Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 Yes, at last, it’s the long awaited sequel to Pop Brians (or Bryans) Gary Numan, Gary Barlow, Gary Puckett, Gary U.S. Bonds and, of course Gary fucking Glitter. What a complete cunt-and-paedophile magnet the pop industry has been for these fuckers over the years. (Obviously, for legal reasons, only the dead ones or those actually convicted fall into the paedophile category.) I’ve added the parentheses in the title (a) because of the historical precedent perpetuated by Comedy Bills (or Billys), and (b) because I couldn’t be arsed nominating Garth Brooks in his own right, and if any cunt deserves one it’s that fucking country-fusion queer boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 Gary Coleman. Never liked the horrible little cunt. Shit actor who spent the rest of his life trying to use it as an excuse to trick his few fans into lawsuits in an attempt to get cash out of them. The very definition of a poisoned dwarf, considering he had shit kidneys his entire life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: The very definition of a poisoned dwarf, considering he had shit kidneys his entire life. Sounds very painful to me, shitting a kidney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Sounds very painful to me, shitting a kidney. Sounds offal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, at last, it’s the long awaited sequel to Pop Brians (or Bryans) Gary Numan, Gary Barlow, Gary Puckett, Gary U.S. Bonds and, of course Gary fucking Glitter. What a complete cunt-and-paedophile magnet the pop industry has been for these fuckers over the years. (Obviously, for legal reasons, only the dead ones or those actually convicted fall into the paedophile category.) I’ve added the parentheses in the title (a) because of the historical precedent perpetuated by Comedy Bills (or Billys), and (b) because I couldn’t be arsed nominating Garth Brooks in his own right, and if any cunt deserves one it’s that fucking country-fusion queer boy. Dead boring and dead guitarist Gary Moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Gary Coleman. Never liked the horrible little cunt. Shit actor who spent the rest of his life trying to use it as an excuse to trick his few fans into lawsuits in an attempt to get cash out of them. The very definition of a poisoned dwarf, considering he had shit kidneys his entire life. If you're not picking pop Garys then I nominate Gary fucking Lineker and mad as a fucking hatter and ropey actor Gary Busey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Gary Coleman. Never liked the horrible little cunt. Shit actor who spent the rest of his life trying to use it as an excuse to trick his few fans into lawsuits in an attempt to get cash out of them. The very definition of a poisoned dwarf, considering he had shit kidneys his entire life. Very true, but remind me again, what was one of his many pop hits? As we're on a Coleman-related tangent now anyway, Dana Plato who played Kimberley in Diff'rent Strokes hated the bug-eyed little freak so much that she committed suicide by overdosing on prescription drugs after falling into a life of petty crime and porn. Sadly, no-one had the nous to title her last grumble flick, "Vinegar Strokes". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Very true, but remind me again, what was one of his many pop hits? There's no way the cunt went through his thankfully short life without signing a contract to be portrayed as a Christmas elf for some cunting band's Christmas song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 For the longest time I was convinced that Ratty was Gary Numan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Very true, but remind me again, what was one of his many pop hits? As we're on a Coleman-related tangent now anyway, Dana Plato who played Kimberley in Diff'rent Strokes hated the bug-eyed little freak so much that she committed suicide by overdosing on prescription drugs after falling into a life of petty crime and porn. Sadly, no-one had the nous to title her last grumble flick, "Vinegar Strokes". Remove the 'E" and "H' from 'Slueth' would be more apt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 If a shit first name wasn't enough spare a thought for Gary Lightbody..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Neil said: If a shit first name wasn't enough spare a thought for Gary Lightbody..... Gary Windass takes some trumping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, at last, it’s the long awaited sequel to Pop Brians (or Bryans) Gary Numan, Gary Barlow, Gary Puckett, Gary U.S. Bonds and, of course Gary fucking Glitter. What a complete cunt-and-paedophile magnet the pop industry has been for these fuckers over the years. (Obviously, for legal reasons, only the dead ones or those actually convicted fall into the paedophile category.) I’ve added the parentheses in the title (a) because of the historical precedent perpetuated by Comedy Bills (or Billys), and (b) because I couldn’t be arsed nominating Garth Brooks in his own right, and if any cunt deserves one it’s that fucking country-fusion queer boy. You missed; Gary Jules (Mad World), Gary Lightbody (Snow Patrol) and Gary Kemp (Spandau Ballet), all cunts to a man and worthy of nothing but cold disdain and a shrug of the shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Remove the 'E" and "H' from 'Slueth' would be more apt. Thanks for the like Eric. I thought it might stump a few CC members that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thanks for the like Eric. I thought it might stump a few CC members that one. It seemed obvious when I saw the title of the magazine again. I should've thought of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It seemed obvious when I saw the title of the magazine again. I should've thought of it. Don't worry Eric. I'm sure Withers is sitting in his kitchen scribbling away on his A4 pad having a nervous breakdown trying to solve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thanks for the like Eric. I thought it might stump a few CC members that one. Spelling "Sleuth" wrong despite having a picture to copy from even threw me for a second or two, I must confess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You missed; Gary Jules (Mad World), Gary Lightbody (Snow Patrol) and Gary Kemp (Spandau Ballet), all cunts to a man and worthy of nothing but cold disdain and a shrug of the shoulders. Ooh, Gary Kemp, good call! For what it's worth, the point of these nominations is not to list every single contender myself, merely to throw in a few obvious thought starters to encourage further participation. I'm still gutted I missed Kemp, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Spelling "Sleuth" wrong despite having a picture to copy from even threw me for a second or two, I must confess. Was it that or was it her tits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 Gareth Gates. Bulb headed, stuttering spacker cunt. Not technically a Gary, but surely close enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Gareth Gates. Bulb headed, stuttering spacker cunt. Not technically a Gary, but surely close enough. That’s g g g g good enough f f f for me m m m m m matey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: That’s g g g g good enough f f f for me m m m m m matey. Good evening Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 18:53, Cuntybaws said: Yes, at last, it’s the long awaited sequel to Pop Brians (or Bryans) Gary Numan, Gary Barlow, Gary Puckett, Gary U.S. Bonds and, of course Gary fucking Glitter. What a complete cunt-and-paedophile magnet the pop industry has been for these fuckers over the years. (Obviously, for legal reasons, only the dead ones or those actually convicted fall into the paedophile category.) I’ve added the parentheses in the title (a) because of the historical precedent perpetuated by Comedy Bills (or Billys), and (b) because I couldn’t be arsed nominating Garth Brooks in his own right, and if any cunt deserves one it’s that fucking country-fusion queer boy. Isn't Garth Brooks that little fat BBC gobshite who used to play for spurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't Garth Brooks that little fat BBC gobshite who used to play for spurs? He looks like David Lammy. A fucking right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 Gary Holton - Off Auf Wiedersehn Pet, but more importantly for the purposes of this thread, 'Heavy Metal Kids' 'cept he was a decent bloke and his band was good in a 70's glam rock kind of way - so not a cunt but an exception that proves the rule? Come on, meet me halfway on this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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