clubs, thinking that he was on the verge of a huge comeback due to his self-perceived popularity with the youth of the day. Like our own Frank, he was totally unaware that the genuine laughs had stopped years before and that he'd become a sad parody of his former self. At best a faded figure of eccentricity and no more than a novelty act. Frank, to complete the faggot references, as Larry Grayson used to say, "shut that door" and don't let it hit your bony fucking arse on the way out. Idiot. Disagree. I'd much rather said door be repeatedly slammed against his stupid fucking head as his scrawny AIDS riddled body lies convulsing on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 7 hours ago, Ape said: Not every other posters comments, just a select bunch of total idiots. If you think the drivel you post passes for “original rapport” then you’re even more of a fucking idiot than I ever believed possible. Fuck off. Conversing with a man who's daily highlight is staggering down to bargain booze, before its opened, for more cider and kestrel super is about as original as it gets with old drew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Come back to the hive of crime, Billy Jeeves, Billy Jeeves.' There's something wired wrong in your head, you know that, right? Not as wrong as Ratty, mind you, but still... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Conversing with a man who's daily highlight is staggering down to bargain booze, before its opened, for more cider and kestrel super is about as original as it gets with old drew Indeed. The drunken cunt will never appreciate the the irony of his post. He’s probably sat in a ‘Spoons somewhere gloating over the remaining 87% charge he has left on his Nokia, despite having last charged in on Monday night. “I’ll show you thieving cunts how to properly power-manage a phone”, he mutters to himself, before downing pint 6 of the afternoon session. Fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There's something wired wrong in your head, you know that, right? Not as wrong as Ratty, mind you, but still... Of course I know. I live in this head. That Ratcum is proper fucked up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Conversing with a man who's daily highlight is staggering down to bargain booze, before its opened, for more cider and kestrel super is about as original as it gets with old drew Do they still make Kestrel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do they still make Kestrel? Don't be so coy Gipper's your recycling bin tells another story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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