Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2021 Report Share Posted July 28, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Very, very good. The 1988 annual was better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 29, 2021 Report Share Posted July 29, 2021 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The 1988 annual was better. I always thought Matt suited a facefull of dried spunk much better than Luke, but I’m sure many fans at the time thought the exact opposite. Swings and roundabouts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2021 Report Share Posted August 1, 2021 Am I correct in thinking that Charlotte Worthington fell off her bike and got a gold medal for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 On 27/07/2021 at 03:54, Dyslexic cnut said: In the snatch? She was apparently let down by her snatch. Transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard makes Olympic history but fails to record a successful lift in the women's +87kg weightlifting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 Just now, scotty said: She was apparently let down by her snatch. Transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard makes Olympic history but fails to record a successful lift in the women's +87kg weightlifting. Honestly still quite impressive even if that is slightly beyond the maximum lifting capacity for the thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 3 hours ago, scotty said: She was apparently let down by her snatch. Transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard makes Olympic history but fails to record a successful lift in the women's +87kg weightlifting. ‘Big Mama Hubbard’ sat in the cupboard, hacking away at ‘her’ cock. She finally chopped through it, but who would’ve knew it? ’Her’ nuts were too big for the block. Here all week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Big Mama Hubbard’ sat in the cupboard, hacking away at ‘her’ cock. She finally chopped through it, but who would’ve knew it? ’Her’ nuts were too big for the block. Here all week. For that alone Billy, I hereby nominate you for the position of Poet Laureate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 minute ago, scotty said: For that alone Billy, I hereby nominate you for the position of Poet Laureate. Wordsworth was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 Apparently this little mincing cum receptacle was seen knitting whilst watching poolside. Where's Michael Barrymore when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Apparently this little mincing cum receptacle was seen knitting whilst watching poolside. Where's Michael Barrymore when you need him? What a way to go, face down in Barrymore's pool with an ashtray up your arse. I'm surprised Lubbock's father keeps banging on about it, if my boy went out that way I certainly wouldn't be bringing it up every five fucking minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Apparently this little mincing cum receptacle was seen knitting whilst watching poolside. Where's Michael Barrymore when you need him? I can’t imagine the Ancient Greeks who founded the Olympic Games would be over the moon with the 21st century poof fest it’s evolved into. Mind you they were pioneers of the arsefucking thing to be fair, so it’s probably going exactly as the greasy olive munching benders planned. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: but who would’ve knew it? I've grudgingly given you a "like" but don't let this^ happen again! (Personally, I'd have gone with a "blew it" line, for the sake of grammatical integrity.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I can’t imagine the Ancient Greeks who founded the Olympic Games would be over the moon with the 21st century poof fest it’s evolved into. Mind you they were pioneers of the arsefucking thing to be fair, so it’s probably going exactly as the greasy olive munching benders planned. I don't think we're actually allowed to say "Olympic" any more, let alone make jokes about "rings" as this contravenes the amateur Corinthian principles insisted upon by the likes of McDonalds and Coke as part of their exclusive sponsorship arrangements. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I don't think we're actually allowed to say "Olympic" any more, let alone make jokes about "rings" as this contravenes the amateur Corinthian principles insisted upon by the likes of McDonalds and Coke as part of their exclusive sponsorship arrangements. What about the rings of Audi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2021 Report Share Posted August 2, 2021 58 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've grudgingly given you a "like" but don't let this^ happen again! (Personally, I'd have gone with a "blew it" line, for the sake of grammatical integrity.) Noted. Shakespeare had his critics though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 20 hours ago, scotty said: She was apparently let down by her snatch. Transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard makes Olympic history but fails to record a successful lift in the women's +87kg weightlifting. Its a shame really, she worked a bollocks off for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 5 hours ago, Neil said: Its a shame really, she worked a bollocks off for nothing. Here all week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 7, 2021 Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 On 07/08/2021 at 11:56, Clavo Cruz said: I like this sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 On 07/08/2021 at 11:56, Clavo Cruz said: Wide receiver pose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 On 02/08/2021 at 14:45, scotty said: She was apparently let down by her snatch. Transgender athlete Laurel Hubbard makes Olympic history but fails to record a successful lift in the women's +87kg weightlifting. 'I am a Laaaay-dee, I like to lift little laaay-dees weights' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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