Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 (edited) Pen is it true you were at the Stonewall Inn, in Greenwich village when it was raided in the 1960's? My informant tells me you took a police truncheon to the head, while receiving a black truncheon to the rear. Allegedly the latter was provided by a Shaft lookalike, dressed as the biker from the village people. Is it true it took 15 blows, before your sphincter freed him? It certainly explains your mental state and probable aneurysm, resulting in constant drivel, accompanied by poor motor neurone skills. Edited June 27, 2019 by Major Cunt Drivel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Fucking hell the site is full of smackheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Pen is it true you were at the Stonewall Inn, in Greenwich village when it was raided in the 1960's? My informant tells me you took a police truncheon to the head, while receiving a black truncheon to the rear. Allegedly the latter was provided by a Shaft lookalike, dressed as the biker from the village people. Is it true it took 15 blows, before your sphincter freed him? It certainly explains your mental state and probable aneurysm, resulting in constant drivel, accompanied by poor motor neurone skills. An entirely feasible scenario. However, I think it much more likely that Pen was mid-coitus with its swollen bell end locked in the rear end of some poor drug addled unfortunate. It's diarrhoea has deteriorated to new lows this week. It couldn't be clearer that it's approaching breaking point. Despite its proven endurance, nothing lasts forever and I'm hoping this signals that the end is nigh. Many of the regulars have blocked it and far more regularly express their disdain for it. What sort of pathetic creature, other than a shitehawk troll, would persist in spewing forth such crap in an arena where it is so despised and daily kicked into a bloody pulp. Its only support comes from those that are flying almost as close to the bottom of the barrel that are benefitting from a mutual reach-around to prolong their own forlorn existence. With any luck one of its desperate customers will soon plant a claw hammer in the back of its cranium and leave it to slowly expire after being duped into believing it's female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: An entirely feasible scenario. However, I think it much more likely that Pen was mid-coitus with its swollen bell end locked in the rear end of some poor drug addled unfortunate. It's diarrhoea has deteriorated to new lows this week. It couldn't be clearer that it's approaching breaking point. Despite its proven endurance, nothing lasts forever and I'm hoping this signals that the end is nigh. Many of the regulars have blocked it and far more regularly express their disdain for it. What sort of pathetic creature, other than a shitehawk troll, would persist in spewing forth such crap in an arena where it is so despised and daily kicked into a bloody pulp. Its only support comes from those that are flying almost as close to the bottom of the barrel that are benefitting from a mutual reach-around to prolong their own forlorn existence. With any luck one of its desperate customers will soon plant a claw hammer in the back of its cranium and leave it to slowly expire after being duped into believing it's female. Your posts are becoming embarrassing... Fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: An entirely feasible scenario. However, I think it much more likely that Pen was mid-coitus with its swollen bell end locked in the rear end of some poor drug addled unfortunate. It's diarrhoea has deteriorated to new lows this week. It couldn't be clearer that it's approaching breaking point. Despite its proven endurance, nothing lasts forever and I'm hoping this signals that the end is nigh. Many of the regulars have blocked it and far more regularly express their disdain for it. What sort of pathetic creature, other than a shitehawk troll, would persist in spewing forth such crap in an arena where it is so despised and daily kicked into a bloody pulp. Its only support comes from those that are flying almost as close to the bottom of the barrel that are benefitting from a mutual reach-around to prolong their own forlorn existence. With any luck one of its desperate customers will soon plant a claw hammer in the back of its cranium and leave it to slowly expire after being duped into believing it's female. Great synopsis there Doc I'm gonna concur. I have joined the brigade of enlightened regulars by blocking the cunt. It's certainly true that the last week has seen a surge of utter shite spewed from it, thankfully though I now have a choice as to whether to view it. Unfortunately the corner is resembling the British political climate of the 1930's, there's a lot of fucking Neville Chamberlain's on here at the moment, appeasement unfortunately is alive and well here. Nice to see you still cunting Doc Fuck off Judge you monosyllabic mobility scooter owning, isacunt fat cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your posts are becoming embarrassing... Fuck off How was your trip to Sierra Leone Punkers? Did Benson's wood live up to expectations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: How was your trip to Sierra Leone Punkers? Did Benson's wood live up to expectations? I’m golfing in Surrey. You lump of dogshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m golfing in Surrey. You lump of dogshit. Naturally and I'm lying on a beach in Barbados with Jessica Alba, with my tongue in her starfish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Naturally and I'm lying on a beach in Barbados with Jessica Alba, with my tongue in her starfish! That’s one fuck of a coincidence, I’m in a hot tub in Jamaica and Rachel Riley is currently polishing my bellend with her tongue. Perhaps we could meet up for a double date in Antigua at the weekend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m golfing in Surrey. You lump of dogshit. You’ve spelled slurry wrong. You must have a small insect sized brain. Fuck off too lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That’s one fuck of a coincidence, I’m in a hot tub in Jamaica and Rachel Riley is currently polishing my bellend with her tongue. Perhaps we could meet up for a double date in Antigua at the weekend? Absolutely Baws. I'll get my captain to set course for Antigua Friday night, or you could pop over to Barbados in your lear jet, maybe hit the casino that evening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: You must have a small insect sized brain. “Give me insect eyes, insect brain, give me insect sex, I’ll be happy again.” Oh TV Smith, you underrated genius, you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Absolutely Baws. I'll get my captain to set course for Antigua Friday night, or you could pop over to Barbados in your lear jet, maybe hit the casino that evening! Sounds like a plan! Shall I invite George and Amal? They’re boring as fuck, but they do like to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sounds like a plan! Shall I invite George and Amal? They’re boring as fuck, but they do like to watch. Not if they need me to explain polymorphism to them in relation to objects in OOP, otherwise it's a yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That’s one fuck of a coincidence, I’m in a hot tub in Jamaica and Rachel Riley is currently polishing my bellend with her tongue. Perhaps we could meet up for a double date in Antigua at the weekend? I'm in a launderette, with Irene Handl. It's all gone a bit 'Rimmerworld', fantasy wise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm in a launderette, with Irene Handl. It's all gone a bit 'Rimmerworld', fantasy wise. For the love of Ada, what are you doing there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Minge Lane, Upton on Severn, Worcestershire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: “Give me insect eyes, insect brain, give me insect sex, I’ll be happy again.” Oh TV Smith, you underrated genius, you. We're out on a limb Should we let the newboys in We think they can do no harm Let's humour them... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm in a launderette, with Irene Handl. It's all gone a bit 'Rimmerworld', fantasy wise. I wouldn't have minded changing places with Steve Jones when Irene had to caution him for inappropriate behaviour in that cinema. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 58 minutes ago, scotty said: We're out on a limb Should we let the newboys in We think they can do no harm Let's humour them... A guitar part that even I can play! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm in a launderette, with Irene Handl. It's all gone a bit 'Rimmerworld', fantasy wise. Count yourself lucky. Punkape's in the back room of an adult bookstore, buried up to the hilt (i.e. 2cm) in the thawing corpse of Bella Emberg. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Count yourself lucky. Punkape's in the back room of an adult bookstore, buried up to the hilt (i.e. 2cm) in the thawing corpse of Bella Emberg. If she was wearing the Blunderwoman costume, it wouldn't be too bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: For the love of Ada, what are you doing there? It's low self esteem on my part I'm afraid Albert. I also have a recurring dream where I don't win the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's low self esteem on my part I'm afraid Albert. I also have a recurring dream where I don't win the lottery. I had a dream last night. I was driving a big Fiat around and each time I parked up and left it when I came back something like a wing or bonnet lid had gone missing. In the end all I had left were the four wheels and tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I had a dream last night. I was driving a big Fiat around and each time I parked up and left it when I came back something like a wing or bonnet lid had gone missing. In the end all I had left were the four wheels and tyres. The speed those Fiats rusted away at, it could have actually happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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