White Cunt Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 I just glanced at the latest beebs update and it looks like the last few of Noah’s Arc container loads are going to make it back to Britain. It would be interesting to find out how many expired en route, as judging from the photos the numbers must have been substantially higher than average. Chips, Daily Mail and Stella rationing for a day or two hits hard where your average tusker is concerned, and not every one will live to tell the tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Last time I watched the BBC - I was raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Pete said: Last time I watched the BBC - I was raped. Rubbish. Look how you were dressed, you were bloody well begging for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 41 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rubbish. Look how you were dressed, you were bloody well begging for it! No bloody way. But the bastards ripped my stockings as well , and soiled my minidress. I don’t pay a licence fee to be molested in the dark alley behind my house - and covered in ejaculate. Next time I plan a night out - I’m watching I TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 What's this about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's this about? Raping fat Daily Mail-reading unicorns....I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 10 hours ago, Pete said: No bloody way. But the bastards ripped my stockings as well , and soiled my minidress. I don’t pay a licence fee to be molested in the dark alley behind my house - and covered in ejaculate. Next time I plan a night out - I’m watching I TV. You just described Punky's nightly escapades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 42 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You just described Punky's nightly escapades. Perhaps a case of “Miss Taken” Identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's this about? I'm glad it's not just me that hasn't got a fucking clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's this about? If you had paid attention, Pete is divulging his trauma of being raped, and I am mocking it! Do keep up, won't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm glad it's not just me that hasn't got a fucking clue. Some tuskers and chavy sorts one their way back to blighty? @White Cunt please enlighten us you colossal fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm glad it's not just me that hasn't got a fucking 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If you had paid attention, Pete is divulging his trauma of being raped, and I am mocking it! Do keep up, won't you? What he said. Apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm glad it's not just me that hasn't got a fucking clue. Apparently he was raped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently he was raped. The video of the whole sordid event can be purchased. Just send me your bank details, I will upload the file for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 48 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Some tuskers and chavy sorts one their way back to blighty? @White Cunt please enlighten us you colossal fuckwit Thomas Crook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Year ending financial accounts? Don't just book them Thomas cooks them. I think they're being flambed this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Some tuskers and chavy sorts one their way back to blighty? @White Cunt please enlighten us you colossal fuckwit Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You just described Punky's nightly escapades. More likely one of your gay dogging sessions at Kings Cross... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: More likely one of your gay dogging sessions at Kings Cross... How is it you're so familiar on the most popular gay dogging areas? Don't bother answering, it's a rhetorical question, you disgraceful fucking poof! Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How is it you're so familiar on the most popular gay dogging areas? Don't bother answering, it's a rhetorical question, you disgraceful fucking poof! Fuck off LOL You certainly live the lifestyle, always revelling in explaining the sordid details.Kings Cross is well in your orbit as well as more disturbing and illegal activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You certainly live the lifestyle, always revelling in explaining the sordid details.Kings Cross is well in your orbit as well as more disturbing and illegal activities. Answer the question! How is it that you are so familiar with the most popular gay dogging areas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You certainly live the lifestyle, always revelling in explaining the sordid details.Kings Cross is well in your orbit as well as more disturbing and illegal activities. Pot kettle etc. etc. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Answer the question! How is it that you are so familiar with the most popular gay dogging areas? Why haven’t you embraced Catholicism instead of slandering the vast majority of Catholic priests who do great works and save souls ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Why haven’t you embraced Catholicism instead of slandering the vast majority of Catholic priests who do great works and save souls ? Answer the question, wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Answer the question, wanker! Why haven’t you embraced Catholicism instead of slandering the vast majority of Catholic priests who do great works and save souls ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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