Jiggerycock Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 "The arm drops blocking out the left side and therefore the third testricle doesn't come through smoothly meaning the orb drops to the incisor. She needs a bigger 'plant' ensuring torsional rigidity through the core...focus! focus! I AM a Dalek....and the generation of greater torque (through my arse)". Steve Backley! Tony Minichello! All of these 'talking half an inch of meaning into thirty yards of noise' shitehawks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 ....the third testricle?...I'm sure Fatima Whitbread only had two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "The arm drops blocking out the left side and therefore the third testricle doesn't come through smoothly meaning the orb drops to the incisor. She needs a bigger 'plant' ensuring torsional rigidity through the core...focus! focus! I AM a Dalek....and the generation of greater torque (through my arse)". Steve Backley! Tony Minichello! All of these 'talking half an inch of meaning into thirty yards of noise' shitehawks! Agreed. That Minichello twat takes the biscuit. He only gets the gig because he was lucky enough to coach one of the most talented, albeit fucking dull, athletes of our generation. On another note, I'm also not a happy pecker regarding the shrieking split arses that ITV and BBC are obliged to employ for the RWC or the "expert summarisers" to state the bleeding fucking obvious about the game they played at a less than village pub level. I'm sure likes of Dallaglio, O'driscoll and even the AIDS poofy one hang and every useless bit of info they spew out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Tony Minichello! What an utter fucking lucky one-trick pony this cunt is. Why do cunts like this always have a self-promoting website where they tout themselves out as some kind of corporate motivational geniuses? My advice, which I’ll give you for nothing, is never to take advice from any cunt called “Toni”. https://toniminichiello.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 Or fucking "Howard"... http://www.howardbrown.uk.com/about.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: What an utter fucking lucky one-trick pony this cunt is. Why do cunts like this always have a self-promoting website where they tout themselves out as some kind of corporate motivational geniuses? My advice, which I’ll give you for nothing, is never to take advice from any cunt called “Toni”. So this is where you learned your trade? https://toniminichiello.com/business/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What an utter fucking lucky one-trick pony this cunt is. Why do cunts like this always have a self-promoting website where they tout themselves out as some kind of corporate motivational geniuses? My advice, which I’ll give you for nothing, is never to take advice from any cunt called “Toni”. https://toniminichiello.com/ "Taking advice from someone called 'Toni' is very much like making love to a beautiful woman......." (Copywrite The Fast Show c. 2001) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "The arm drops blocking out the left side and therefore the third testricle doesn't come through smoothly meaning the orb drops to the incisor. She needs a bigger 'plant' ensuring torsional rigidity through the core...focus! focus! I AM a Dalek....and the generation of greater torque (through my arse)". Steve Backley! Tony Minichello! All of these 'talking half an inch of meaning into thirty yards of noise' shitehawks! Pile of shit. Absolutely terrible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 27 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "Taking advice from someone called 'Toni' is very much like making love to a beautiful woman......." (Copywrite The Fast Show c. 2001) "Well, I don't know Swiss, you don't see Dickie Attenborough directing adverts for Lidl." "Lidl?" "You know, it's like a supermarket for pikeys" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Well, I don't know Swiss, you don't see Dickie Attenborough directing adverts for Lidl." "Lidl?" "You know, it's like a supermarket for pikeys" Punkape can usually be found sleeping outside one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "The arm drops blocking out the left side and therefore the third testricle doesn't come through smoothly meaning the orb drops to the incisor. She needs a bigger 'plant' ensuring torsional rigidity through the core...focus! focus! I AM a Dalek....and the generation of greater torque (through my arse)". Steve Backley! Tony Minichello! All of these 'talking half an inch of meaning into thirty yards of noise' shitehawks! Never heard of him. Sounds like a singer in an Italian restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Pile of shit. Absolutely terrible ...and with a slightly different point of view, CC's own man on the field....WIthers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Pile of shit. Absolutely terrible Bit niche? Bit outre? Bit lacking in granularity? Not quite tickling the synapses or frottering the mucous membranes of the self-styled 'Hard Man of Cunts Corner'? I have a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Bit niche? Bit outre? Bit lacking in granularity? Not quite tickling the synapses or frottering the mucous membranes of the self-styled 'Hard Man of Cunts Corner'? I have a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder. Are you drunk? That's withers you're addressing. The only thing he hits is the big orange button, marked 'NURSE'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Bit niche? Bit outre? Bit lacking in granularity? Not quite tickling the synapses or frottering the mucous membranes of the self-styled 'Hard Man of Cunts Corner'? I have a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder. You've never made me laugh. Even Frank managed that, when he told me he had cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: You've never made me laugh. Even Frank managed that, when he told me he had cancer. Laugh? Oh is THAT what this is all about? I thought it was just a bunch of gobshites yammering into the void 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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